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Listen to Kim Zolciak’s new single ‘Tardy to the Party’ – if you dare. The RHOA Atlanta mag cover

Kim Zolciak, meet Auto Tune. Her not very country sounding dance tune “Tardy for the Party” was conveniently leaked to the Web.

Castmate and R&B singer-songwriter Kandi Burruss did her best to Britney-ize Kim with this song. And it’s pretty catchy.

Kim’s aspirations for being a country singer is a bit quixotic — and smartly ignored. Dance works better because it’s much easier to disguise vocal inadequacies with dance tunes.

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It’s now being promoted on her Web site though she writes that it wasn’t supposed to get out and they are attempting to get sites to take it down to no avail.

Tardy For The Party (Mix) – Kim Zolciak

And yes, even Atlanta magazine has gotten sucked into this RHOA vortex. Here’s the cover for their upcoming issue, courtesy of Kim’s wonderful Web site:

And Kim linked to the argument between Kim and NeNe over the “choking” incident on the Ryan Seacrest show. NeNe gets pretty heated:

NeNe calls her actions self defense. Kim said she slapped NeNe’s finger away after NeNe attacked her first. NeNe called her a liar. Will Kim press charges? “I can’t answer you… it’s in discussion.”

“I’m going to get you boo,” NeNe said. “I’m going to see you in court.”

And even our very own Mike Luckovich has created a RHOA-themed cartoon.

126 comments Add your comment

Simon Cowell

August 24th, 2009
6:24 pm

That is deplorable. Not even worthy of a lounge singer on a cruise ship.

William Hung

August 24th, 2009
6:26 pm

Call me, let’s do a duet!


August 24th, 2009
6:45 pm

nene is soooooooooo ghetto!


August 24th, 2009
6:52 pm

Why does nene talks about kim’s wig? She has fake hair too.

Gucci, PRADA, Dior, Burberry

August 24th, 2009
7:14 pm

Don’t be tardy for the psrty!

Don’t be tardy for the party!

Don’t be tardy for the party?

What time does it start? I didn’t get my evite!

Gary B.

August 24th, 2009
7:17 pm

Wow….what garbage….its so bad its beyond words….lol


August 24th, 2009
7:21 pm

Instead of Tardy she should not have shown up for the recording of this sorry a@$ song.


August 24th, 2009
7:23 pm

Interesting comment…anyways!

I’m not gonna be tardy…

But I do need to stop by the CVS for some M&Ms before we go to the party.

Is that okay?


August 24th, 2009
7:39 pm

NeNe”s 15 minutes is about up………..


August 24th, 2009
7:53 pm

Sometimes, i think the other ladies give Kim a hard time! Kim and Kandi are my favorite. Sheree needs to sit her broke ass down some where. Lisa and NeNe are back stabbers and always starting trouble. Kim song sounds alright not bad. I love watching the show!


August 24th, 2009
8:13 pm

First, receiving more than $700K dollars does not make one broke. Secondly, Nene talks about Kim’s wig because it’s so bad! Nene’s hair make be fake (which she did an interview in Black Hair Magazine and talked about) but it’s not ugly!!! And while I’m no Nene fan, she’s the only one on the show that has actually gotten “work” from it. I’ve seen her everywhere and if you check on Amazon, her book has been doing well.

With that said, I think that song is awful. Who’s gonna buy that garbage?!

Swinetime Holla

August 24th, 2009
9:01 pm

Kim is a pig.


August 24th, 2009
9:03 pm

Pardon me while I hurl!


August 24th, 2009
9:22 pm

I would be Tardy for the Party if that song was playing. I’m thinking ole’ Kim should keep her day job, oh wait?


August 24th, 2009
9:26 pm

I’m sorry for bein Tardy to the Party…I’ll listen to Brittany S. all day if they’ll promise not to put that on the radio. Also, didn’t Ne Ne call Candy ghetto last week…Wth?? She should listen to her voice on a recording once in awhile.


August 24th, 2009
9:38 pm

I will give it to Kim the tune is catchy n the cover of her album is sexy!! Her song has a hook and being sexy sells in the music business. At least she has is career minded which is more than you can say for the rest of that bunch, most of whom are past their prime and can’t entice their own man’s “stimulus package”. (If u know what I am sayin):)

Change 2008

August 24th, 2009
10:00 pm

Kim is making this program work for her… go girl! Kim has the wig line going on, making records, pretty and does not appear to be broke. I think the other ladies wish they could live the life Kim is living….work it girl! Nene, Sheree and Lisa are home (rented) with their fake lives, designer purses and empty bank accounts.


August 24th, 2009
11:07 pm

KIM IS FABULOUS. Stunner for sure. You keep doing what you need to do girl. I LOVE LOVE your song, Glad you aren’t doing country. TEAM KIM


August 24th, 2009
11:16 pm

To Change 2008,

I think you got it ALL wrong!!! The other girls do NOT want to live kim’s life. Having a wig line, a remix song that doesn’t sound anything like her, being a LIAR, sleeping with a married man and making out with any man that’s got a big bank account is not something anyone is envying or aspiring to be. Maybe YOU wish you had Kim’s life but I can assure you her life is emptier than you think! So please come with something better than that. Also you no NOTHING about the other girls because you do NOT have all the FACTS. You know only what you read in the ajc which is not always accurate. Last but not least they ALL live better than YOU!!!! CATCH IT!!!


August 25th, 2009
12:35 am

LOL @ the Simon Cowell comment.

Puh-leez her wig is SO Fake and does NOT compliment her!

Marcus Graham

August 25th, 2009
12:47 am

Why is everybody stroking there weave in this clip?

Christopher Cook

August 25th, 2009
7:56 am

This song makes Hannah Montana sound like Petula Clark. Today’s music continues to be stupider and stupider.

Tax Person

August 25th, 2009
8:24 am

To Tracy,
Do you know these ladies personally? Don’t be so serious!! It’s only REALITY TV!


August 25th, 2009
8:42 am

Although I hoped for a country tune Tardy is a lot better than expected. And I think it’ll be a popular ring tone.


August 25th, 2009
9:28 am

Don’t be tardy for the party. ooh ohh. lmao!


August 25th, 2009
9:42 am

The whole show is a mess. But to comment on Kim, hell if she can get away with it, do it. LOL! I don’t blame her. Half of the singers nowadays are studio singers anyway. Sheree is a drama queen and looks like a dude and as for NeNe, ArtsDiva are you blind or what, NeNe’s hair looks a hot mess. She needs to slap her stylist. You can have a weave done to make it look real. Her floormat doesn’t.


August 25th, 2009
10:27 am

You are all FIRED!!!!!!!

Chickenhead Recruiter

August 25th, 2009
10:43 am

Kim is a chickenhead. I’d probably choke her too. Why did they throw a white chick in the mix anyway? I mean really!? Kim is bizarre and makes a fool out of herself in EVERY episode. She should just go ahead and leave the show and be replaced with another sister, a black one.

Are you kidding me?

August 25th, 2009
10:46 am

I’m liking Nene less & less as time goes on. I hope Kim sues her, the Target videotape comes out & blows her lil dream to blazes. She is the epitome of GHETTO! Nene’s picture is next to the definition in the dictionary! She got no right calling nobody else ghetto or a liar, she talks about everyone else just like they talk about her. Nene better be saving her pennies from this RHOA run cuz her 15 minutes is just about up.


August 25th, 2009
10:49 am

This song is not any worse than that crap “party in the USA” by miley cyrus. Actually, they sound very similiar.

Chickenhead Recruiter

August 25th, 2009
10:51 am

Without NeNe, there would be no Real Housewives of Atlanta! Her ghetto-ness keeps viewers like you and I watching, admit it.


August 25th, 2009
10:51 am

Me thank she soun good but why at Idol America sow she dint come? Mean I think that she would be rambeauxs best. uh oh, carletta just logged on so all yall bout to get cussed out! can I borrow $15?

That Dude

August 25th, 2009
11:22 am

I hope this is the last yr. for this mess. My sistas, yall are really starting to look real stupid. Last yr it was cool cause it was new, but now it’s real old and childish. Kandi please “GET OUT” while you can, that ship is sinking fast!!!


August 25th, 2009
11:38 am

They are all one big joke.


August 25th, 2009
11:39 am

Kim is my favorite! Go Kim!!!!


August 25th, 2009
11:44 am

so all yall hate dem so much but me love them as SAS dunc NIPPy Kpaps and wilLIE but they was in her sapus and not me. carletta cant know! she dont play and dont want to be da showtime. if yuo love them like me let me no. se yall at alumni weekends


August 25th, 2009
12:02 pm

yuk, would not listen again if you paid me


August 25th, 2009
12:05 pm

i luv her song…its my rang tone on my cell but dont tell carletta!


August 25th, 2009
12:11 pm

is just sad. This is why functioning women will not be taken seriously. Too many caricutures of the black woman. Yes, I do have mad attitude if these women are representative of women anywhere. Just sit back and enjoy the show. The minstrel show. Wendy Williams . . . another one. There are so many black women doing positive things, trying to live their lives right, take care of their families, their men, etc., and you got these women. Strong, black, intelligent, sensitive, passionate, educated women of Atlanta unite and don’t despair. These women will soon go out of style. Class and intelligence never does. As the most despised of the human species on the planet [yea, too strong for practically almost anybody -- white, black, men and women, therefore despised] this is why we must unite and live our lives day to day and let people know, all black women are not like these women. At the end of the day, most of us are living for love and respect, which is not exhibited here at all. That’s what the world loves, black women stepping on her sistas toes, to get some shine, a sorry man, or whatever, but as long as we are stepping on each other’s toes, then it’s all gravy! Come on women, buy a clue, with ya fake, perpetrating selves. ALL OF YOU THEM FAKE PERPETRATORS. THIS IS THE BLACK WOMAN THE WORLD EMBRACES, HUH?!! PRETTY SAD!!


August 25th, 2009
12:13 pm

TARDY FOR THE PARTY? ARE YOU S E R I O U S?? when was the last time you heard the word “tardy”? Come on people. Y’all got money. Buy a clue!!!

I won't be tardy....

August 25th, 2009
12:19 pm

Did I get an Evite?

What time is the party?

I don’t want to be TARDY…

Don’t y’all be tardy either.


August 25th, 2009
12:22 pm

trash! grow up……

Dawg Foot

August 25th, 2009
1:00 pm

That song is one notch below crap. Kim’s face is fat and was beaten with the ugly stick. She also is a terrible mother. And another thing, she isn’t a house wife. No man can put up with her bulls**t so that’s why she is all alone in a broken down low rent townhouse. Her man has already knocked her up and now can’t stand her stupid ass. That’s reality.


August 25th, 2009
1:20 pm

Terrible….Autotune has killed real singing. Any idiot can make a song nowadays. No talent but making all the money. Why learn how to sing…

Death to Autotune….


August 25th, 2009
1:27 pm

Ne Ne is my girl!!! She makes the show funny and interesting. Her 15 mins is just beginning haters. The show is ghetto and I hate to see my people act this way but you have to admit Ne Ne is real, she’s intelligent, funny and has this air about her that makes you want to get to know her. I adore her. Kim is a mess!!!! Sheree is funny to, “Who gone check me boo” and her body is banging!!!!!! Kandi is sweet. She just a simple country girl who loves her man even though he APPEARS to be all wrong for her and I see why her mother feels the way she does. Kandi you can do so much better, she such a pretty lady. Lisa is sweet and her husband and kids make them all adorable.


August 25th, 2009
1:28 pm

This show…Nene and Kim…biggest trainwreck!! It sad to watch grown women act like little children (high Schoolers) with the he said she said your a liar nonsense.

Kandi Burress must be thinking….What the heck did I get myself into!!


August 25th, 2009
1:29 pm

I like Kim, but Kim one would have to be totally DRUNK to dance to this song. Be your own self.


August 25th, 2009
1:29 pm

I just got turned onto this show.
The whole thing is fun and ridiculus.
Do they represent Atlanta (NO!) but it is mindless tv …besides House Hunters is a re-run (AGAIN).
pssst….they act like 4 gay midtown queens.


August 25th, 2009
1:32 pm

First of all- NeNe is a big transexual looking thug who is trying her absolute best to be “somebody.” It is really a shame when your gay male best friend looks better than you and you’re a woman! She had the audacity to say Kandi – who is a very pretty young lady who has TALENT – is ghetto!!! NeNe oozes ghetto – From that jacked up ORANGE weave to that tremendous UNDERBITE with the missing teeth on the entire right bottom to that slurred speech she uses trying to speak properly all the while sounding just that much MORE IGNORANT!! People are laughing AT you sweety … Not with you!! And for the rest of the crew … Kandi – do your thing – you are the only one out of all of them that didnt use a man to get where you are or to get what you have _ which is a ALOT!!!!!! God Bless you! Kim …Get yours!!!!! There are a millions of women who are doing way more than you and dont have ANYTHING to show for it!!!!! You play the game well! No hate here!!! and Lisa…SIT DOWN!! You have no idea how stupid you sound as a grown woman always taking about fighting!! GROW UP! Absolutely no one is afraid of you! Sheree … Let it go!! You didnt have it before and now that the final judgement has come down and the ink has dried _ YOU NEVER WILL!!


August 25th, 2009
1:32 pm

Kim used to dance to crap like this when she was getting down and dirty as a stripper under the stage name of “Barbie.”