Want to apply for Willie Martinez’s old job?

If you want to apply for Willie Martinez’s old position at the University of Georgia, the job posting number is 20091296.

The UGA athletics department has publicly posted four job openings this week -– one for a groundskeeper (duties include “assist with daily maintenance of playing surface at various athletic facilities, including mowing and irrigation”) and three for assistant football coaches.

Obviously the coaching jobs aren’t going to go to members of the public who learn of them by perusing the postings on the UGA human resources’ Web site. But the jobs are required to be publicly posted nevertheless, and you might get a kick out of the details contained in the postings. . . .

The job summary for Martinez’s former position: “Serve as Football Defensive Coordinator, including recruiting; defensive staff goals, charts, statistics, practice schedules, staff meetings; supervising graduate assistants and student managers; guiding and encouraging students to reach and complete graduation.”

Required education and experience, according to the job posting, include a BA degree (Masters “preferred”) and extensive experience as a defensive coach/coordinator, “preferably in Division I.”

Under the category “physical demands” of the job, there’s this: “Standing for long periods of time.”

The posting says 45 percent of the job holder’s time will be spent on defensive-coordinator duties, 30 percent on recruiting, 20 percent on supervising graduate assistants and student managers and 5 percent on other duties assigned by the head coach.

Salary ranges for the three coaching jobs were not specified.

The jobs were posted Tuesday. According to the UGA human resources Website, posted jobs are open for a minimum of five business days before being filled.

Anyone interested?

231 comments Add your comment

Kirby Smart

December 10th, 2009
2:14 pm

Are moving expenses included

coachdawg 2000

December 10th, 2009
2:15 pm

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration.

Tommy Tuberville

December 10th, 2009
2:16 pm

Nick Saban

December 10th, 2009
2:18 pm

Kirby’s not available and why would he come back to a program on the downfall? Maybe worth a call from Richt so he can hear the hysterical laughing when he offers him the job.

Free Willie

December 10th, 2009
2:19 pm

Can I re-apply even though CMR was loyal to me and I told him to stick it when he asked me to coach the bowl game. I’m just lonely here thinking about the muscley-armed paper boy.

Kevin Ramsey

December 10th, 2009
2:20 pm

I ‘ve holding out for this since the 2nd half of the 1999 Auburn game.

Ray Goff

December 10th, 2009
2:21 pm

Ah shucks….. I’ll give it a try

Marion Campbell

December 10th, 2009
2:23 pm

I think they will let me leave the assisted living facility on saturday mornings.

Dale

December 10th, 2009
2:24 pm

Dang. I was a perfect fit until it came to “required: experience as a defensive coordinator.”

Richard Seymour

December 10th, 2009
2:26 pm

I’ll do it! I’d rather retire than play for wife beatin’ Cable and crazy Al Davis!

Erk Russell

December 10th, 2009
2:28 pm

Maybe they can prop me up on the sidelines. Can’t be any worse than the D has been the last two years

Yellow Fuzz

December 10th, 2009
2:31 pm

Any of you DELUSIONAL, big talking dog fans, that were throwing around a lot of big names two weeks ago, found your new DC yet? Hahaha.

Everyone would love to have the position but NO ONE WANTS TO PUT UP WITH THE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE, LET’S MAKE A STATEMENT AND LEAVE AFTER THE 3RD QTR IF WE’RE LOSING, AZZHOLE DOG NATION!

1. Van Gorder said “are you serious?”
2. Will Muschamp said “you’re kidding, right”?
3. Kirby Smart said “I’ll use GEORGIA to get a big raise over here”
4. Charlie Strong said “HAEL no”
5. Tommy Tuberville “Hahahaha”
6. Ron Zook said “come on”
7. & 8. Charlie Weiss & Mark Mangino “I do like that southern cooking”
9. Mark Stoops said “No way”
10. Bud Foster said “LOL”
11. Ron English siad “are you stupid?”
12. Todd Orlando said “georgia is a gymnastics school isn’t it”
13. Brent Venables said “georgia is an equestrian school isn’t it”
14. Tom Bradley said “give it to Hershal or Lindale Scott”
15. Tyrone Nix said “NOT”
16. Jon Tenuta said “Can Chan coach the defensive backs?”
17. Goldberg Said “nobody has called me”
18. DawginLex said “My sources tell me georgia is really interested in me”
19. BOOGIE MAN in Hartwell said “Can I wear my hat?”
20. Rodney Gardner has not said publically “I’m leaning toward FSU and georgia don’t even know it yet”
21. Whino in Shreveport said “Sounds good but I’d like to think it over”
22. Dancer at Central Station Club in Shreveport said “I like to be bitch slapped like those dawgs”
23. Bobby Bowden said “that’s why I voted them into the top 25″
24. St. Simons said “45-42″
25. Yellow Fuzz said “STFU”

SC Dawg

December 10th, 2009
2:31 pm

Fellow Yuzz

December 10th, 2009
2:36 pm

Does it still bother the ignorant Tech fans that much?

Just remember, your best team in 20 years lost to our worst team in 10 years, and the mighty PAUL JOHNSON got outcoached by Mark Richt.

Live with it.

4tix4dogs4cokes

December 10th, 2009
2:42 pm

Yellow Jizz — Are you still here? I see you have come out of hiding after getting your pants pulled down in prime time on national TV by the worst GA team in 15 years, which is in transition and just whacked 3/4ths of it’s defensive coaching staff. Ouch, those facts leave a mark don’t they? Oh well, you still have your king-of-the-dipsh–s title. Hahahaha…what a national joke that conference (sic) has become. Sucks to be you. By the way, spending that much time on your moronic post is probably exhibit A as to why you are not gainfully employed.

Johnny Test

December 10th, 2009
2:51 pm

Yellow Fuzz, glad it hurs so bad…. start of another streak
Georgia State Champs… how did you say it.. we got the strap.. come and get it
8 out of 9
De Fact ACC Champions
60/30/5
ACC Chumps beaten down at home with two weeks to prepare by a 5 loss SEC team. Glad it hurts so bad.

Yellow Fuzz is a truck driver

December 10th, 2009
2:53 pm

Fuzz man, what school did you graduate from? Perimeter JC with 5 yrs in JC but only 1 year worth of legit credits???

I suspect that you JUST drive a truck. To real UGA or TECH grads, football is a sport. It is entertainment. It is a party on the tailgate with our educated and now grown kids. Yes, they ALSO graduated from either Tech or UGA and they DO VERY $$$ well. So do most UGA grads with second homes on Oconee and Lanier and at H Head and Destin. Get a job buddy.

To you? It is your life to spew vile on this site. Sad.

I am off for a 3:15 tee time this afternoon. Gee, you are pathetic.

Tommy West

December 10th, 2009
2:56 pm

K. Smart

December 10th, 2009
3:01 pm

All you have to do is give me a raise, and I’ll be there.

Jax Dawg

December 10th, 2009
3:08 pm

Yellow Fuzz has Peach Fuzz

anotherdawg

December 10th, 2009
3:10 pm

Yellowfuzz, Please take #25 on your recommendations! Obviously 30-24 is still eating at you hahahaha!!

alldawgsgotohell

December 10th, 2009
3:15 pm

11-2 > 7-5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jim Donnan

December 10th, 2009
3:16 pm

Hey I still need a job.

Jerry Glanville

December 10th, 2009
3:17 pm

I promise to leave tickets for Rex Robinson

anotherdawg

December 10th, 2009
3:18 pm

Let’s see, according to Bradley, Shultz, and Mr. Football, Tech is coached better, and now, have better players. Is this why all of them picked Tech to blow us out this year? Woops, they forgot: WE RUN THIS STATE!!! 30-24 hahahahaha!!

Preston

December 10th, 2009
3:21 pm

CMR already has his next DC. It won’t be announced until after the bowl games. The posting is a formality. I have a feeling it’ll be TCU’s current DC or Ellis Johnson. Either way, we’ll be MUCH better. Sucks for you bug fans b/c you only beat sorry ass Willie once (by 3). Yikes!

alldawgsgotohell

December 10th, 2009
3:21 pm

mmmm…..shreveport….tastes like mediocrity

Preston

December 10th, 2009
3:22 pm

Be glad that UGA beat you this year or Johnson would be leaving for a REAL program. LOL!

anotherdawg

December 10th, 2009
3:24 pm

At least, we don’t have to play our’s on a blue field like you normally do. Good luck on winning a bowl for a change also.

Preston

December 10th, 2009
3:25 pm

Everyone sing together now………we’re a ramblin’ wreck from georgia tech and we know the be bow to the mighty Bulldog Nation!

UGA 2010

December 10th, 2009
3:26 pm

alldawgsgotohell: 30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 30>24HAHAHAHAHA GayTech 1<8 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameron

December 10th, 2009
3:26 pm

Keep reading below for more childish, immature posts by UGA and GT fans.

j

December 10th, 2009
3:26 pm

anotherdawg,

LANE KIFFIN RUNS THIS STATE

(((((((((((((((((((((((((45-19)))))))))))))))))))))))))

OFFENSE COULDN’T MAKE IT PAST THE 34!!!!!!!!!

Freddy

December 10th, 2009
3:26 pm

Will Muschamp is gonna wait along time for that head coach job now.

Tim Tucker

December 10th, 2009
3:26 pm

FYI … TE Orson Charles and DE Montez Robinson were named to the SEC All-Freshman team this afternoon. Montez, of course, is on indefinite suspension from UGA team after last week’s arrests.

UGA 2010

December 10th, 2009
3:27 pm

mmmm…. the ACC, easy as pie!!!!!!!

bellyseries

December 10th, 2009
3:27 pm

Incredible how the dawgs, after years of arrogance, are reduced to bragging about an ACC victory. How’d that Kentucky game go again. Helen outcoached by Rich Brooks?

Preston

December 10th, 2009
3:27 pm

Did you guys notice how many empty seats there were at the acc cg? pathetic. shows how much respect that sorry conference deserves. lmao!

GOTECH610

December 10th, 2009
3:29 pm

You have got to be kidding me….What a joke! I guess we all now know how successful Richt has been thus far.

I heard Hairy, Curly, and Moe were applying. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, have fun in Shreveport Dawgs, I heard its nice and s***ty this time of year down there at the toilet bowl. God Miami is soooo much better.

2009 YELLOW JACKETS BCS BOUND!

UGA 2010

December 10th, 2009
3:29 pm

and “j” the only reason your lame Vols can show a lil life is cause THERE ALWAYS RUNNING FROM THE POLICE AFTER ROBBING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING!!!!!!! UcheaT.HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Why dont you go somewhere and let the real men talk!!!!!

j

December 10th, 2009
3:30 pm

Hey Preston,

HOW MANY MUTS FANS AT SEC CHAMPIONSHIP?

In other news tody….

MONTE KIFFIN WHIPES HIS @$$ WITH UGAY

Preston

December 10th, 2009
3:30 pm

They could play the SEC CG in Anchorage and sell out in five minutes. Even they know what real football is. Iowa rolls! A month to prepare for a high school scheme like that gets you schmucks another bowl beatdown just like last year.

GOTECH610

December 10th, 2009
3:30 pm

Tim, why doesn’t that surprise me….well coached team over there in Athens….(sarcasm off)

j

December 10th, 2009
3:32 pm

UGAY 2010,

IT SEEMS YOU FORGOT THE @$$ WHIPPIN LANE GAVE UGAY? ALSO, YOU FORGOT THAT OVER HALF OF UGAYS TEAM IS CRIMINALS! MONTEZ ROBINSON FOR HEISMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30-24 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

December 10th, 2009
3:33 pm

This is for you Fuzz. 30-24 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha H a HaHa Ha Ha Ha . By the worst Bulldog team in years. Now maybe you will learn that thre ACC sucks. The two teams competings for Acc Championship, beaten the week before by two what, oh yeah, awful SEC teams.

30-24 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha.

Drinkclearwiskey

December 10th, 2009
3:34 pm

UGA2010,

Oh yeah, revel in that win. UGA had to beat GT without Josh Nesbitt and a depleted defense. That high school offense is second in the nation in rushing yards, 12th in the nation in scoring, and, oh yeah, it won GT their conference.

UGA didn’t sniff those stats.

11-2 > 7-5; enjoy Shreveport.

j

December 10th, 2009
3:35 pm

The “G” does stand for GAY…Right?

Gary

December 10th, 2009
3:36 pm

I nominate YellowFuzz for groundskeeper!!

(((((((30 – 24)))))) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!

Yellow Fuzz is a DA

December 10th, 2009
3:37 pm

Dude you are a Tech fan. Are you seriously trying to make a joke about UGA football. Stick with Asian jokes and Bill Gates idol worship. Better leave the football talk to the big boys. Tech nerds should not just assume that they are worthy to discuss football because the managed to put together a decent season playing a weak ACC schedule.

Drinkclearwiskey

December 10th, 2009
3:37 pm

UGA2010,

I am not afraid of next year, GT beat UGA’s preseason number 1 ranked team with 2 starting first round draft picks with a high school offense full of freshmen.

Forget about it, Paul Johnson has changed perception in the GT fan base and in the state. UGA isn’t that relevant anymore face it. GT is here to win championships… not one game.