Kim Zolciak planning a relationships book
Kim Zolciak is planning a book about relationships, according to Blackvoices.com.
The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” cast member certainly has experience with relationships. She was married to a man named Dan Toce from 2001 to 2003 and has two children, presumably his. She had a long time on-and-off again relationship with local realtor Lee Najjar, known to all as “Big Poppa” because he was married and didn’t want to be on camera. She had a lesbian fling earlier this year with New York DJ Tracy Young.
And now she’s knocked up with Falcon player Kroy Biermann’s child.
Her advice will certainly inspire others. And given her vast academic qualifications (she has a nursing degree!) and writing skills (check out her Twitter page!), this book will be a keeper for decades to come. (Dr. Phil, you better watch out!).
And given Zolciak’s incredible work ethic, she should be able to pump this book out quickly with no need for a ghost writer.
Who is the wise publishing house who signed her? It’s Farrah Gray Publishing, which has published books by luminaries such as Flavor Flav and Shanae Hall.
Gray told BlackVoices, in an interview, with no apparent irony: “”I’m thrilled to have Kim a part of my publishing house. Her upcoming book is sure to wow fans everywhere. She is sassy, smart and sophisticated.”
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Colonel Klink
December 16th, 2010
10:37 am
I did not know that you could get a nursing degree from a box of Cracker Jack!
Just Me
December 16th, 2010
10:39 am
Actually her degree is from UCONN which is a very good school.
Janice
December 16th, 2010
10:50 am
omg…..watch out they’ll make a movie out it if as well.
Traci
December 16th, 2010
10:57 am
Dont be fooled. Kin is no Blond bimbo. She just plays the role very well. She is cunning, and manipulative. All the way to the bank.
Her relationship book will sell – because she will have so many outrageous things in there – people will buy it just cause they heard how CRAZY she was talkin.
This woman – as loopy as she seems – works every stereotype available to her advantage.
You can call her many things — but BROKE aint one of them
There are a ton of women in Atlanta sleeping with married men for FREE – this is the only one that I have seen that — has the luxury items to show for her time on the job.
I am not saying what she is doing is right. I am just saying – its PROFITABLE!
C from Marietta
December 16th, 2010
10:58 am
That is freaking funny. I did’nt know ho’ing around was a skill. LOL.
C from Marietta
December 16th, 2010
10:59 am
She is an idiot. Laying on your back is not a skill.
Please
December 16th, 2010
11:00 am
I wouldn’t read this garbage if someone gave me the book. Why do these idiots think they have the right to be singers, designers, authors simply because they make fools of themselves on a reality show? Kim Zolciak is good at one thing and one thing only: laying on her back to get a man to take care of her. And this constitutes writing a book on relationships? Please. She is a pathetic piece of work.
hotlanta
December 16th, 2010
11:00 am
Wow between her and Steve Harvey I don’t who is the worst person to give relationship advice. I wish someobody will cut off Steve Harvey hands to keep him from typing those relationship books.
Traci
December 16th, 2010
11:01 am
P.S. Kim can get a Ghost Writer – she will be fine. I am a KIM.Inc fan!
Traci
December 16th, 2010
11:04 am
@C Marietta – doesn’t need to be a skill. But there are folks in Atlanta practicing this same “craft” with nothing to show for it. The more outrageous she is – the more BRAVO keeps her around.
If NeNe can write a book. – Kim surely can.
Never said I would take her advice – I’m just sure it will be funny as heck!
Traci
December 16th, 2010
11:08 am
And yes Ho’ing and Tellin about is quite profitable: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, All of P-Diddy’s Women, All these Basketball non-wives on these reality shows, All colors sizes and shapes.
Snake Davis
December 16th, 2010
11:09 am
KIim Zolciak writing a book about relationships equates to Jeffrey Dahmer writing a book about food.
Joann
December 16th, 2010
11:19 am
@ hotlanta- at least Steve Harvey has learned from his past mistakes, just ask his children and ex wife. He has gone overboard trying to make things right without the help of a team of lawyers. This hoe continues to f_ _ _ _ around with married men, women and now stupid young men. All of this while raising(?) 2 daughters.
Kandi Fan
December 16th, 2010
11:41 am
no thanks…I’ll wait until they’re giving them away to burn in the fireplace
y’all keep buying into her agenda–keeping her in the lifestyle she’s become accustomed to
$60,000 to decorate her kid’s bedroom…$5,000 for a ring that has magic chasity powers… OMG!!!
mitch
December 16th, 2010
11:42 am
traci, whats your number???
Kandi Fan
December 16th, 2010
11:42 am
Further to my comment, I did NOT buy Nene’s book and I’m definitely NOT buying Kim’s!!
BOO GOT SHOT !!!!
December 16th, 2010
12:04 pm
the only relationship that Kim has nay success with is the one between her cooter and anyone with a couple of dollars!!.. this is like Rosie O’Donnell writing a beauty and weight loss guide
Wig Wearing Nurse
December 16th, 2010
12:06 pm
Wonder if she leaves her wig on while ‘on the job’? lol
Wig Wearing Nurse
December 16th, 2010
12:07 pm
Who gon’ check me boo?
Seriously?
December 16th, 2010
12:17 pm
First off, I am impressed that Kim can actually write. Secondly, who in the hell would take relationship advice from her? I mean seriously?
Mr. Ed
December 16th, 2010
12:19 pm
Suggested book titles.
1. How to release your inner slut.
2. Tramping around for dummies.
3. Duh! Just lay down.
4. How to make a living acting like an idiot on T.V.
5. Laughing all the way to the bank.
Donna P.
December 16th, 2010
12:34 pm
While reading this article, I couldn’t tell if Rodney was being sarcastic when he described Kim’s relationships. “Her advice will certainly inspire others. And given her vast academic qualifications (she has a nursing degree!) and writing skills (check out her Twitter page!), this book will be a keeper for decades to come.” Seriously?
k
December 16th, 2010
12:37 pm
Will someone please stop this madness! She is such a role model for her two daughters.
Wendy
December 16th, 2010
1:02 pm
She is not an expert on “relationships”. If she were, she would still be in a loving, healthy relationship. She seems to be an expert on how to be a slut and making money from it so she should really think of renaming her book to Real Hoe of Atlanta!!!
KenBud
December 16th, 2010
1:06 pm
not a big fan of her, but using the words “knocked up”? …. talk about giving your opinion through your writing ….. just saying she’s pregnant would have been the better option.
Tom
December 16th, 2010
1:12 pm
It’s a good thing Biermann can play football because he obviously has batsh_t for brains.
cooters been drinkin again
December 16th, 2010
1:15 pm
yall lay off kim you know your just jealous
ann
December 16th, 2010
1:15 pm
Why is Rodney Ho kissing Kim’s butt???
danigrl
December 16th, 2010
1:32 pm
at the end of the day its all about the money and trust me there will be plenty of people buying this “so called” relationship book
sha
December 16th, 2010
1:34 pm
Kim we are praying for you. No sin is better than the other, however I will recommend that you settle down with one person that you love and be married in Holy Matrimony.
cooters been at the sticky bud again
December 16th, 2010
1:40 pm
what you said danigirl
red ryder
December 16th, 2010
1:46 pm
will the book be written with a crayon??? hope she doesn’t make it a “scratch n’ sniff” or a “pop up” book!!!
KKShoe
December 16th, 2010
1:50 pm
Are you F*#ing kidding me!!??
Barnes B. Noble
December 16th, 2010
2:12 pm
Will Crayola crayons be included, or will those be sold separately?
LADY D
December 16th, 2010
2:13 pm
Steve Harvey, tried to cheat his ex-wife out of money, he is a scam artist and yes he need to quit writing books.
Barnes B. Noble
December 16th, 2010
2:17 pm
I am inclined to say I would use the pages of the “book” as bathroom tissue, but I am rather fearful I might contract a venereal disease from the print.
Come to think of it, I might recommend wearing surgical latex gloves for anyone unsuspecting enough to try to read it.
coolguy05
December 16th, 2010
2:21 pm
I guess having a child out of wedlock, and having an open affair with a married man, while accepting money from him qualify her as a relationship expert. What was the use of obtaining a degree in the 1st place?
Tall Gyal
December 16th, 2010
2:22 pm
I wish her the best because she will soon have three children to feed. But, I will NOT be buying a book written by her. I didn’t buy NeNe’s and I will not buy hers. It is definitely true that the LOVE of money, not money itself, is the root of all evil. People will do almost anything to get and keep it.
Enemas for Christmas
December 16th, 2010
2:33 pm
Anyone else think she smells as bad as she looks?
MountainDawg
December 16th, 2010
2:59 pm
Mr.Ed, you forgot the (proposed) title of “Goldiggin’ for Dummies”.
Traci
December 16th, 2010
3:29 pm
I NEED TO REPEAT THIS —- Folks are just not looking at this — in the correct perspective:
Dont be fooled. Kim is no Blond bimbo. She just plays the role very well. She is cunning, and manipulative. All the way to the bank.
Her relationship book will sell – because she will have so many outrageous things in there – people will buy it just cause they heard how CRAZY she was talkin.
This woman – as loopy as she seems – works every stereotype available to her advantage.
You can call her many things — but BROKE aint one of them
There are a ton of women in Atlanta sleeping with married men for FREE – this is the only one that I have seen that — has the luxury items to show for her time on the job.
I am not saying what she is doing is right. I am just saying – its PROFITABLE!
Yeah Right
December 16th, 2010
3:31 pm
It’s called morals – does not matter how rich or poor she is – she is a poor human being who is a poor example to her children, and a poor example to all women everywhere, especially the Buckhead Betty’s – who do you think they look up to as role models? Why do women not despise these figures? Just like Waka and Gucci holding back black people (who for some reason are their biggest supporters) RHOA hold back women. As do reality shows, etc. It blows my mind sometimes.
JT
December 16th, 2010
3:32 pm
She has a nursing degree, but she can’t spell ‘cat’….she took ballet and dance growing up but she couldn’t do the simple dance steps on one of the shows last week….she LIES SO MUCH!! A nurse??????? C’mon man. It’s not far fetched that she could write a book about relationships: what NOT to do! I really feel for her daughters…..
Nope
December 16th, 2010
3:34 pm
Give it a rest already Traci. No one is going to look up to this woman for anything… unless of course she is swinging ’round a pole.
DEBBY
December 16th, 2010
3:36 pm
Relationship, Relationship! That’s like hearing Coach Mora say Playoffs,Playoffs! Godd lawd the only relationship she ever had was Sexual Relationships. Now if she titles the Book Sexual Relationships as told by Kim Zoliack, it will sell like hotcakes! Make the cover with her lying on a bed of money with a white Mink wrap covering trhe obvious parts then she will have finally earned her own money for doing what she does best.
Traci
December 16th, 2010
3:38 pm
Used to be – you’d be a shamed to be practicing this “craft”. These women have everyone watching them Ho’in — and they are laughing at all of us. all the way to the bank~!
Kim Z is a Jr. Hoe, in comparison to Kim Kardashian– Queen Diva – who gangsta bogarted into fame – with a sex tape. Took that money and parlayed it into – a million dollar enterprise.
You can say what you want. Its a business.
.
Kim Z has a Wig Line, now a book, a CD she made at least $300,000 off (and she cant sing!) — and if we hold on long enough she will own a Winery.
Kim.Inc — I am not mad at you girl!
Traci
December 16th, 2010
3:42 pm
NOPE – you dont have to. I do.
I do cause she has managed to come from no where – to some where – she has folks talkin about her, who she doesnt know and could care less about. But WE are talking.
You dont have to look up to her. I am just saying – she is not as dumb as you would like her to be.
and somebody needs to say it.
Kim knows exactly what she is doing – whether YOU (@NOPE) like it or not!
Traci
December 16th, 2010
3:44 pm
Clearly folks dont know how the Literary world works – SHE DOES NOT have to write it. She can have a GHOST WRITER.
This woman is not dumb – by any stretch of the imagination.
Sha
December 16th, 2010
3:46 pm
Traci is right.
SamEknows best
December 16th, 2010
3:47 pm
Rodney Ho, I love your column! makes me laugh hysterically every time…you’re making this look way too easy
Yeah Right
December 16th, 2010
3:50 pm
I love how everyone thinks money solves everything and is the say all end all.
southside steve
December 16th, 2010
3:50 pm
YEAH CMON
Yeah Right
December 16th, 2010
3:52 pm
Ha – Southside, you would have some fun with Kim – shout at on the radio!
WTHIIN
December 16th, 2010
4:02 pm
ROTFCTFU AAHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA….weeeew That is funny as hell!!!
howard
December 16th, 2010
4:07 pm
what a joke….the only folks dumb enough to buy this book would only buy it for any pictures because reading words would be too hard for them.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
4:33 pm
Rodney..I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st. This ding-dong couldn’t spell “cat” in one episode, and it wasn’t a joke. She would be better suited to write (sic) a book about nicotine and fermented grapes…her two passions. The entire world just gets dumber and dumber, and I refuse to believe she has a nursing degree. Did she get it from the same school as “Dr. Ty-E”? In honor of this blog, I am renaming December 16th as April Fool’s day!
outspoken1
December 16th, 2010
4:51 pm
did I mention before that Kim Zolcrack is a complete idiot. If you have never seen the show this girl is the dumbest piece of dog crap ever to be seen on television.
I will be so glad when Kim, Gilbert Godfrey and Rose O’donnel get into a motorhome and move their stupid butts to Mexico.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
5:10 pm
Okay if this is actually going to happen I am offering a few names for the book. Can I get paid for this? LOL!
“I Like Chicken!”
“Using your Va-Jay-Jay to get Paid-paid”
“What Lurks Beneath My Wig”
“ABC’s of H-O ing”
“How to Get Pimped by a Publisher”
“Kim-Z’s Diseases”
“More Tricks Than A Magician”
“A Smoke & Wine After A Poke & A Grind”
Man this is waaaay too easy..I crack me up!!!!
DEBBY
December 16th, 2010
5:18 pm
@ Kapoonka, stop you’re killing me. ROTFL.
Austin Powers
December 16th, 2010
5:27 pm
That’s a man baby!
I'm just sayin'...
December 16th, 2010
5:33 pm
Kap, those are HYSTERICAL!!! You might want to get a few of ‘em copyrighted!
former atlanta
December 16th, 2010
5:56 pm
should be packed with juicy tidbits on how to sleep with married men when a teenager, work the pole for money, snag a sugga daddy and get preggers by a football player. i hope your children follow in your lovely footsteps. Trashy Hooker!!
Dimples
December 16th, 2010
6:01 pm
I totally agree with Traci, the ATL housewives reality show isn’t actually REAL. All those ladies play a certain role and Kim’s role is the dumb blonde but she really isn’t that dumb by far. Ne ne is the ghetto one, and Phaedra.. do you really think a lawyer could be that stupid?? Com’om people get over yourselves and let Kim make her money
Yodit
December 16th, 2010
6:07 pm
Wow! This is what the world has become. Kim Z. has some serious issues and her decisions will affect her children forever. Her fame will not last lost. i remember when “American Idol” was the talk and that show is past tense. And this too shall pass,however the damage will live forever, and that my friends money can and will not comfort.
Nucci Carsia
December 16th, 2010
6:08 pm
What is the world coming to when a “publisher” — who is supposed to know grammar — says she is thrilled to have Kim “apart” of her publishing house. Did she not mean ” a part”? What an idiot.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
6:23 pm
@Debby & I’m Just Sayin’ Thanks!!! This is like shooting fish in a barrel! I’ll have some more later…getting ready to cook some red beans and rice!
Kim
December 16th, 2010
6:28 pm
Newsflash folks, UCONN does not have a Licensed Practical Nurse program.
Anne
December 16th, 2010
6:32 pm
OMG…please the woman can hardly for a complete sentence. Out of all the housewife shows Atlanta is the worst. I am embarrassed for them all.
dimples
December 16th, 2010
6:41 pm
@ Kim, UCONN does have a nursing program, click the link http://www.nursing.uconn.edu/index.php
… Now stop a hater!!
mojo3
December 16th, 2010
6:50 pm
She is pathetic. Needs to STAY home…take care of her kids…and keep those legs of her closed!
Role model…she’s NOT!
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
7:36 pm
More titles for Kim to consider:
“If These Walls Could Talk: Tales From My Uterus”
“My Ill-Na-Na & Big Pa-Pa”
“Reflections From The Mirrors On My Ceiling”
“How To Get & Lick A Sucka”
“Jobs I Have Blown”
“What’s A Condom?”
…and I’m sure if she is at a loss for words she will refer to her Dick-tionary. That’s all I got…..enjoy
Uncle Tom
December 16th, 2010
8:14 pm
How ’bout these titles?
“Thy Loins Runneth Over”
“To Kill a Kitty-Kat”
“My Last Name is Easy”
“I Should Have Known Better: An Autobiography”
“My Life, in Pieces”
…and in honor of the upcoming holiday:
“Ebenezer Screw Was His Name”
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
8:40 pm
@Uncle Tom….nahhhh not nearly as good as mine. Quit biting on my wit….. Tell em’ DEBBY and I’m Just Sayin’.
larry
December 16th, 2010
9:05 pm
The only thing that does not fit her profile is that she’s knocked up by a white guy ?
It would have been better if she was knocked up by a black guy,she’d get more respect.
Uncle Tom
December 16th, 2010
9:32 pm
Aw shucks! At least she knows who knocked her up. I suppose Maury can rescind the invitation to come on his show.
Southside Shirley Rickman
December 16th, 2010
11:18 pm
SNIFF SNIFF!!! Hey Kroy what my “package” taste like brother?????
YEAH C’MON
Rodney Ho Moe
December 16th, 2010
11:20 pm
Are her boobs real ?
Barbarian Cream
December 16th, 2010
11:24 pm
:Ho-ho Ho-ing All The Way To The Bank
Darth Hater
December 17th, 2010
1:07 am
I wish some of the zombies from The Walking Dead would take a bite out of each of these Ho-Dogz and then have Rick Grimes put a bullet in each of their skulls.
frommiami
December 17th, 2010
8:43 am
Seriously?
missbliss
December 17th, 2010
9:31 am
Last year, I directly asked her, (via Twitter), what kind of nursing degree she has, and she posted that it was an RN, (not LPN). I even looked it up on the state website at the time and saw that was bullhonkey. I guess back then she could still blatently lie, because the show wasn’t getting as much attention.
South Side Steve
December 17th, 2010
11:01 am
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was no mention of me in the article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
Get Rea
December 17th, 2010
11:13 am
I think she is trash writing trash. Kroy Biermann will end up broke.
Amander Beckerfield
December 17th, 2010
11:33 am
And you notice that only a “black” Publisher was interested in this MESS. A good “white” quality publishing house wouldn’t even considered it. Go Kandi, NeNe, Sheree, Phaedra and Cynthia. BLACK GIRLS RULE!
Kim is crazy
December 17th, 2010
12:57 pm
“Incredible work ethic”? Good one. I laughed until I cried.
STINKY FINGERS
December 17th, 2010
2:57 pm
since everything else about her is fake, I’m sure the “book” will be also. think she should call it “Cooterville; The life of a totally useless woman”
lkj
December 17th, 2010
3:02 pm
Rodney, the new sardonic tone cracked me up, keep it up!
Pat
December 17th, 2010
3:53 pm
Do the math, if Kim was married to Dan Toce from 2001 to 2003 and has two children. The children are not necessarily his…maybe the younger daughter.
As far as a book, I would not read it.
Peggy
December 17th, 2010
10:13 pm
Can she spell “Trailer-trash”? She is a prime example. Super Slut.
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Kat
December 18th, 2010
2:07 am
I don’t think that any publicity is good publicity. Look at Mel Gibson. He can’t get someone to cross the street to spit on him at this point (well, maybe). He’s “box office poison.” And, Kim isn’t laughing at anyone except those dumb enough to buy the book (for whatever reason – “advice,” a joke, interest, etc.) The rest of us are steering clear.
Southern man,
December 18th, 2010
9:07 am
Traci and the rest of the Pro Tramp Team are plants, trying to justify a pathetic, morally corrupt, worthless life style. Kim is a WH@RE, and her children a doomed. Look where these tramps will be in 10 yrs, it will be sad.
bevvie
December 18th, 2010
9:45 am
Good points, Traci!
rod
December 18th, 2010
3:08 pm
relationsip book. this slut has been on everything but the titanic. how many ways can she tell us to spread her legs and /or extend her toungue. she is in double digits for relationships in 7 yearsl
rod
December 18th, 2010
3:12 pm
at this point I guess it would be like exploring a big cave her next job will be a douche tester
Dreamer
December 19th, 2010
1:18 pm
Wow. Kim is a strange attraction for me due to her blend of trailer-trash and nuveau-riche lifestyles, I guess. That said, the book will be read because there are plenty of precedents out there for these types of books to sell. Good for her. In fact, if they could just let her write it in her own words and not punch it up or proofread it would be hilarious.
S2C
December 22nd, 2010
10:32 am
Traci, unfortuately, you are right. It’s more than blatantly obvious Kim has no redeeming qualities; however, she IS an opportunist in every sense of the word!
SANTA CLAUS
December 25th, 2010
5:10 am
three words to describe Kim “HO HO HO”