If you want to join “The Mile High Club” and not go to jail, it’s best to own your own plane.
The fact is now understood by a couple of amorous travelers arrested after their commercial flight landed in Canada.
Royal Canadian Mounting Police say Jason George Chase, 39, and Alicia Elizabeth Lander, 25, both from Canada, had sex (but not intercourse) while aboard the 2-hour Air Canada flight from Toronto to Halifax.
The couple, arrested Jan. 24, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to committing an indecent act in public.
Lander, who allegedly kicked and cursed the police officer trying to arrest her, also faces charges of causing a disturbance, assaulting a police officer and property mischief.
Chase’s attorney said cases like this frequently don’t go to trial after getting the judge to set a 2015 trial date.
Police would not say if Chase and Lander were romantically involved before boarding the plane, but Chase’s wife was reported to be waiting for him at the airport.
She is probably looking for an attorney too.
Meanwhile, in Australia, a couple filmed a pornographic video aboard a public train and in a public park.
The local newspaper says authorities will “probe the video to put a finger on the perpetrators.”
If all that probing leads to the identification and capture of the “saucy shoot” perpetrators, the couple faces a $563 fine for filming without a permit, officials said.
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