Sex on a plane lands couple in jail

If you want to join “The Mile High Club” and not go to jail, it’s best to own your own plane.

The fact is now understood by a couple of amorous travelers arrested after their commercial flight landed in Canada.

Royal Canadian Mounting Police say Jason George Chase, 39, and Alicia Elizabeth Lander, 25, both from Canada, had sex (but not intercourse) while aboard the 2-hour Air Canada flight from Toronto to Halifax.

The couple, arrested Jan. 24, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to committing an indecent act in public.

Lander, who allegedly kicked and cursed the police officer trying to arrest her, also faces charges of causing a disturbance, assaulting a police officer and property mischief.

Chase’s attorney said cases like this frequently don’t go to trial after getting the judge to set a 2015 trial date.

Police would not say if Chase and Lander were romantically involved before boarding the plane, but Chase’s wife was reported to be waiting for him at the airport.

She is probably looking for an attorney too.

Meanwhile, in Australia, a couple filmed a pornographic video aboard a public train and in a public park.

The local newspaper says authorities will “probe the video to put a finger on the perpetrators.”

If all that probing leads to the identification and capture of the “saucy shoot” perpetrators, the couple faces a $563 fine for filming without a permit, officials said.

More news borrowed from Ye Olde Interwebs:

47 comments Add your comment

dawgonit

April 2nd, 2014
9:46 am

“mounted” police…not Mounting…LOL

Tenacious Tee

April 2nd, 2014
9:56 am

What did they do? They had had sex (but not intercourse), what does that mean? Somebody please explain?

MILE HIGH CLUB

April 2nd, 2014
10:00 am

Gives a new meaning for “snakes” on a plane!

bucket

April 2nd, 2014
10:01 am

@ Tenacious – You might need to get Bill Clinton to explain that one to you.

cau79

April 2nd, 2014
10:02 am

dawgonit, considering the articles content (but not intercourse) just maybe Canada does have some type of “mounting police” LOL!!!

CmdrR

April 2nd, 2014
10:04 am

Another “news” item chosen specifically to make us giggle like schoolgirls. Is there really nothing more important to talk about?

Don't Tread

April 2nd, 2014
10:15 am

“GM CEO has no idea why company didn’t fix fatal flaw in car”

This is the kind of stupidity that Democrats support with our tax money. “Too big to fail;” my eye.

And it’s no surprise Windows 7 is outselling Windows 8…I bought a computer with Windows 8 and had them put Windows 7 on it. Windows 8 is useless for anything except tablets (and for tablets, Android or iOS beats Microsoft any day).

George Mathis

April 2nd, 2014
10:18 am

CmdrR – There is plenty of “real” news in the links I provided. Feel free to discuss any of those. Or any other news you care to bring up.

SAL

April 2nd, 2014
10:22 am

Royal Canadian Mounting Police? Just another link in the long chain of errors by George Mathis. But, like I said last week, he’s never left the state of Georgia (professionally) so you can’t expect much from this guy.

Logical Dude

April 2nd, 2014
10:23 am

CmdR: Is there really nothing more important to talk about?

No. No there isn’t. Now talk about this couple on the plane.

TALK ABOUT IT.
;)

George Mathis

April 2nd, 2014
10:24 am

SAL – it was a joke … please roll with the punches.

Bernie31

April 2nd, 2014
10:29 am

It Most Likely lasted, a HOT Minute.

George Mathis

April 2nd, 2014
10:30 am

Congratulations to Bernie31 for an almost completely inoffensive and properly capitalized comment! uh-huh

Bernie31

April 2nd, 2014
10:50 am

George, That Is Mighty “WHITE OF YOU” to say that. May, I Flush Now?

uh…huh.

Don't Tread

April 2nd, 2014
11:00 am

George….rofl

bigred

April 2nd, 2014
11:13 am

I think she the the Lewinski

5up Mushroom

April 2nd, 2014
11:13 am

I just got linked in here from Consumerist and these comments are hilarious. It seems that there are 5 people that follow this blog and they all hate each other. Also, just to add to the fun, I love Bernie31’s random use of commas. It’s as if he was decorating his sentences with them.

Unrelated: Did these two not use the lavatory for their sexy-time rendezvous? That just seems like common courtesy.

The Geezer

April 2nd, 2014
11:21 am

He was lucky. I knew a couple who did that once and when the plane hit an air pocket she circumsized him.

He wasn’t even Jewish. Oy vey!

Whacks Eloquently

April 2nd, 2014
11:55 am

Maybe, Bernie is, just a big fan, of, William, Shatner!

Brace4impactz

April 2nd, 2014
12:09 pm

“Mounting Police”…lol, good one.

LadyGAGADawg

April 2nd, 2014
12:18 pm

It says “his wife was waiting at the airport for him”. Was she there to pick him up, or let him down? The only thing that would make this even more interesting now would be to find out the woman was the wife’s sister. Oh boy, Jerry Springer would be salivating !

wrestler

April 2nd, 2014
12:28 pm

Its called a Lewinsky…….

rumrunner

April 2nd, 2014
12:39 pm

The MOUNTING police??? LMAO! Thank you for all my laughs for the day. This was the best blog post in some time. What a way to get busted for cheating, too!

tim

April 2nd, 2014
2:06 pm

Tenacious Tee: I’m pretty sure they were engaged in sexual intercourse (but not lovemaking)

AzCat

April 2nd, 2014
2:49 pm

First off, thank you, George, for a hearty belly laugh for the day. I needed one.

@CmdrR: Really? You felt compelled to post that with hundreds of ‘real’ news articles residing on this same site? This must be your first visit to News to Me.

@SAL: I bet you wonder why you never get invited to any parties, too, don’t you? *smh*

@tim: No, it states clearly that they were not engaged in intercourse, as does the original article linked above. Please don’t make George draw pictures; he likes his job and doesn’t want to get fired.

@Whacks: Now THAT was funny!!

AzCat

April 2nd, 2014
2:53 pm

George, I guess I am making an assumption. But you do seem to enjoy providing News to Me to all of us maroons.

Tenacious Tee

April 2nd, 2014
3:17 pm

@Tim: So….there is a difference between sex and lovemaking? What would that be called?

The Midtown Cowboy

April 2nd, 2014
3:58 pm

What is the difference between sex and lovemaking?

About 20 minutes.

Bumper

April 2nd, 2014
4:00 pm

In-flight sex is prohibited because it can interfere with the plane’s avionics. The charge in this case will most likely be illegal use of a handheld device, or something involving a laptop.

Jack Mehoff

April 2nd, 2014
4:31 pm

That sounds like a sticky situation.

Andy

April 2nd, 2014
4:54 pm

That’s awesome.

YoungerThanThatNow

April 2nd, 2014
4:58 pm

Enter your comments here

YoungerThanThatNow

April 2nd, 2014
5:05 pm

@Midnight Cowboy… Thinking a little highly of ourselves… are we now?!? (And my wife wants your number… ah, she said it’s for her friend?)

Baltisraul....

April 2nd, 2014
5:59 pm

George, with that line you join Dan Jenkins territory. Very funny stuff!!!!

roughrider

April 2nd, 2014
7:54 pm

I would hate to have to explain this to my wife.

Corey

April 2nd, 2014
8:24 pm

Don’t tread, what does sex on a plane have to do with politics, taxes, faulty cars and Democrats? Oh, I get it, whenever you hear sex you think of Democrats. The most powerful Democrat is POTUS. Do you want to have sex with POTUS?

Hillary's Food Taster

April 2nd, 2014
8:27 pm

Sex on a plane is easy. Sex on a sphere is a challenge.

Jamal Jenkums

April 2nd, 2014
8:33 pm

He could have thrown a coat over her head and claimed she was sleeping.

Observer

April 2nd, 2014
9:18 pm

As for Bernie’s making it to the end of a (brief) comment almost without a single grammar or punctuation error … one is reminded of the old saw that a room full of monkeys, typing eternally, will eventually reproduce every literary masterpiece.

Bernie’s of course just one monkey. But he does seem to have been at it on the AJC blogs for an eternity.

Jed Clampett

April 2nd, 2014
9:42 pm

Bernie31 is DOPE!! Period!!

Mama says

April 2nd, 2014
9:52 pm

This has been a penetrating conversation. Although I have seen longer subjects this topic has been very pleasurable and mentally satisfying.

I think its time for a smoke break

Bernie31

April 2nd, 2014
10:48 pm

Observer @ 9:18 pm – if You are going to HATE on some one at least make it interesting… or Funny!
uh..huh.

Andy

April 3rd, 2014
6:04 am

Have you found a job yet Bernie? We’re all ready for you to get off public assistance.

uh..huh

Road Scholar

April 3rd, 2014
6:48 am

Andy, do you have any class yet? Seems like you need some!

Bernie31

April 3rd, 2014
7:09 am

Andy @ 6:04 am – Andy Suffers from Low Self esteem and Poor Body image. Growing up POOR and White in a trailer Park in south Georgia makes one angry with the world. Now that he is older and able to buy a Home is a major improvement from someone of his Background. This is the Best he has ever had in his sad Life. Indoor Plumbing!

However, you can still smell the Trash, he still carries with him where ever he goes.

Jack Mehoff

April 3rd, 2014
8:41 am

I’ve had tons of sex on a plane….just never with someone else.

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