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Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
10:51 am

Hey Jumbo G, Obama was just named employee of the month.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
10:51 am

I hear that Obama is a shoe-in for this years grammy grammy for best new artist.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
10:52 am

I just heard that Obama is slated to get the next “Horizon” awared from the coutnry music academy.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
10:58 am

This just in…. Obama has been named Motor Trend’s car of the year.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
1:15 pm

Just when you think it he couldn’t get more prizes… Obama has recieved the fist time ever early Academy Award for best child playing a mans role. WOW!

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
1:41 pm

Word has it that Obama is going to this years Star Student Award for Fulton County.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
1:43 pm

A group of Norewgians has decided that the Miss America padgent is sexist. As a result, Obama will be crowed Mr. America this winter in Vegas!

Teacher's Pet

October 11th, 2009
5:25 pm

Will you bloggers check your grammar and spelling prior to posting? Please? How can you talk about Obama and you’re grammatically challenged?

bubba

October 11th, 2009
6:01 pm

Westminster Dog Show Crowns “Obama the Mutt” winner of best in show! Accepting the award on his behalf, (fill in the blank)!

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:02 pm

@ Rarl Kove: DON’T HATE. FROM WHAT I’AM READING, YOU GOT TO GO A LONG WAY TO GET TO WHERE PRESIDENT OBAMA IS. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE NOT AN INTELLIGENT PERSON.

BBro

October 11th, 2009
6:05 pm

Obama is picked by the rednecks for NASCAR Champion of the year….

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:08 pm

@ Rarl Kove: WHAT DO YOU DO? OR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT’S SO GREAT? LET THE WORLD KNOW. BECAUSE THE NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN PRESIDENT OBAMA HIS “PROPS” HALLA.

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:09 pm

@ BBrO: YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU ARE ONE.

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:11 pm

@ JIM GALLOWAY: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE “NOBEL PEACE PRIZE”, NOT THE POWERBALL.

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:18 pm

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE, HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE PRESIDENT. OR LEADERS OF OTHER COUNTRIES. ARE YOU ANY BETTER THAN THEM? OR THE UGLY COMMENTS YOU WRITE ON THESE BLOGS? GROW-UP AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES FIRST, AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU’LL LEARN TO HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

bubba

October 11th, 2009
6:23 pm

ms concern:

Check your ego at the door. This is America, you communist. Read the constitution of our country then get back to us with your findings (specifically freedom of speech). Have a nice evening.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
6:44 pm

This just in……. Obama has been named server of the week at Applebee’s.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
6:46 pm

Robyn

October 11th, 2009
6:49 pm

ms concern,

I picture you at about 350 pounds, laying on the couch with the soaps on, screaming children running loose all over the house, your boyfriend under his car trying to get it to run for one more day, all the while calling DFACS on your cell phone every hour or so to see if your EBT card has been replenished.

clyde

October 11th, 2009
6:55 pm

Ms.Concern,

No.—No.—No to growing up if it makes me like you.There are many people that I respect.Obama isn’t one of them,sorry.

Obama declared winner of 2010 Indy 500!!!

Seriously,folks,this isn’t a joke.The awarding of The Nobel Peace Prize to Obama is a serious travesty.Nothing good will come out of it.There will be serious ramifications for Afghanistan’s people.You know,the ones who aren’t blowing people up.The every day people.

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:55 pm

@ ROBYN: THANK YOU FOR DESCRIBING YOURSELF.

Ms Concern:

October 11th, 2009
6:58 pm

WHAT’S THE MATTER BUBBA? DID I TOUCH A NERVE?

true american

October 11th, 2009
7:02 pm

ms. concern, get a job.

Southern confederated Taliban GOP have lost it and will do any and every thing to regain power

October 11th, 2009
7:06 pm

any GOP winners? any GOP winners at anything? oh Tax cut for the rich and getting big defense contract

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:13 pm

This just crossed the wires…….. Obama is presenting himself with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:15 pm

I missed another one, Obama has been named woman of the year by the NAGS (National National Association of Gals).

virgilshouse

October 11th, 2009
7:23 pm

ms concern, take the caps off

Southern confederated Taliban GOP wing nuts have lost it and will do any and every thing to regain power

October 11th, 2009
7:27 pm

The GOP mess this up in Afghanistan by not sending the troops there first . no no they had to make the defense industry rich by going into .Iraq The GOP is the nation killers? why while they were in power 911 happen spent money like a drunken sailor .
they took away alot of the safe guards in the market and believe the market knows all, wrong all the way around. The southern Taliban GOP weaken the mighty USA bring her almost to her knee. They mess up a flood ask the people in new orlean about the Taliban wing nuts. you would have to be a nut to want these clowns back in power!!!

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:28 pm

OMG…. Obama was just name Latino of the yeara by LaRaza!!!!

Mr Concern

October 11th, 2009
7:30 pm

DEAR MS CONCERN:

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR “RESPECT” FOR JOHN MCCAIN IF HE WON THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR NOTHING!

I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO HEAR YOUR “RESPECT” FOR “LEADERS OF OTHER COUNTRIES” – SPECIFICALLY LEADERS LIKE AMADINEJAD, QADDAFI, CHAVEZ, ETC.

I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO HEAR, IN DETAIL, WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA DESERVES “PROPS” FOR HIS LENGTHY TERM IN OFFICE TO DATE.

I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO HEAR THREE REASONS WHY YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA OTHER THAN “HE’S A DEMOCRAT,” “HE’S BLACK,” OR “I HATE SARAH PALIN.”

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:31 pm

Just got a note from Will Jones (Nut job AJC poster, conspiracy theorist, Democrat and Obama supporter) and his Bush did 9/11 club has named Barack Obama tin-foiled hat wearer of the month!!!

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:32 pm

Mr. Concern, I know this one….. it is because he was not Bush. The same reason he got the Nobel Prize, ironically.

Mr Concern

October 11th, 2009
7:34 pm

Ad-Nauseum

October 11th, 2009
7:39 pm

OMG….We get the “joke” already. But you’re right clyde 12 year old predictable unoriginal humor is not funny.

This whole thread is an example why conservative should stick to yelling and screaming and leave the humor alone.

Hey everyone! Obama just won scout of the year. LOL, reminds me of my youth. Gosh how clever of me.

Rarl Kove

October 11th, 2009
7:44 pm

They are going to have to install more fireplaces in the White House, for the President is going to need more mantle space….. Get this, Obama just won the Emmy for Best comedic role.

Billy McKinney

October 11th, 2009
7:46 pm

and the accolades just keep coming. Obama has just been elected Mayor of Atlanta. At least he his half black and he ain’t a Zionist. Is he?

Larry

October 11th, 2009
7:54 pm

TO MS CONCERN: I HAVE NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Southern confederated Taliban GOP wing nuts have lost it and will do any and every thing to regain power

October 11th, 2009
7:55 pm

Obama has brains, he listen to the people and he came from Evey day people and he does not want to blow every thing up and will make America a lot better. not having all the world hate us. but it is OK for the southern taliban wing nut to hate him.
why do you vote for the Taliban wing nut GOP? McCain is a man with a heart and is respected on all side and show his respect for others even the wing nuts hate him !Plain clue less and has a greed for money. Where is here High school diploma? The confederated wing nuts are wost than H1n1!!!

Aaron Burr V. Mexico (the original)

October 11th, 2009
8:11 pm

Can you imagine how the first black President, B.J. Clinton, must have felt when he heard the news? He has been lobbying for that Prize for nine years.

B

October 11th, 2009
8:12 pm

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Chris Mathews is covered in his own spittle

October 11th, 2009
8:12 pm

At least we now know that the IOC isn’t racist!

Cindy Rodham-Clinton_Sheehan

October 11th, 2009
8:16 pm

Rarl, lets take this viral. I have posted it to Facebook and several of my friend have too! Wrtie in Obama for Heisman!!!! Perfect.

http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/

Mr Concern

October 11th, 2009
8:19 pm

Has brains like… thinking that the free market is a flawed system?

Listens to people like…completely ignoring the hundreds of thousands of bipartisan citizens that marched to Washington to protest government spending?

Better like…10% unemployment (when it wasn’t supposed to go above 8% after the “stimulus” plan?)

Came from every day people like…being mentored by a known terrorist? Every day people that listen to bigots like Jeremiah Wright?

Not have the world hate us like… every radical Islam nation STILL hates us and now they think we are run by a giant sally who will never step up to defend the greatest country on Earth?

Where is his high school diploma like… where is Obama’s birth certificate?

Confederated wing nuts are “wost” than H1N1 like… the countless number of unborn children that have been aborted – something Obama supports as “pro choice?”

I have spoken.

shellybean

October 11th, 2009
8:25 pm

Ms. Concern – please stop taking yourself so seriously. No one else does. It’s just an SNL skit. I see Obama winning the next round of Iron Chef :)

Sluggo

October 11th, 2009
8:32 pm

I hear Obama has ordered himself a super bowl ring too.

The new South

October 11th, 2009
8:41 pm

I love rednecks…they are so dumb and entertaining! You Have To Love Them!

ronjack

October 11th, 2009
8:42 pm

Are there a any white people left in Atlanta?

thegetto

October 11th, 2009
9:01 pm

Right before your eyes is the truth and you refuse to see it color is a means to keep us divided and conquered if we ever to decide to unite as people our govermental concerns will be few what you know about that i will not return for an answer

Kayne West

October 11th, 2009
9:22 pm

Beyonce’s video was great, but Barack Obama had the best video of the year.

DannyX

October 11th, 2009
10:03 pm

Barack Obama named best President of the 00’s.

Good God, any person that can breath could have claimed that title. Big deal Obama. You must feel pretty big of your self winning that award from a President that will go down as one of the worst ever. Ohhh, big man.

BTW Obama I see your back up near 60% approval again, this award will cause it to drop again. Coward.

Make some cents

October 11th, 2009
10:27 pm

It’s really entertaining sometimes listening to you guys on this site. But
let’s be real whether someone does some good or bad there is always some
positive or negative responses. Ask yourself ! (What side are you on)

MARCEL MARCEAU

October 11th, 2009
10:35 pm

,.,!!,?.,,”"!

Shananeeeee Fananeeeeeee

October 11th, 2009
10:44 pm

Obama is as corrupt as they come. Do any of you people honestly believe if Dallas or New York was the potential host city for the Olympics he would have tried to get it? The answer is no, he wanted it for his corrupt buddies in the Windy City. This is a guy who promised a bunch of bull during his campaign and has not delivered on any of it. How about his CSPAN debates with doctors, insurance companies, and drug companies with him at a big table? How about his promise to give a $3,000 tax credit for each new full time employee hired by buisnesses? How about ending income Tax for all Seniors making less than $50,000? How about the 5 day grace period for signing bills for public review and input on the White House website? I will tell you what happened, it was all lies, lies,lies. YOU LIE MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!

mamaj

October 11th, 2009
11:08 pm

How redundant Mr. Galloway. Didn’t we have a blog on Friday about this same issue? The title of your Blog says a mouth full, but what bothers me more than the incessant, ignorant, hate-filled bloggers comments are the ones who write in ALL capital letters and misspell words like they haven’t made it past the second grade. They could not possibly be expected to make articulate and relevant statements about anything–much less about the President.

Gregory

October 11th, 2009
11:27 pm

Congrats Mr. President

Gregory

October 11th, 2009
11:31 pm

Rove and all you others. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. YOUR PRESIDENT AND MINE MR. OBAMA

Rarl Kove

October 12th, 2009
12:02 am

Just got a note from Tyra Banks, it seems that OUR president is now America’s Next Top Model!

The Party that cannot keep its zipper up..

October 12th, 2009
2:46 am

At least Obama’s dad is not his Uncle unlike a lot of the GOP supporters in the South.

Shin humper

October 12th, 2009
4:01 am

The Party’s post wasn’t funny and I hate to let such a funny thread dangle, I offer this:

This just in, Bob Barker came out of retirement and annouced that Barack Obama is the next contestant on the Price is Right!

The Party that cannot keep its zipper up..

October 12th, 2009
4:04 am

Let’s show those redneck, crackers downsouth what a champ Obama really is. Write in Barack Obama in the space provided.

http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/

Gregory

October 12th, 2009
5:08 am

I voted for Obama. Lets show those crackerass crackers!

http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/

ESPN.com

October 12th, 2009
9:37 am

What an exciting caper. Come on everyone. Its going viral. We can do it. We are getting close. It will be fun. Just got off the phone with a friend at ESPN.com, got an update on the vote count. Right now the vote looks like a repeat of the last two elections, we’re getting slaughtered. But the polls are always wrong, so who cares. Lets pretend. Anyway here are the latest results. You can see the top 25 at espn.com

1) Tebow……12,265 votes
2) Clausen….11,006 votes
25) AJ Green…92…..He’s from Georgia
193) President Obama….8 votes

We’re going viral folks, any second now. Wow, this is exciting. Just think this all started here. Its amazing. Expect a call any moment from our friends at Fox News, this is most definitely the perfect story for them.

Congrats!

Take that Obama.

Chris Mathews is covered in his own spittle

October 12th, 2009
9:42 am

The libs are mad that we are poking fun of The Obama, peace be upon him. They all have forgoten the hatred that they spewed at Bush for 8 years. Oh well. Who cares. If SNL can make fun of him so can we. You guys are actually researching or fake researching if Obama is getting votes? How funny is that? This is awesome.

Fox News

October 12th, 2009
10:14 am

Good news everyone, Obama just got another vote and has pulled ahead of Mayor McCheese.

191) Pat Sajak…10 votes
192) Obama….9 votes

We’re headed viral if we can just get past Sajak.

This will pretty much guarantee victory in 2012!

Chris Mathews is covered in his own spittle

October 12th, 2009
10:21 am

OMG the last post was the funniest ever. If Obama had not just now been named Funniest Man in all of Recorded History the poster, above, would have been a shoe-in.

Bill White

October 12th, 2009
12:17 pm

It figures that those people over there-those Godless Socialists+Communists would honor Hussein Nobama. They’re thrilled that they have this installed-president right where they got him–to put all of his Socialist ideas into what was once the land of the free.

The cover to the sewer out in the front of my house is more important than this disgusting prize that also went to that sick old man, Jimmah Carter, that Godless “human being” who came close to making the USA extinct.

Now Hussein Nobama is finishing the job that Jimmah started. When will this world’s Christians soldiers put a stop to this madness? What is Norway? Norway is a nation of Godless baby killers bent on a cradle to grave mentality and a huge supporter of those who coddle dictators.

I guess these secular/atheist old men will award Chavez next year. Why not Ronald Reagan? Because these Godless old men hate freedom. Why not GW Bush? They wanted him dead! This is a big slippery slope.
God Bless America, you September 10th McFlys, Bill Orvis White

Friend of keyboards everywhere

October 12th, 2009
4:16 pm

Mr and Ms Concern, Caps lock is not cruise control for cool. Nor does it make your opinions more valid.

me

October 12th, 2009
5:37 pm

GET OVER IT WHITE FOLKS, THAT’S WHAT WE’VE DONE FOR YEARS! OBAMA IS A HALF WHITE, HALF BLACK MAN THAT HAPPENS TO BE PRESIDENT. HALF OF YOUR KIND IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE-GET OVER IT! HE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! TRUTH BE TOLD, YOU STILL GOT YOUR HANDS ON THE STRINGS IN HIS BACK…GET OVER IT WHITE FOLKS…GET OVER IT..GET OVER IT!!!

cry "me" a river

October 12th, 2009
8:16 pm

What a blow hard “me”. We on the white side love black men. Herman Cain for president. We love black athletes, Tiger’s the man. We love black comedians, Chris Rock. We love all the awards being bestowed upon the president Obama. This just in, every street in America with a hard left turn will be renamed Obama Ave.

Tired of all the BS

October 13th, 2009
5:13 pm

With wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, Americans of all races losing their lives, we can’t even show any dignity or respect to each other. Even with the economy in turmoil and unemployment at an all time high, we still find the energy and pettiness to hate and belittle. I wonder why GOD BLESS AMERICA?

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