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Kim Zolciak planning a relationships book

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Kim Zolciak is planning a book about relationships, according to Blackvoices.com.

The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” cast member certainly has experience with relationships. She was married to a man named Dan Toce from 2001 to 2003 and has two children, presumably his. She had a long time on-and-off again relationship with local realtor Lee Najjar, known to all as “Big Poppa” because he was married and didn’t want to be on camera. She had a lesbian fling earlier this year with New York DJ Tracy Young.

And now she’s knocked up with Falcon player Kroy Biermann’s child.

Her advice will certainly inspire others. And given her vast academic qualifications (she has a nursing degree!) and writing skills (check out her Twitter page!), this book will be a keeper for decades to come. (Dr. Phil, you better watch out!).

And given Zolciak’s incredible work ethic, she should be able to pump this book out quickly with no need for a ghost writer.

Who is the wise publishing house who signed her? It’s Farrah Gray Publishing, which has published books by luminaries such as Flavor Flav and Shanae Hall.

Gray told BlackVoices, in an interview, with no apparent irony: “”I’m thrilled to have Kim a part of my publishing house. Her upcoming book is sure to wow fans everywhere. She is sassy, smart and sophisticated.”

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By Rodney Ho, rho@ajc.com, AJCRadioTV blog

98 comments Add your comment

Colonel Klink

December 16th, 2010
10:37 am

I did not know that you could get a nursing degree from a box of Cracker Jack!

Just Me

December 16th, 2010
10:39 am

Actually her degree is from UCONN which is a very good school.

Janice

December 16th, 2010
10:50 am

omg…..watch out they’ll make a movie out it if as well.

Traci

December 16th, 2010
10:57 am

Dont be fooled. Kin is no Blond bimbo. She just plays the role very well. She is cunning, and manipulative. All the way to the bank.

Her relationship book will sell – because she will have so many outrageous things in there – people will buy it just cause they heard how CRAZY she was talkin.

This woman – as loopy as she seems – works every stereotype available to her advantage.
You can call her many things — but BROKE aint one of them

There are a ton of women in Atlanta sleeping with married men for FREE – this is the only one that I have seen that — has the luxury items to show for her time on the job.

I am not saying what she is doing is right. I am just saying – its PROFITABLE!

C from Marietta

December 16th, 2010
10:58 am

That is freaking funny. I did’nt know ho’ing around was a skill. LOL.

C from Marietta

December 16th, 2010
10:59 am

She is an idiot. Laying on your back is not a skill.

Please

December 16th, 2010
11:00 am

I wouldn’t read this garbage if someone gave me the book. Why do these idiots think they have the right to be singers, designers, authors simply because they make fools of themselves on a reality show? Kim Zolciak is good at one thing and one thing only: laying on her back to get a man to take care of her. And this constitutes writing a book on relationships? Please. She is a pathetic piece of work.

hotlanta

December 16th, 2010
11:00 am

Wow between her and Steve Harvey I don’t who is the worst person to give relationship advice. I wish someobody will cut off Steve Harvey hands to keep him from typing those relationship books.

Traci

December 16th, 2010
11:01 am

P.S. Kim can get a Ghost Writer – she will be fine. I am a KIM.Inc fan!

Traci

December 16th, 2010
11:04 am

@C Marietta – doesn’t need to be a skill. But there are folks in Atlanta practicing this same “craft” with nothing to show for it. The more outrageous she is – the more BRAVO keeps her around.
If NeNe can write a book. – Kim surely can.

Never said I would take her advice – I’m just sure it will be funny as heck!

Traci

December 16th, 2010
11:08 am

And yes Ho’ing and Tellin about is quite profitable: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, All of P-Diddy’s Women, All these Basketball non-wives on these reality shows, All colors sizes and shapes.

Snake Davis

December 16th, 2010
11:09 am

KIim Zolciak writing a book about relationships equates to Jeffrey Dahmer writing a book about food.

Joann

December 16th, 2010
11:19 am

@ hotlanta- at least Steve Harvey has learned from his past mistakes, just ask his children and ex wife. He has gone overboard trying to make things right without the help of a team of lawyers. This hoe continues to f_ _ _ _ around with married men, women and now stupid young men. All of this while raising(?) 2 daughters.

Kandi Fan

December 16th, 2010
11:41 am

no thanks…I’ll wait until they’re giving them away to burn in the fireplace

y’all keep buying into her agenda–keeping her in the lifestyle she’s become accustomed to

$60,000 to decorate her kid’s bedroom…$5,000 for a ring that has magic chasity powers… OMG!!!

mitch

December 16th, 2010
11:42 am

traci, whats your number???

Kandi Fan

December 16th, 2010
11:42 am

Further to my comment, I did NOT buy Nene’s book and I’m definitely NOT buying Kim’s!!

BOO GOT SHOT !!!!

December 16th, 2010
12:04 pm

the only relationship that Kim has nay success with is the one between her cooter and anyone with a couple of dollars!!.. this is like Rosie O’Donnell writing a beauty and weight loss guide

Wig Wearing Nurse

December 16th, 2010
12:06 pm

Wonder if she leaves her wig on while ‘on the job’? lol

Wig Wearing Nurse

December 16th, 2010
12:07 pm

Who gon’ check me boo?

Seriously?

December 16th, 2010
12:17 pm

First off, I am impressed that Kim can actually write. Secondly, who in the hell would take relationship advice from her? I mean seriously?

Mr. Ed

December 16th, 2010
12:19 pm

Suggested book titles.

1. How to release your inner slut.
2. Tramping around for dummies.
3. Duh! Just lay down.
4. How to make a living acting like an idiot on T.V.
5. Laughing all the way to the bank.

Donna P.

December 16th, 2010
12:34 pm

While reading this article, I couldn’t tell if Rodney was being sarcastic when he described Kim’s relationships. “Her advice will certainly inspire others. And given her vast academic qualifications (she has a nursing degree!) and writing skills (check out her Twitter page!), this book will be a keeper for decades to come.” Seriously?

k

December 16th, 2010
12:37 pm

Will someone please stop this madness! She is such a role model for her two daughters.

Wendy

December 16th, 2010
1:02 pm

She is not an expert on “relationships”. If she were, she would still be in a loving, healthy relationship. She seems to be an expert on how to be a slut and making money from it so she should really think of renaming her book to Real Hoe of Atlanta!!!

KenBud

December 16th, 2010
1:06 pm

not a big fan of her, but using the words “knocked up”? …. talk about giving your opinion through your writing ….. just saying she’s pregnant would have been the better option.

Tom

December 16th, 2010
1:12 pm

It’s a good thing Biermann can play football because he obviously has batsh_t for brains.

cooters been drinkin again

December 16th, 2010
1:15 pm

yall lay off kim you know your just jealous

ann

December 16th, 2010
1:15 pm

Why is Rodney Ho kissing Kim’s butt???

danigrl

December 16th, 2010
1:32 pm

at the end of the day its all about the money and trust me there will be plenty of people buying this “so called” relationship book

sha

December 16th, 2010
1:34 pm

Kim we are praying for you. No sin is better than the other, however I will recommend that you settle down with one person that you love and be married in Holy Matrimony.

cooters been at the sticky bud again

December 16th, 2010
1:40 pm

what you said danigirl

red ryder

December 16th, 2010
1:46 pm

will the book be written with a crayon??? hope she doesn’t make it a “scratch n’ sniff” or a “pop up” book!!!

KKShoe

December 16th, 2010
1:50 pm

Are you F*#ing kidding me!!??

Barnes B. Noble

December 16th, 2010
2:12 pm

Will Crayola crayons be included, or will those be sold separately?

LADY D

December 16th, 2010
2:13 pm

Steve Harvey, tried to cheat his ex-wife out of money, he is a scam artist and yes he need to quit writing books.

Barnes B. Noble

December 16th, 2010
2:17 pm

I am inclined to say I would use the pages of the “book” as bathroom tissue, but I am rather fearful I might contract a venereal disease from the print.

Come to think of it, I might recommend wearing surgical latex gloves for anyone unsuspecting enough to try to read it.

coolguy05

December 16th, 2010
2:21 pm

I guess having a child out of wedlock, and having an open affair with a married man, while accepting money from him qualify her as a relationship expert. What was the use of obtaining a degree in the 1st place?

Tall Gyal

December 16th, 2010
2:22 pm

I wish her the best because she will soon have three children to feed. But, I will NOT be buying a book written by her. I didn’t buy NeNe’s and I will not buy hers. It is definitely true that the LOVE of money, not money itself, is the root of all evil. People will do almost anything to get and keep it.

Enemas for Christmas

December 16th, 2010
2:33 pm

Anyone else think she smells as bad as she looks?

MountainDawg

December 16th, 2010
2:59 pm

Mr.Ed, you forgot the (proposed) title of “Goldiggin’ for Dummies”. ;)

Traci

December 16th, 2010
3:29 pm

I NEED TO REPEAT THIS —- Folks are just not looking at this — in the correct perspective:

Dont be fooled. Kim is no Blond bimbo. She just plays the role very well. She is cunning, and manipulative. All the way to the bank.

Her relationship book will sell – because she will have so many outrageous things in there – people will buy it just cause they heard how CRAZY she was talkin.

This woman – as loopy as she seems – works every stereotype available to her advantage.
You can call her many things — but BROKE aint one of them

There are a ton of women in Atlanta sleeping with married men for FREE – this is the only one that I have seen that — has the luxury items to show for her time on the job.

I am not saying what she is doing is right. I am just saying – its PROFITABLE!

Yeah Right

December 16th, 2010
3:31 pm

It’s called morals – does not matter how rich or poor she is – she is a poor human being who is a poor example to her children, and a poor example to all women everywhere, especially the Buckhead Betty’s – who do you think they look up to as role models? Why do women not despise these figures? Just like Waka and Gucci holding back black people (who for some reason are their biggest supporters) RHOA hold back women. As do reality shows, etc. It blows my mind sometimes.

JT

December 16th, 2010
3:32 pm

She has a nursing degree, but she can’t spell ‘cat’….she took ballet and dance growing up but she couldn’t do the simple dance steps on one of the shows last week….she LIES SO MUCH!! A nurse??????? C’mon man. It’s not far fetched that she could write a book about relationships: what NOT to do! I really feel for her daughters…..

Nope

December 16th, 2010
3:34 pm

Give it a rest already Traci. No one is going to look up to this woman for anything… unless of course she is swinging ’round a pole.

DEBBY

December 16th, 2010
3:36 pm

Relationship, Relationship! That’s like hearing Coach Mora say Playoffs,Playoffs! Godd lawd the only relationship she ever had was Sexual Relationships. Now if she titles the Book Sexual Relationships as told by Kim Zoliack, it will sell like hotcakes! Make the cover with her lying on a bed of money with a white Mink wrap covering trhe obvious parts then she will have finally earned her own money for doing what she does best.

Traci

December 16th, 2010
3:38 pm

Used to be – you’d be a shamed to be practicing this “craft”. These women have everyone watching them Ho’in — and they are laughing at all of us. all the way to the bank~!

Kim Z is a Jr. Hoe, in comparison to Kim Kardashian– Queen Diva – who gangsta bogarted into fame – with a sex tape. Took that money and parlayed it into – a million dollar enterprise.
You can say what you want. Its a business.
.
Kim Z has a Wig Line, now a book, a CD she made at least $300,000 off (and she cant sing!) — and if we hold on long enough she will own a Winery.

Kim.Inc — I am not mad at you girl!

Traci

December 16th, 2010
3:42 pm

NOPE – you dont have to. I do.
I do cause she has managed to come from no where – to some where – she has folks talkin about her, who she doesnt know and could care less about. But WE are talking.

You dont have to look up to her. I am just saying – she is not as dumb as you would like her to be.
and somebody needs to say it.

Kim knows exactly what she is doing – whether YOU (@NOPE) like it or not!

Traci

December 16th, 2010
3:44 pm

Clearly folks dont know how the Literary world works – SHE DOES NOT have to write it. She can have a GHOST WRITER.

This woman is not dumb – by any stretch of the imagination.

Sha

December 16th, 2010
3:46 pm

Traci is right.

SamEknows best

December 16th, 2010
3:47 pm

Rodney Ho, I love your column! makes me laugh hysterically every time…you’re making this look way too easy