The pouty rebellious rocker teen of Ozzy Osbourne from that MTV reality show transformed herself into a lady – at least for “Dancing With the Stars.”
Kelly Osbourne (with her loving parents watching) actually did a respectably elegant Viennese Waltz. “That was the most fun I ever had,” she said. She will certainly be around awhile given her fan base and her surprising skill.
My other observations:
Quirky bird: Macy Gray. She is not much of a dancer and her goofy facial expressions are distracting. Yes she’s oddly fun to watch given how she embodies eccentricity.
Sexy bird: Mya. She may have not done a proper Viennese Waltz and peeved Len Berman (a three point discrepancy from the other judges, which almost never happens). But who cares? She can dance – and look hot doing so.
Lame bird: Kathy Ireland is a likely goner. She had zero hip action for the salsa. Her lack of athleticism really showed.
Not so magical bird: Melissa Joan Hart has some potential but she was fairly forgettable.
Who bird? No clue who Joanna Krupa is but she has some slinky skills. Debi Mazar is an actor with only a few minor bonafides and may also fall through the cracks if Ireland survives.
And how did “Centerfold” become a song to do a cha cha?