By MAUREEN DOWNEY
Two weeks ago, a man entered my son’s high school carrying a knife.
It was my husband.
He was also carrying a pound of brie cheese and two boxes of crackers, all for my son’s French class presentation on the foods of France. At the hand-off in the high school lobby, my son noticed the small paring knife and reacted as if his father were passing him a live grenade or a kilo of cocaine.
“I can’t believe you sent dad with a knife,” my son told me later. “Don’t you know that you can’t bring any kind of knives to school?”
In my defense, I did know that high schools have zero tolerance for weapons. But I didn’t think the class would want to tackle a wedge of cheese with a ruler, so I sent the smallest knife I had. Not small enough, though.
Chastened, no knife accompanied the cake I sent to school with my fourth-graders a few days later for the monthly teachers’ birthday celebration. I’m not sure if the teachers used their hands to tear off chunks, or if the principal keeps a private stash of sharp implements.
I understand the need to maintain safety and discourage kids from bringing weapons to school. Deadly school shootings have made all of us more concerned about safety. Today, 91 percent of schools have zero-tolerance policies for weapons and 88 percent for drugs, according to a U.S. Department of Education survey.
I also grasp the benefit of putting all students on notice and then imposing the same stiff penalties on all violators, regardless of circumstances. It eliminates the claim that some students get off lightly while others are treated more harshly.
But it also eliminates common sense and discretion, and can make school officials appear inane.
In Colorado, Cherry Creek school officials are taking a public lashing for the 10-day suspension of the commander of a Young Marines drill team in February for having the team’s prop rifles in her car. The high school senior was preparing for a competition at the Air Force Academy and had the prop guns in her car for her thrice-weekly practices.
Similar situations have occurred in Florida. In 2007, a 10-year-old girl in Ocala faced a felony weapons charge because her lunch box contained a small knife to cut meat. Four years ago, an 11-year-old Hernando County girl was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail for bringing a plastic butter knife to school. At the same school, a 15-year-old boy spent three weeks under house arrest for throwing a pencil that hit a custodian on the shoulder.
Reacting to such cases, the Florida Legislature is looking at a law that would restore some common sense to zero-tolerance policies. In proposing Senate Bill 1540, Sen. Stephen Wise (R-Jacksonville) says he wants fewer kids funneled into the criminal justice system because they run afoul of Florida’s stringent zero-tolerance law.
Under his bill, school officials rather than local police would deal with nonviolent misdemeanors so children wouldn’t end up with criminal records.
Georgia has its own well-publicized examples of zero tolerance gone awry. In 2000, an 11-year-old Cobb student was slapped with a two-week suspension for bringing a Tweety Bird wallet on a 10-inch key chain to school. The district insisted that policy forced it to treat the novelty key chain as it would treat pellet guns, swords and brass knuckles. After a deluge of national media attention, none of it positive, Cobb reversed its ruling, lifted the suspension and cleared the girl’s disciplinary record.
That same year, a Savannah high school suspended an Eagle Scout for having an ax and pocketknife in his car. The honors student had locked the ax in his trunk after using it for an off-campus scouting demonstration of proper handling. In addition to finishing the semester at an alternative school, the student lost his driver’s license for 90 days under a law that revokes the driving privileges of minors found with weapons at school.
Given the possible consequences, the next time I send cheese to school, it probably ought to be Cheese Whiz.
3 comments Add your comment
Lee
April 6th, 2009
12:15 pm
Remember this truism; “A weak man likes a lot of rules.” Why, because with a rulebook dictating his every move, he doesn’t have to make a decision.
School administrators use the Student Handbook as a Roman Gladiator shield to ward off any criticism of their actions. “I’m sorry that we had to suspend your Honor Roll, Eagle Scout for having plastic knife in his lunch box Mrs Smith, but as you can see, my hands are tied. According to the rules, I had to suspend him. It’s not me, it’s the RULES.”
Tell me, how many school superintendents and principals do you see marching on the Capital to get these arcane rules overturned? That’s right, zero, none, nil.
It wasn’t that many years ago that I, along with just about every other male student, carried a knife to school. There were no stabbings, cuttings, or any other inappropriate use. Hell, in high school, half the trucks in the parking lot had an old 30-30 or shotgun in the gun rack during deer season. Today, a student DRAWS a PICTURE of a gun and gets suspended.
The more schools recuse themselves from mainstreet ideals, the more we don’t trust the schools.
Eddy
April 6th, 2009
12:59 pm
Zero tolerance which is “french” for zero intelligence/common sense! Don’t want to do no thinking in no school ’cause it might interrupt the mindless administrators who are napping before they launch into their next “great idea”. Teaching is difficult enough without adding non-academic burdens;ie, frisking all students before each class plus searching all backpacks, book bags, purses, briefcases, etc. Oh by the way all student vehicles must be searched before they can be allowed to park on school property….a bit of sarcasm but not too far off the mark.
If the “students” are so sinister, school is the last place they want to be and should be so disband the school and let the perps get to there jobs of holding up convenience stores before going off to prison for post graduate studies.
Lee
April 6th, 2009
2:43 pm
One more thing, Google “student stabbed with pencil” and read a few of the news articles. Seems to me we need to worry more about those dangerous, pointed sticks than a small penknife.
Sorta the same thing with the TSA and the airlines. I once had to throw away a fingernail clipper while they let me through with a metal ball point pen in my pocket. Same scenario, a 6″ sharpened metal rod is not dangerous but a 1.5 inch knife is…. (according to their screwed up way of thinking..)