Kim Zolciak planning a relationships book
Kim Zolciak is planning a book about relationships, according to Blackvoices.com.
The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” cast member certainly has experience with relationships. She was married to a man named Dan Toce from 2001 to 2003 and has two children, presumably his. She had a long time on-and-off again relationship with local realtor Lee Najjar, known to all as “Big Poppa” because he was married and didn’t want to be on camera. She had a lesbian fling earlier this year with New York DJ Tracy Young.
And now she’s knocked up with Falcon player Kroy Biermann’s child.
Her advice will certainly inspire others. And given her vast academic qualifications (she has a nursing degree!) and writing skills (check out her Twitter page!), this book will be a keeper for decades to come. (Dr. Phil, you better watch out!).
And given Zolciak’s incredible work ethic, she should be able to pump this book out quickly with no need for a ghost writer.
Who is the wise publishing house who signed her? It’s Farrah Gray Publishing, which has published books by luminaries such as Flavor Flav and Shanae Hall.
Gray told BlackVoices, in an interview, with no apparent irony: “”I’m thrilled to have Kim a part of my publishing house. Her upcoming book is sure to wow fans everywhere. She is sassy, smart and sophisticated.”
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By Rodney Ho, rho@ajc.com, AJCRadioTV blog
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Yeah Right
December 16th, 2010
3:50 pm
I love how everyone thinks money solves everything and is the say all end all.
southside steve
December 16th, 2010
3:50 pm
YEAH CMON
Yeah Right
December 16th, 2010
3:52 pm
Ha – Southside, you would have some fun with Kim – shout at on the radio!
WTHIIN
December 16th, 2010
4:02 pm
ROTFCTFU AAHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA….weeeew That is funny as hell!!!
howard
December 16th, 2010
4:07 pm
what a joke….the only folks dumb enough to buy this book would only buy it for any pictures because reading words would be too hard for them.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
4:33 pm
Rodney..I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st. This ding-dong couldn’t spell “cat” in one episode, and it wasn’t a joke. She would be better suited to write (sic) a book about nicotine and fermented grapes…her two passions. The entire world just gets dumber and dumber, and I refuse to believe she has a nursing degree. Did she get it from the same school as “Dr. Ty-E”? In honor of this blog, I am renaming December 16th as April Fool’s day!
outspoken1
December 16th, 2010
4:51 pm
did I mention before that Kim Zolcrack is a complete idiot. If you have never seen the show this girl is the dumbest piece of dog crap ever to be seen on television.
I will be so glad when Kim, Gilbert Godfrey and Rose O’donnel get into a motorhome and move their stupid butts to Mexico.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
5:10 pm
Okay if this is actually going to happen I am offering a few names for the book. Can I get paid for this? LOL!
“I Like Chicken!”
“Using your Va-Jay-Jay to get Paid-paid”
“What Lurks Beneath My Wig”
“ABC’s of H-O ing”
“How to Get Pimped by a Publisher”
“Kim-Z’s Diseases”
“More Tricks Than A Magician”
“A Smoke & Wine After A Poke & A Grind”
Man this is waaaay too easy..I crack me up!!!!
DEBBY
December 16th, 2010
5:18 pm
@ Kapoonka, stop you’re killing me. ROTFL.
Austin Powers
December 16th, 2010
5:27 pm
That’s a man baby!
I'm just sayin'...
December 16th, 2010
5:33 pm
Kap, those are HYSTERICAL!!! You might want to get a few of ‘em copyrighted!
former atlanta
December 16th, 2010
5:56 pm
should be packed with juicy tidbits on how to sleep with married men when a teenager, work the pole for money, snag a sugga daddy and get preggers by a football player. i hope your children follow in your lovely footsteps. Trashy Hooker!!
Dimples
December 16th, 2010
6:01 pm
I totally agree with Traci, the ATL housewives reality show isn’t actually REAL. All those ladies play a certain role and Kim’s role is the dumb blonde but she really isn’t that dumb by far. Ne ne is the ghetto one, and Phaedra.. do you really think a lawyer could be that stupid?? Com’om people get over yourselves and let Kim make her money
Yodit
December 16th, 2010
6:07 pm
Wow! This is what the world has become. Kim Z. has some serious issues and her decisions will affect her children forever. Her fame will not last lost. i remember when “American Idol” was the talk and that show is past tense. And this too shall pass,however the damage will live forever, and that my friends money can and will not comfort.
Nucci Carsia
December 16th, 2010
6:08 pm
What is the world coming to when a “publisher” — who is supposed to know grammar — says she is thrilled to have Kim “apart” of her publishing house. Did she not mean ” a part”? What an idiot.
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
6:23 pm
@Debby & I’m Just Sayin’ Thanks!!! This is like shooting fish in a barrel! I’ll have some more later…getting ready to cook some red beans and rice!
Kim
December 16th, 2010
6:28 pm
Newsflash folks, UCONN does not have a Licensed Practical Nurse program.
Anne
December 16th, 2010
6:32 pm
OMG…please the woman can hardly for a complete sentence. Out of all the housewife shows Atlanta is the worst. I am embarrassed for them all.
dimples
December 16th, 2010
6:41 pm
@ Kim, UCONN does have a nursing program, click the link http://www.nursing.uconn.edu/index.php
… Now stop a hater!!
mojo3
December 16th, 2010
6:50 pm
She is pathetic. Needs to STAY home…take care of her kids…and keep those legs of her closed!
Role model…she’s NOT!
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
7:36 pm
More titles for Kim to consider:
“If These Walls Could Talk: Tales From My Uterus”
“My Ill-Na-Na & Big Pa-Pa”
“Reflections From The Mirrors On My Ceiling”
“How To Get & Lick A Sucka”
“Jobs I Have Blown”
“What’s A Condom?”
…and I’m sure if she is at a loss for words she will refer to her Dick-tionary. That’s all I got…..enjoy
Uncle Tom
December 16th, 2010
8:14 pm
How ’bout these titles?
“Thy Loins Runneth Over”
“To Kill a Kitty-Kat”
“My Last Name is Easy”
“I Should Have Known Better: An Autobiography”
“My Life, in Pieces”
…and in honor of the upcoming holiday:
“Ebenezer Screw Was His Name”
Kapoonka
December 16th, 2010
8:40 pm
@Uncle Tom….nahhhh not nearly as good as mine. Quit biting on my wit….. Tell em’ DEBBY and I’m Just Sayin’.
larry
December 16th, 2010
9:05 pm
The only thing that does not fit her profile is that she’s knocked up by a white guy ?
It would have been better if she was knocked up by a black guy,she’d get more respect.
Uncle Tom
December 16th, 2010
9:32 pm
Aw shucks! At least she knows who knocked her up. I suppose Maury can rescind the invitation to come on his show.
Southside Shirley Rickman
December 16th, 2010
11:18 pm
SNIFF SNIFF!!! Hey Kroy what my “package” taste like brother?????
YEAH C’MON
Rodney Ho Moe
December 16th, 2010
11:20 pm
Are her boobs real ?
Barbarian Cream
December 16th, 2010
11:24 pm
:Ho-ho Ho-ing All The Way To The Bank
Darth Hater
December 17th, 2010
1:07 am
I wish some of the zombies from The Walking Dead would take a bite out of each of these Ho-Dogz and then have Rick Grimes put a bullet in each of their skulls.
frommiami
December 17th, 2010
8:43 am
Seriously?
missbliss
December 17th, 2010
9:31 am
Last year, I directly asked her, (via Twitter), what kind of nursing degree she has, and she posted that it was an RN, (not LPN). I even looked it up on the state website at the time and saw that was bullhonkey. I guess back then she could still blatently lie, because the show wasn’t getting as much attention.
South Side Steve
December 17th, 2010
11:01 am
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was no mention of me in the article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
Get Rea
December 17th, 2010
11:13 am
I think she is trash writing trash. Kroy Biermann will end up broke.
Amander Beckerfield
December 17th, 2010
11:33 am
And you notice that only a “black” Publisher was interested in this MESS. A good “white” quality publishing house wouldn’t even considered it. Go Kandi, NeNe, Sheree, Phaedra and Cynthia. BLACK GIRLS RULE!
Kim is crazy
December 17th, 2010
12:57 pm
“Incredible work ethic”? Good one. I laughed until I cried.
STINKY FINGERS
December 17th, 2010
2:57 pm
since everything else about her is fake, I’m sure the “book” will be also. think she should call it “Cooterville; The life of a totally useless woman”
lkj
December 17th, 2010
3:02 pm
Rodney, the new sardonic tone cracked me up, keep it up!
Pat
December 17th, 2010
3:53 pm
Do the math, if Kim was married to Dan Toce from 2001 to 2003 and has two children. The children are not necessarily his…maybe the younger daughter.
As far as a book, I would not read it.
Peggy
December 17th, 2010
10:13 pm
Can she spell “Trailer-trash”? She is a prime example. Super Slut.
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Kat
December 18th, 2010
2:07 am
I don’t think that any publicity is good publicity. Look at Mel Gibson. He can’t get someone to cross the street to spit on him at this point (well, maybe). He’s “box office poison.” And, Kim isn’t laughing at anyone except those dumb enough to buy the book (for whatever reason – “advice,” a joke, interest, etc.) The rest of us are steering clear.
Southern man,
December 18th, 2010
9:07 am
Traci and the rest of the Pro Tramp Team are plants, trying to justify a pathetic, morally corrupt, worthless life style. Kim is a WH@RE, and her children a doomed. Look where these tramps will be in 10 yrs, it will be sad.
bevvie
December 18th, 2010
9:45 am
Good points, Traci!
rod
December 18th, 2010
3:08 pm
relationsip book. this slut has been on everything but the titanic. how many ways can she tell us to spread her legs and /or extend her toungue. she is in double digits for relationships in 7 yearsl
rod
December 18th, 2010
3:12 pm
at this point I guess it would be like exploring a big cave her next job will be a douche tester
Dreamer
December 19th, 2010
1:18 pm
Wow. Kim is a strange attraction for me due to her blend of trailer-trash and nuveau-riche lifestyles, I guess. That said, the book will be read because there are plenty of precedents out there for these types of books to sell. Good for her. In fact, if they could just let her write it in her own words and not punch it up or proofread it would be hilarious.
S2C
December 22nd, 2010
10:32 am
Traci, unfortuately, you are right. It’s more than blatantly obvious Kim has no redeeming qualities; however, she IS an opportunist in every sense of the word!
SANTA CLAUS
December 25th, 2010
5:10 am
three words to describe Kim “HO HO HO”