Advances in technology are making many interesting business ideas possible.
But, sometimes you just need to drive a box truck to a party and let people have sex in it.
In California, a capitalist masquerading as an artist is offering to drive the “Hook-Up Truck” to parties, weddings, festivals and anywhere else people want to have sex on wheels.
As one might expect from an artist named Spy Emerson, the truck features cameras and the ability to upload video straight to YouTube.
The air conditioned mobile sex palace also provides birth control and vinyl-covered benches that are “probably cleaner” than a San Francisco subway car, though the artist likely has no idea how germs operate.
Emerson does promise the sex chamber will be wiped down between uses, but she hangs out with people dressed as clowns so I don’t know we can trust her.
Customers also “have to be nice, and cool,” and over 21.
“Drunks” are not allowed, which makes you wonder how many people will actually use this thing.
The Hook-Up Truck website features insightful snippets of reviews by local media.
“Forget about finding a place in the alley or the backseat of a car (who even has a car in S.F.!), there’s a new place to hook up,” writes San Francisco Weekly.
Yes, the days of alley sex are over, my friends.
The truck’s maiden voyage is May 2. Street musicians will be on hand to serenade those without performance anxiety.
Those needing “immediate service” can hit the truck up via a mobile app or just wait until they get to their parents’ basement.
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