Comments on: Police blotter: Businesses as crime scenes

By: Chris Broe

Chris Broe — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:57:30 +0000

We need more snitches. America: Start snitching. Be like Rush and Glenn Beck, and oh, the Hume-Hannities!!!

“I broke my bat on Johnny’s head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister’s bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy’s rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.”

I don’t think America uses the F-bomb enough. We need to start swearin’ more, people! America I implore you all to preface every noun with the adjective, “F’n”. I just don’t hear it enough.

And drunken girls? Please yell “freebird” louder and more often at open mic karoake. Begging here.

Is it over for the missionary position? Cosmopolitan reports that 87% of women have memorized the entire Kama Sutra, where the Missionary Position has been banned for 25 centuries. In fact, if the Kama or the Sutra catches any of you tatoo’d vestal virgins with your legs in the air, then it’s no yoga classes, no bikini waxing, and no adult store coupons for three full months!!

Jklol

By: James T. Kirk

James T. Kirk — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:57:43 +0000

@ RFord

Lets not just register all convicted felons, let’s register everyone that ever did anything wrong too (doctors, police, ministers, etc.) No implied sarcasm.

By: RFord

RFord — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:04:06 +0000

Registered sex offender sounds all terrible…but it has been so misused that many are on it who should not be considered a threat to anyone. And since we are making offender registries,who about other crimes. Let’s register ALL convicted felons and put a spotlight on where they reside…just saying,if it’s a good idea why not protect us from more convicted persons than just “registered” sex offenders?

By: Chris Broe

Chris Broe — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:16:38 +0000

The security camera is why the FBI claims that there were no female bank robbers in all of 2008. (The cameras add at least ten pounds).

By: Nobody reads long posts

Nobody reads long posts — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:37:54 +0000

Gwinnett County is a business, AND a crime scene. We’ve had our tax dollars taken from us to buy land for parks (we’ve got 4 or 5 parks within 4 miles), and it seems that Superior Ct judge, Oxendine, father of a candidate for governor, helped. He wasn’t allowed to, so he’s taking early retirement. Insurance is another crime–Ponzi scheme–and Oxendine the Younger knows all about that.

By: kristikreme

kristikreme — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:01:21 +0000

No, no one deserves to have their property stolen. These dumbasses should get jobs instead of trolling for crap they can steal. I can’t stand people who take the easy way out.

By: Cubby

Cubby — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:03:42 +0000

I believe Patrick was stating if you remove the evidence then the thief will move on to the next vehicle. We had a rash of break ins at my condo complex because people left computers, bags, etc. in their cars overnight. If you need that alcohol or crack you will find the car(s) with the merchandise readily available.

I hate that my neighbors had to replace their merchandise and pay for and wait for window repair but laziness is no way to go through life.

By: Blue

Blue — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:33:55 +0000

I think Patrick means that if you help the thief by not putting away your items so they can’t be seen, then don’t be surprised when your items are stolen. No one “deserves” to have anything stolen.

By: Equalizer

Equalizer — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:31:14 +0000

Patrick, “they deserved to have them stolen”? Seems pretty harsh. Do people get in trouble for stealing something that deserves to be stolen?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:46:53 +0000

Those GPS units were stolen probably because either the owners left them sitting out where they could be seen, in which case they deserved to have them stolen, or else had them put away, but the mounts were still out, which is a clue that you have some kind of portable electronic device that can fetch enough money at a pawn shop for a couple grams of crack. When you leave your vehicle, take the GPS or other portable electronic device with you, and remove the mount and put it away somewhere out of sight. I have a mount that clips on the air vent, and it’s very easy to remove.