Topless woman’s McDonald’s rampage caught on tape

Sandra Suarez was jailed for 5 days before being released on a $7,000 bond. (Image from WFLA.com)

Sandra Suarez was jailed for 5 days before being released on a $7,000 bond. (Image from WFLA.com)

The manager of a McDonald’s who let security video of a topless woman’s restaurant “rampage” leak onto the Internet has been fired.

There’s something about Florida that brings out the crazy. Doing a Google search for “Florida Man” will show you what I mean, but it won’t reveal the video that got Eric Stevens fired.

NBC News in Tampa provides work-safe visuals. Breitbart provides coverage with less coverage.

Police say Sandra Suarez, 41, was wearing only a thong as she destroyed a Pinellas Park McDonald’s at about 11 p.m. on March 24.

The security camera video shows Suarez angrily damaging restaurant equipment while Golden Arches employees laugh and critique her nudity. Police say Suarez was not under the influence of alcohol or drugs, which seems impossible once you’ve seen her stick her head under the ice cream machine and fill her face with semi-frozen deliciousness.

Stevens told WFLA he saw the topless woman on the street slapping at her head and tried to prevent her from entering the building. She allegedly offered him sexual favors before busting up the joint.

Stevens said he didn’t know his employees would put the video on LiveLeak.com.

“In a way it was my mistake the way it got out, but I don’t think I should’ve lost my job because I worked too hard at that store, I’ve never had any disciplinary action,” Stevens said.

Suarez, charged with criminal mischief and resisting a presumably sexy police officer she groped, spent 5 days in jail before being released on a $7,000 bond.

The TV station tracked Suarez down at her house a short distance from McDonald’s. She said she is bipolar and does not remember the incident.

Not remembering can be a good thing.

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35 comments Add your comment

Don't Tread

April 9th, 2014
10:07 am

“Police say Suarez was not under the influence of alcohol or drugs”

Somebody needs some better equipment, or maybe some training. There’s drugs involved somehow.

Native Atlantan

April 9th, 2014
10:32 am

No wonder they fired him….he let that crazy destroy the restaurant. Have some b@lls and try to stop her.

BG

April 9th, 2014
10:35 am

Florida is a dirty state.

Read before you proceed with a post

April 9th, 2014
10:36 am

@Don’t Tread

“She said she is bipolar and does not remember the incident.”

I'd Motorboat Her

April 9th, 2014
10:43 am

Jack ®

April 9th, 2014
10:52 am

The only thing worse than one crazy woman is two crazy women. What was the manager to do? Tie her up? I don’t think so.

Q&A

April 9th, 2014
10:56 am

Since she’s bipolar, would she even know or remember if she took her meds or not. Maybe this is what happens if you are off your meds. Hopefully Bernie will drop in with some insight on how being bipolar has affected him and his daily life.

Brace4impactz

April 9th, 2014
11:07 am

@Native Atlantan, had he tried to stop her they still would have fired him. These companies fire employees for stopping robberies and intervening to stop assaults on customers.

Merica

April 9th, 2014
11:09 am

I think the bigger story is that these McDonald’s employees have the ingenuity to take the footage from the restuarant’s video equipment and post it on the web, but consistently screw up on the job. Our society is too lazy to work at doing the right thing, but all to eager to constantly do the wrong thing.

No wonder mental illness is on the rise in America. Preexisting conditions and all the entitlements and excuses that come along with the new full time employment in this country.

Whacks Eloquently

April 9th, 2014
11:42 am

“There’s drugs involved somehow.”

or perhaps lack thereof…

Obama

April 9th, 2014
11:42 am

Don’t worry, my healthcare plan will take care of this woman.

Bill Clinton

April 9th, 2014
11:43 am

Can someone send me her address, I would like to meet her and provide some counseling.

Cheeseburglar

April 9th, 2014
11:57 am

She was looking for the prize in my happy meal!

Bumper

April 9th, 2014
12:05 pm

On the rare occasion that I go into McD’s it’s only to use the restroom, never to eat that nasty greasy s##t they call food.

Anton Chigurh

April 9th, 2014
12:41 pm

Poor woman. Mental illness is sad, not funny.

Cheez Whiz is cheese peeing?

April 9th, 2014
12:45 pm

Obviously she is bi polar. For those of you who think it is funny, go to hell. I promise you that hell will be far less painful than the hell people with mental illness suffer from.

Further, why is this news? Oh wait, this is not a news blog. It is a way for a douche to submit incidents that he thinks is funny. I challenge you to donate $100 to NAMI for each blog you post that is related to a mental illness. If you chose not to donate the money, then stop ridiculing those with mental illness.

Touche

April 9th, 2014
12:58 pm

Obviously she is bi polar. For those of you who think it is funny, go to hell …..

….. says the poster using the Name Cheez Whiz is cheese peeing?

Is one of your multiple personality’s feelings is a little hurt?

4xtra

April 9th, 2014
1:32 pm

Another redneck in Florida acting up AS USUAL
She probably was high on Meth and Oxycotin

Bernie31

April 9th, 2014
2:18 pm

Q&A @ 10:56 am – Well…Well.. If it is not Wife’s Little Sister acting Up ….AGAIN! Tell Becky she needs to have a Chat with SANDRA and make sure she takes her MEDS everyday just as Becky does fer You.

Good thing this was NOT a Black Male for it were, the Dead Man’s family would be preparing a Funeral with a closed Coffin due to multiple Gun Shot wounds to the Groin and Head from the SKERRRED and Fearful Policeman who are called. For ALL know they would have NO other Choice, but to SHOOT & Kill.

But Hey, ” We Are ALL Americans NOW.” ain’t that RiiiiiTTE?

uh…huh.

LQQK

April 9th, 2014
2:26 pm

Bipolar Bernie31 finally woke up.

FloRIda

April 9th, 2014
2:36 pm

The news media always leaves out something.

Sandra Saurez could be an Illegal, or one of her identities may have married an Illegal so he could stay in the country. Probably a Democrat wanting her free Obamacare, but definitely an entitlement junkie labeled bipolar so she doesn’t have to work. Wonder how many times she and her other identities voted for Obama?

@@

April 9th, 2014
2:48 pm

The woman was obviously mentally ill. The commentary offered by employees working at McDonald’s indicates they were more eager to ridicule her body than get her the help she needed.

Having fun at someone else’s expense? It’s the liberal way.

Jack Mehoff

April 9th, 2014
3:30 pm

Maybe Macdonalds ran a promo locally….icy treat for droopy teats.

Don't Tread

April 9th, 2014
4:09 pm

Right…the main words there being “she said”…which doesn’t mean squat. She probably said it to try to get out of being jailed for her little rampage. The mug shot says she’s used her fair share of drugs.

blurp

April 9th, 2014
4:20 pm

If she’d gone to Burger King, she could of had it her way.

KJ

April 9th, 2014
6:13 pm

“On the rare occasion that I go into McD’s it’s only to use the restroom, never to eat that nasty greasy s##t they call food.”

You probably thought this would make you sound really cool and enlightened… but it really just makes you sound like a pompous leech.

LadyGAGADawg

April 9th, 2014
7:08 pm

I thought being bipolar meant you didn’t know your “South Pole” from your “North Pole”. Now me? I know my “poles”, trust me !

LadyGAGADawg

April 9th, 2014
7:13 pm

OH, speaking of polar bears(well, aren’t we?) You know how to catch a polar bear? First you go where they exist(Antarctica, I think) you cut a big round hole in the ice, then you spread a bunch of blackeyed peas(yep, they love’em) around the hole, Then when the polar bear comes up to take a pea, you just kick him in the icehole. Easy !

Cheez Whiz is cheese peeing?

April 9th, 2014
7:54 pm

I’m still appalled at those who think this is something to laugh at. Even worse is George Mathis that keeps serving these stories up to us so we can take shots at the mentally ill.

Would you all make jokes at the expense of those with ALS? Parkinsons? Alzheimer’s? It’s damn near the same thing. If you think this woman woke up that morning and had “destroy a McDonald’s while nearly naked” on her calender, then you have no clue about the real world. No way these people want this. Those of you who insulted me, I feel bad for you as you just don’t know what life is. Spend a few days living mine and see if you can still say mean, acerbic things.

Time for all of you to grow up.

Cheez Whiz is cheese peeing?

April 9th, 2014
8:08 pm

Enter your comments here

Watch OUT!

April 9th, 2014
8:09 pm

The Breitbart link has a virus and set off my AV. Nice Job AJC!

Bernie31

April 10th, 2014
10:32 am

Sandra’s ” HAPPY MEAL” was short of Fries is relly where the problem started.

Cheez peeing is offensive

April 10th, 2014
3:04 pm

Every day I tell my grandmother a new insensitive Alzheimers joke…at her own expense since she has Alzheimers.

Well, its the same joke everyday. But its always new to her.

britanypduke

April 11th, 2014
7:22 pm

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britanypduke

April 11th, 2014
7:23 pm

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http://WWW.JOBS400.COM