I know I should be concentrating on writing about crime and all the fun that surrounds it, but I wanted to send this one in because today is my anniversary with Detective Sandy.
I’m out of town at a PIO conference. In lieu of being there, I thought I would repeat our vows so that (in case she reads it) she’ll know I remembered.
You romantics should go ahead and get your tissues now.
I vow the following to my beautiful wife and best buddy:
- I will always be there for you—except today, of course, as I am at this conference and you’re at work. Sorry about that — but other than that, I’m there!
- I will clean your gun — not just after qualifying (except if you shoot better than me) — but always, as we should.
- I will not sulk if you do shoot better. Not that you will, but you have and so I guess that can happen again. I hope not but, well, you are younger than me and, well, I’ll be graceful.
- I promise to check for the noises that go bump in the night — although it is you who is