Comments on: Even future Darwin Award candidates survived this July 4th http://blogs.ajc.com/view-from-cop/2009/07/06/even-future-darwin-award-candidates-survived-this-july-4th/ Sandy Springs' police information officer on criminal Einsteins and the cops who outwit them Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:23:08 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Chris Broe http://blogs.ajc.com/view-from-cop/2009/07/06/even-future-darwin-award-candidates-survived-this-july-4th/comment-page-1/#comment-507 Chris Broe Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:38:49 +0000 http://blogs.ajc.com/view-from-cop/?p=116#comment-507 The chinese invented fireworks at the time of Christ. They soon realized the potential of fireworks to thin herds. So they invented a holiday like ours in which the entire race of rocket scientists could experiment without any safety equipment whatsoever. Demographic studies estimate that without the firecracker holiday, the population of China would now number in the quint-quadrillions. We have to promote firecracker sales all over the world all year long. If not we're finished. The chinese invented fireworks at the time of Christ. They soon realized the potential of fireworks to thin herds. So they invented a holiday like ours in which the entire race of rocket scientists could experiment without any safety equipment whatsoever. Demographic studies estimate that without the firecracker holiday, the population of China would now number in the quint-quadrillions. We have to promote firecracker sales all over the world all year long.

If not we’re finished.

]]> By: El Grunge http://blogs.ajc.com/view-from-cop/2009/07/06/even-future-darwin-award-candidates-survived-this-july-4th/comment-page-1/#comment-501 El Grunge Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:09:52 +0000 http://blogs.ajc.com/view-from-cop/?p=116#comment-501 Back when you could drive on beaches... It was the fourth of July and I was hiding behind sand dunes with my friends and shooting bottle rockets at cars. I lit one and the car turned out to be a cop car so I held onto the bottle rocket and burned my hand. Luckily there were these college girls that had a beach house rental and they took care of me. I was only twelve at the time but it is a fond memory. I guess those chicks would be in their sixties by now. Ho-hum.... Back when you could drive on beaches… It was the fourth of July and I was hiding behind sand dunes with my friends and shooting bottle rockets at cars. I lit one and the car turned out to be a cop car so I held onto the bottle rocket and burned my hand.
Luckily there were these college girls that had a beach house rental and they took care of me. I was only twelve at the time but it is a fond memory. I guess those chicks would be in their sixties by now. Ho-hum….

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