Forcing myself to watch “Big Brother 11″ thanks to Laura Crosby
I’ve managed to avoid “Big Brother” for 10 seasons. But now that we have 21-year-old Atlanta bikini model Laura Crosby on the show, I felt an obligation.
Laura definitely left an impression last night during the first hour of season 11.
First words we see her say: “This sweet bitch is going to get exactly waht she wants.”
Then she adds, “Nine out of 10 girls hate me because of the way I look.”
She also notes that she isn’t into the “Vanilla Ice” white dudes who try to rap.
When she introduces herself, Kevin, the token gay guy, said to the camera, “Laura is boob city. I just vomited in my mouth.”
Loading ...Jeff said he couldn’t remember her name, just her physical attributes.
She’s part of the “Popular” crew as the 12 contestants are split into four high school cliques: the “Athletes,” the “Popular” kids, the “Offbeat” crew and the “Brains.”
Later, she competes in a competition clearly geared for the athletes: a wedgy contest. Each person is stuck in a big contraption where they have underwear wedged up their behind while keeping themselves aloft partly by holding a toilet seat. Once they let go of that seat, they’re out.
Laura actually did well, finishing fourth to last. But the athletes won. Their reward was getting muscle head Jessie back from season 10. So they have four people in their clique while the others have three. Plus, Jessie, as “Head of Household” can help decide who gets eliminated next week.
It’s hard to say if Laura has a proper strategy to win the $500,000. The fact she thinks females tend to dislike her does not help. And surely, the “strategy” she has stated of wearing her bikini a lot doesn’t seem like a particularly nuanced way to win over her buds in the house. (The Showtime “After Dark” portion of “Big Brother” will probably offer up plenty of Laura).
Ratings were consistent, finishing last night at about 6.7 million viewers, up from 6.4 million for the comparable debut in 2008.
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17 comments Add your comment
Yo Yo
July 10th, 2009
2:51 pm
so let’s see fake smile, fake teeth, fake ballons. Looks like a real ratings grabber for the ATL. Do you think you can do weather?? oh sorry
atl1000
July 10th, 2009
10:13 pm
Kevin, the token gay guy, said to the camera, “Laura is boob city. I just vomited in my mouth.”
LOL i saw that! she’s not even nearly the hottest person on that show, anyway. i like nerd boy
Jonathon
July 12th, 2009
7:55 pm
Fake teeth? Are you kidding me? It looks like she has a mouth full of chiclets. She does have a smokin body though, if you can get past that homely looking mug of hers.
Keith Laws
July 13th, 2009
8:49 am
This girl is a dog! If she keeps her mouth closed and doesn’t expose those gigantic buck teeth then she’s a fairly pretty girl. And those man-made boobs are just WAY too much…..she needs a breast reduction in the worst way. With a facial reconstruction and maybe a third of that chest she’d be a really beautiful girl. For my two cents, the girl on the athlete’s team is by far the best looking female in the house.
Rob
July 13th, 2009
11:40 am
This girl has a horseface. When she talks to the camera in that little room, it makes me cringe.
kevin r.
July 13th, 2009
8:24 pm
are you kidding me shes the hottest chick on tv right now real or not
Curly
July 14th, 2009
8:57 am
She’s about as hot as melissa rivers. barf.
D Hanson
July 14th, 2009
10:20 am
They couldn’t find a better looking girl from the Atlanta area to put on the show? This is why the rest of the country thinks were a bunch of inbreds down here. She has the face only a brother and sister could create.
The Roger
July 14th, 2009
5:58 pm
She’s a West Coast 4, probably an East Coast 7. And that’s only because of the jugs. You guys have such low standards over here for your women.
Jason
July 14th, 2009
11:47 pm
I think Jordan is by far hotter than Laura. I don’t think Laura is that hot. Her boobs are obviously fake. I think fake boobs are nasty.And it shows a girls insecurity. I think her face is screwed up like she has had plastic surgery. In a few year she could probably look like Michael Jackson. Her teeth look weird. She could maybe use some braces. I really don’t think she has that great of a body. If her boobs weren’t gross maybe she would have a smoking body.
Jordan on the other hand is beautiful but I think she looks more natural. She has one of those winning smiles and a great personality that makes her beauty even stand out more. It has only been a couple of episodes but I think she is genuinely a really sweet person.
James
July 15th, 2009
9:29 am
I like her boobs but I think the rest of her is a deal breaker. Those teeth are hideous. Her droopy face is just repulsive. Her body is a little on the loose side. Not the tight package you’d expect from a self proclaimed “bikini model”. She’s just one of those typical ugly broads who thought boobs are the most important thing to men.
DW
July 15th, 2009
10:56 am
Laura is this season’s Jen, but she won’t last as long as Jen.
EZ
July 16th, 2009
3:02 am
This girl is gorgeous. And those boobs are incredible!
missyb
July 19th, 2009
5:47 pm
This girls has shown herself to be one smart cookie . She knows Big Brother better than most and that has this years repeater, Jesse, scared to death of her and wanting her out. She has turned into a pleasant surprise. The other houseguest ought to listen to what she has to say.
Sloan
July 19th, 2009
7:20 pm
Dogface.
jeremy
July 20th, 2009
3:44 am
her only downfall is her teeth, she is smart, smokin’ bod W/those nice tahtah’s, she even has a better rump than she gives herself cred4, nice hips 2, just look at her hawaiin tropic pics, hot campass squeeze girl pics
jeremy
July 20th, 2009
3:51 am
and Hey Jason, you dope Jordan has implants haven’t you watched the show, and jordan has no brains, is an unathletic blob who only eats and sleeps, and how about jordans cankles & undefined thunder thighs, she’s stupid the b*tch didn’t even know what the hell tivo is she is vapid