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Winning! Charlie Sheen products rushed to market

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It didn’t take long for savvy merchants to rush out an array of Charlie Sheen-themed offerings.

“Need to dull the pain of the train-wreck you can’t look away from? 1800 Tequila has created the ‘Tiger’s Blood’ shooter in Sheen’s ‘honor,’ ” a news release from the beverage label helpfully notes. Here’s the recipe: Mix 2 oz. 1800 Select Silver Tequila (100 proof version), 2 oz. tomato juice, a splash of lime juice, 2 dashes of hot sauce, 2 dashes of Worcestershire sauce, a pinch of celery salt and a pinch of black pepper. Rim shot glasses with salt, crushed black pepper and crushed red pepper. Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice and strain into shot glasses. Scream “WINNING!” and slam.

Ok, we added that last part.

Similarly eager to cash in on the meltdown is a sushi restaurant in Scottsdale, Ariz., which has added the “Winning” Charlie Sheen roll to the menu.

“We wanted to do something special to honor Sheen,” said Greg Donnally, co-owner of Geisha A Go Go. “He has his ups, downs, his highs and lows and one never knows what he’ll do next. That’s where we got the inspiration for the ‘Winning’ Roll; it will truly be a Russian roulette, surprising the guest every time it’s ordered.”

Uh, yum?

Then there’s the Lifetime Achievement award bestowed on Sheen by a dating service called SeekingArrangement.com.

“Charlie epitomizes the Sugar Daddy lifestyle,” said SeekingArrangement.com Founder and CEO Brandon Wade. “We are honored to offer him our first Lifetime Achievement Award and look forward to extending him the full benefits of our website. He will now have access to more Sugar Babies than he could possibly handle.”

Just what he needs.

- Jennifer Brett/The Buzz/jbrett@ajc.com

18 comments Add your comment

JDiddy_75

March 4th, 2011
6:15 pm

Winning! Duh!

Alabama Communist

March 4th, 2011
6:48 pm

Winning! Duh?*JD

More than you are loser dude! Sounds like you are a confirmed pop culture establishment suck up…

TB

March 4th, 2011
7:52 pm

Now, now. There is enough Winning to go around!

March 4th, 2011
8:21 pm

Try and pull that object that’s stuck up your anal cavity there, Alabama Commie.

mecq tate

March 4th, 2011
9:12 pm

Jennifer I’m still waitng for that t-shirt you promised me….Charlie Sheen is an embarrasment to his children, family, and anyone else who has shown him empathy, sympathy, or compassion. He has the financial ability and access to medical programs to address his psychosis and recover without retribution. His obvious privilidged, entitled posture, allow his tirades without reprecussions. Had it been your latin or my african american child who announced to the world that he smokes 7gram rocks, and a suitcase full of cocaine had been delivered this home, with his twin boys present no less, the FBI, CBP,ICE,CIA, DEA would have busted down our door before the sunset. Please don’t give this ingrate anymore attention than he’s gotten. Enough already…!!!!!!

willydoit?

March 4th, 2011
9:20 pm

Charlie Sheen is just too damn cool

GFam

March 4th, 2011
11:18 pm

Reporter: Mr Sheen are you Bipolar?
Charlie: No I’m Bi Winning, I’m winning over here and winning over thee!!

Grace

March 4th, 2011
11:23 pm

Manic as hell – grandiose, deluded, forced speech, over the top. Next comes the crash. Thank God the kids were removed from his custody.

rudy

March 5th, 2011
1:34 am

He’s headed for death. He may want to…I don’t know. Beluchi, Farley, etc. Although he’s really not
funny at al. Never was.l. He’s sad. As George Carlin would say…WACKALOON!

clyde crommett

March 5th, 2011
3:49 am

Adore/envy Sheens style, all females in right mind want him as well as
a Bentley.

Gordon Gekko

March 5th, 2011
6:44 am

Long live Bud Fox and Blue Star Airlines!

Hal Holbrook

March 5th, 2011
7:12 am

A man looks into the abyss. Its at that time that he truly finds out who he is.

Tom Cruise

March 5th, 2011
7:13 am

Thanks, Charlie. You make me almost look normal.

Richard Joiner

March 5th, 2011
8:23 am

Charlie please wake up,you are a very great talent in my opinion; but no one is untouchable. My family love two and a half men and we want to see it continue with you in the starring role.

Ricardo Montalban

March 5th, 2011
12:26 pm

Tattoo: “Boss, who is this man and why is he here.

RM: “Tattoo, his name is Charlie Sheen and he is living what many rockstars only dream about. Being from Mars he has entertained and cavorted with many extra-terrestrials in ways humans are only just beginning to understand.”

Tattoo: “…and Boss, who are his…errr… ‘friends’..?”

RM: “Well Tattoo, ‘Totally B*tchin rockstars from Mars’ always travel with more than one Goddess. Mr. Sheen has admittedly raised the bar for would-be partiers..describing his antics as ‘Epic’ and proclaiming that he the dream ‘while on a rocket ship to the moon’.

Tattoo: “Wow, can I live that life too?”

RM: “No, Tattoo–not here… Although this is Fantasy Island, we have some terrestiral limitations that cannot be altered, especially for the vertically challenged.”

Tattoo: “Why is he here Boss?”

RM: “Because, he is living on a drug. He is living on Charlie Sheen. He, being the rockstar that he is, understands the longterm burnout of typical earthly rockstars– Sinatra, Richards, and the like– and he is here to prove how it is done by Martian rockstars”

Tattoo: “Boss, look he is making out with the Hula girl who gave him the lay necklace.. what should we do?”

RM: “Nothing, theres nothing you can do my little friend. Remember when Chuck Norris was here last week?”

Tattoo: “Ah, yes Boss, I remember.”

RM: “But, my friend, we will do our best to test the magic and poetry coming from his fingertips. since we were able to keep Chuck Norris here, on Fantasy Island for this weekend– it is only Mr. Norris that can challenge Charlie Sheen. Something must give…. When it is over my firend, the island will forever be named for the victor….and you and I will leave this place on the plane, on which our guest arrive each day, never to return. For this will be hallowed ground onward. No droopy-eyed armless children will ever step foot here henceforth.
So go, go my little friend, take notes, watch, learn and discover what it truly means to rule the universe….”

g

March 5th, 2011
12:30 pm

I hate being bi-polar, it’s awesome!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris

March 6th, 2011
12:50 pm

Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Norris

Cast your vote and post your opinion as to who would win this epic battle.

http://www.dsultory.blogspot.com/

Charlene

March 8th, 2011
2:38 pm

If anyone out there would like to get your “Winning” tshirts, please contact me at charlenelundberg@comcast.net.