Finally, a casting call tailored for my people.
The VH1 show “Single Ladies” is casting for a “redneck who can shoot a gun.”
The casting call, open to guys in their 20s to 50s, notes that you’ll be packing a prop piece, and you won’t be able to bring your own heat. Still, they need someone comfortable around firearms. “Please note any experience you have with guns,” the casting notice reads.
No word on whether they’re looking for mullets, Smokey and the Bandit mustaches, RIP #3 tattoos or Wrangler jeans with a permanent outline of a Skoal tin in the pocket, but if you ask us that’d all put you in the running. Having graduated from a rural North Carolina school system that used to take elementary school children on tours of the tobacco factory and would designate a “smoking bus” on high school field trips, we know of what we speak.
Email photos and your dimensions to SingleLadies2ATL@gmail.com with “Redneck” in the subject line.
- Jennifer Brett/The Buzzfirstname.lastname@example.org