Note to applicant: Please try you best to answer the following question correctly. We know God will help you because our coach told us He would.

1. In which state is the University of GEORGIA located?

a. Florida
b. Alabama
c. Georgia (hint, this is where all Gator Haters and Roll Tide Haters go to college, and this state is where the University of Georgia ia most likely located.) Note to NCAA: “Most likely” does not mean “for sure,” so we are actually making this test harder by adding this notation.

Good luck, and we sure hope you select “C” as your answer. Of course, we can’t give you the correct answer. That would be cheating. Oh, most of our fans live in Atlanta, which is located in Georgia, and Atlanta is not far from Athens, which is where the University of Georgia is located. Note the the NCAA: Athens is also a city in Greece, and not even a state in the U.S. like Georgia, so we are are not giving anything away here.

Note to applicant: Relax, over 50% of our players passed this exam. The others went to prep school and received entrance the following January. Note to NCAA: We are not responsible for the behavior of those highly qualified students who do not behave properly once they attend the University of Georiga, which is located in Georgia by the way.

Floriduh Football entrance exam

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America’s far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell — Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy’s
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The University of Miami tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

Then I remember what a nasty state Fla is.

Thank you for moving here and supporting GA public schools with your tax dollars.

It is also “It’s” not “its”. Now get back to putting that UF degree to work. There is a spill in aisle three.