
Lifetime’s first season of “Project Runway” has been sorely lacking in delicious drama but it’s coming to an end Thursday.
Heather Locklear returns to “Melrose Place” to try to resuscitate the lowest rated show on broadcast network. Locklear entered “Melrose” back in the early 1990s and helped pump that version to life but can she do it again?
Check her out here in an exclusive clip from people.com.
The first two of many many Christmas specials also hit the airwaves – one naughty (Larry the Cable Guy on CMT) and one nice (Madagascar!).
MONDAY, November 16, 2009
“Dancing With the Stars” 8 p.m. ABC — You’ve got graceful but dull Mya and Joanna Krupa vs. less graceful but more interesting Donny Osmond and Kelly Osbourne.
“House” 8 p.m. Fox — House gets his medical license back and angles to form a dream team.
“Inside the Actor’s Studio: Bon Jovi” 8 p.m. Bravo — Bon Jovi is all over NBC-owned properties as part of a special promotional deal.
“How I Met Your Mother” 8 p.m. CBS — Barney reaches into his playbook to get back on the dating scene after breaking up with Robin.
“The Big Bang Theory” 9:30 p.m. CBS — Penny has to rely on Sheldon when she gets hurt. Watch the deadpan insults get hurled!
“Chef Academy” 11 p.m. Bravo (new series) — French culinary genius Jean Christophe Novelli opens a chef’s school. He’ has a strange affinity to “Columbo.”
TUESDAY
“Merry Madagascar” 8 p.m. NBC — The Christmas specials start! This one is a spinoff from the films. Santa crashes on Madagascar and gets amnesia.
“NCIS” 8 p.m. CBS — A blackout complicates an investigation.
“V” 8 p.m. ABC — Erica, aware the V’s want to wipe out mankind, is assigned to defend new citizen V’s.
“The Biggest Loser” 8:30 p.m. NBC — Tim Gunn stops by to give the six contestants makeovers.
“Melrose Place” 9 p.m. the CW — Can Heather Locklear’s return help this faltering show?
“Dancing With the Stars” 9 p.m. ABC — Finals around the corner with Mya the presumptive leader but could there be a “shocking” departure tonight?
“Sons of Anarchy” 10 p.m. FX — The family seeks revenge after Gemma reveals what Zobelle’s men did to her in last week’s gripping episode (though the commercial breaks were awfully long without a DVR.)
WEDNESDAY
“America’s Next Top Model” 8 p.m. (13th season finale) — Eddie Murphy appears. Nicole is the favorite over Laura.
“Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. CBS — The BAU needs help from a past killer “The Fox.”
“Glee” 9 p.m. Fox — Shuester has the club split into pairs to sing ballads.
“Modern Family” 9 p.m. ABC — “Hank” was axed at 8 p.m. replaced by a repeat of this very funny series. Ed Norton plays one of Phil’s favorite musicians.
“In the Spotlight With Robin Roberts” 10 p.m. ABC — Former part-time Atlantan Janet Jackson talks.
“Top Chef” 10 p.m. Bravo— Five left but it’s pretty obvious who the final three will be: the two brothers and Atlanta’s Kevin Gillespie.
“South Park” 10 p.m. Comedy (13th season finale) — Shouldn’t these guys be in college by now?
THURSDAY
“Bones” 8 p.m. Fox — Booth’s grandfather tags along with Brennan and Booth on a case.
“Survivor: Samoa” 8 p.m. CBS — Russell tricked the Galu tribe last week, but is he just delaying the inevitable? Laura wants blood! Ratings have been going up in recent weeks, proving that in its 19th incarnation, this show can still entertain.
“The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m. the CW— Elena makes what the network calls “a devastating discovery.” More dead bodies, probably.
“CSI” 9 p.m. CBS — A murder at a bowling alley. Will avoid bad puns about strikes and spares.
“Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. ABC — Miranda’s disapproving dad visits for the holidays.
“Project Runway” 10 p.m. Lifetime (sixth season finale) — This rather dull season comes mercifully to an end. The Bryant Park reveals are tonight and the judges pick a winner. Our guess: Althea.
FRIDAY
“Diettribe” 8 p.m. Lifetime (second season finale) — The ladies participate in a triathlon.
“Ghost Whisperer” 8 p.m. CBS — Melinda’s son Aiden is befriended by a ghost of a girl who died from leukemia.
“Smallville” 8 p.m. the CW — Lois’ future visions feature Zod running Metropolis and Clark powerless.
“Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula Palooza Christmas Luau” 9 p.m. CMT — Georgians the Zac Brown Band and Billy Currington sing and Atlanta native Kenan Thompson guests.
“Happily Ever Faster” 10 p.m. TLC (new series) — Life at a Las Vegas wedding chapel where speedy nuptials are the norm.
“White Collar” 10 p.m. USA — Peter and Neal create a sting to chase down an art thief.
WEEKEND
“America’s Most Wanted” 8 p.m. Saturday Fox — John Walsh goes to Eastern Europe to track down an on-the-lam drug lord.
“Saturday Night Live” 11:29 p.m. Saturday NBC — Actor Joseph Gordon Levitt hosts and Dave Matthews croons .
“The Simpsons” 8 p.m. Sunday Fox — Jonah Hill voices a boy who is even more mischievous than Bart.
“2009 American Music Awards” 8 p.m. Sunday ABC — Performers include Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, Keith Urban, Lady GaGa and Kelly Clarkson.
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” 9 p.m. Sunday HBO (seventh season finale) — Larry’s plans to get back together with Cheryl go awry – of course.
“The Next Iron Chef” 9 p.m. Sunday (second season finale) — The final three vie for a spot on “Iron Chef America.”
6 comments Add your comment
Concerned
November 15th, 2009
7:17 pm
Do you proofread your articles before you post them?
Rodney Ho
November 15th, 2009
9:16 pm
I try my best. I don’t catch everything but I suspect you caught the word “resuscitate,” eh?
atlBOY
November 15th, 2009
10:38 pm
yes!! i can’t wait to see my gal amanda back on ‘melrose place.’ she’ll set these scrappy young-uns straight, guaranteed! and ’survivor’ is getting interesting, and i’m really liking russell more and more each week. also, try a show called ‘the middle.’ it is very good and part of the abc comedy line-up showing some life on wednesdays. that is all
Concerned
November 16th, 2009
12:31 am
And “airwaves,” Rodney. Not “airwaives.” Don’t sweat it.
Jacki June
November 17th, 2009
9:37 am
RHo, there’s no reason to respond to spelling/grammar comments.
Who has time for spell check and proofing. Our fingers slip sometimes and we love your Blog.
Cherie
November 17th, 2009
12:15 pm
Can’t wait to catch Heather on Melrose. I stopped watching after 4 episodes. It got sorta boring and predictable. Just something I’m not quite liking. I think they’re trying to make it too edgy as opposed to solid character building as in the original Melrose.