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Kelly Osbourne – a lady? ‘Dancing With the Stars’ female opening

Kelly with Louis Van Amstel

Kelly with Louis Van Amstel

The pouty rebellious rocker teen of Ozzy Osbourne from that MTV reality show transformed herself into a lady – at least for “Dancing With the Stars.”

Kelly Osbourne (with her loving parents watching) actually did a respectably elegant Viennese Waltz. “That was the most fun I ever had,” she said. She will certainly be around awhile given her fan base and her surprising skill.

Who did you like the most among the women?

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My other observations:

Quirky bird: Macy Gray. She is not much of a dancer and her goofy facial expressions are distracting. Yes she’s oddly fun to watch given how she embodies eccentricity.

Sexy bird: Mya. She may have not done a proper Viennese Waltz and peeved Len Berman (a three point discrepancy from the other judges, which almost never happens). But who cares? She can dance – and look hot doing so.

Lame bird: Kathy Ireland is a likely goner. She had zero hip action for the salsa. Her lack of athleticism really showed.

Not so magical bird: Melissa Joan Hart has some potential but she was fairly forgettable.

Who bird? No clue who Joanna Krupa is but she has some slinky skills. Debi Mazar is an actor with only a few minor bonafides and may also fall through the cracks if Ireland survives.

And how did “Centerfold” become a song to do a cha cha?

31 comments Add your comment


September 22nd, 2009
11:34 pm

Who cares. I thought there would be a pic of Kathy Ireland. I know now my error.

Billy Bennett's Right Leg

September 23rd, 2009
12:14 am

Kathy Ireland, best looking redhead since Ann-Margret. However, not even 10% of Margret’s talent for dancing. But, as a 40 something guy who remembers her 80’s Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit photos, I am so glad to see her back in shape and looking great. Not sure why she got rid of her red hair. Not a big deal if she is gone, I like Joanna as the hottest woman on the show, with Natalie Coghlan next. Kathy looks great, but can go.

As for KellyOsborn, not good looking. I will stop watching when the three above are all gone.


September 23rd, 2009
12:27 am

macy gray is just plain stoned and will be gone very early

Johnny DangerDawg

September 23rd, 2009
12:28 am

Joanna Krupa cannot possibly win the trophy. The most important group of viewers/voters are middle-aged women who will vote against hot young models every time. A model can only win this show if she has children (ex. Brooke Burke). However, to win the trophy you also have to be a good dancer, and Kathy Ireland does not appear to be the best at this point.


September 23rd, 2009
12:46 am

Macy Gray was stoned out of her mind. I can’t believe they would let her go on like that. Her comment was rude and disgusting. Hopefully she’ll be gone soon. I’m not sure why they would want a One Hit Wonder on the show anyway. Kelly and Mya are great! The only guy that’s any good so far is Donny.

yolanda devereux

September 23rd, 2009
1:11 am

Macy isn’t stoned. She is just an eccentric. It is why she is such a great entertainer – a weird artistic. She is hardly a one hit wonder. You must not keep abreast of the music scene. It will be between Kelly and Mya. They wiil do all they can to GIVE it to Kelly. Just like when they new Mel B was the clear winner.

yolanda devereux

September 23rd, 2009
1:13 am

Last year was the yea of the dwarf. They knew they went out of their way to force a win on the little midget olympic winner.


September 23rd, 2009
2:15 am

I saw the photo of Kathy Ireland and at first thought it was Vanessa Williams. She needs to stay away from the tanning beds. I don’t ever recall her having red hair.

glad notnatl

September 23rd, 2009
3:41 am

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Great entertainment to watch non-dancers even if they were not exactly stars; that is all except Macy. She has no respect for the show and doesn’t care to learn. She was really awful to watch.


September 23rd, 2009
4:14 am

Stunning, who knew Kelly Osborn could dance ? I laughed out loud when I heard she was going to be on the show, the joke is on me now.Never heard of Joanna but I would have crowned her the winner last night. Don’t hate her because she is beautiful. Maybe the aspirin-azz crowd will vote for her because they want to be her !!!


September 23rd, 2009
5:42 am

I predict it will be between Donny and the spawn of the ‘prince of darkness’….that in itself is ironic.


September 23rd, 2009
7:47 am

Love the picture of Kelly above. It does, however, make me glad that my tats are hidden.

jake's mom

September 23rd, 2009
8:56 am

It was painful watching Macy…almost like a car wreck


September 23rd, 2009
8:57 am

Enter your comments here Kelly not a dry eye in our house!!!!! Way to make your parents proud.

Gayle Rogers

September 23rd, 2009
9:19 am

Kelly O was awesome. I was so proud of her. I thought her mom was going to faint. Weird family but she has risen above many obstacles and I’m very proud of her.

black boots

September 23rd, 2009
9:41 am

Kelly was a great surprise. I’m pulling for Maya, too–she has dance skills and a smokin’ hot partner in Dimitri. Joanna is good but Derek grates on my nerves!

poof !!!

September 23rd, 2009
9:42 am

Mya is hot and the best dancer!!!


September 23rd, 2009
10:00 am

Yolanda – you don’t know she wasn’t stoned. Do you have a crystal ball?


September 23rd, 2009
10:03 am

People are vote out those that are really bad. Also, if you are a nobody with not much of a fan base you won’t go far. These are the real reasons people get voted off. Enter your comments here


September 23rd, 2009
10:18 am

Enter your comments here Carly called Macy a “one hit wonder”. Wow! Carlyy, Carly ..Carly

Alexandra LeeAnn

September 23rd, 2009
10:56 am

Enter your comments her I hope both Macy and Ashley get voted off, the worst dancers by far.Think Mya, Natalie, Joanna, Kelly will be around for awhile.Look forward to tonites tribute to Patrick Swayze.


September 23rd, 2009
10:57 am

R: You don’t know that she was stoned do you? Dancing With The Stars has long since lost it’s appeal. It’s more about likability than anything else. I personally would rather watch the professional dancers for 3 hours, because they know their stuff and are just stunning–the men and the women.


September 23rd, 2009
11:23 am

Hahha, and yolanda devereux, I agree with u! Macy is just eccentric, but honestly she does not belong on the show..along with Tom Delay, Ashley Hamilton, Kathy Ireland, Debbie Mazar, and Melissa Joan Hart!

Mya, Kelly, Joanna, Aaron, Donny, and Possibly Mark will stick around. Louie??


September 23rd, 2009
11:56 am

I don’t know she was high and I didn’t come on this blog and say she was. I DO KNOW how she acted and looked and she ACTED AND LOOKED like she was high.


September 23rd, 2009
11:58 am

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I think it is well known in the music industry world that Macy is a drug addict. She didn’t do anything last night to prove otherwise.

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September 23rd, 2009
2:33 pm

Kelly Osbourne was fantastic!! Pulling for her to go all the way!!


September 23rd, 2009
6:03 pm

What about Natalie? She did a great job, and she’s really pretty.

Tom Easterly

September 23rd, 2009
6:28 pm

There are some fine women dancing this season, like Kathy Ireland… but Samantha Harris looked so hot with her new hair-do who cares about the other gals!


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