Man, 86, chokes on steak before claiming sex prize

Johnny Orris (Photo from HowardStern.com)

Johnny Orris lived large. (Photo from HowardStern.com)

An 86-year old carnivore choked on steak and died mere hours before his carnal desires were sated by adoring prostitutes, reports The New York Daily News.

Johnny Orris, 86, won a “Get my Grandpa Laid” contest concocted by radio host Howard Stern to promote the Johnny Knoxville movie “Bad Grandpa.”

The retired farmer was in Nevada and planning to sow what may have been his final oats at the famed Bunny Ranch.

Prior to his scheduled 9 p.m. foray with prostitutes Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches, Orris and his grandson Ed decided to enjoy a nice meal. Just a few bites into his steak, Orris choked and died, said Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof.

“Johnny said that he was prepping for the ‘Super Bowl of Sex,’ ” said Hof. “And he never got there.”

Orris, from Illinois, had lived alone since his wife died 11 years ago.

“The guy was so full of life,” said Ed, who was consoled by the ladies with a freebie.

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12 comments Add your comment

just me

December 16th, 2013
4:46 pm

Lee

December 16th, 2013
5:07 pm

If nothing else, you win 1st Prize for the headline…..

Bernie31

December 16th, 2013
7:31 pm

Poor Johnny,…………….. BUZZARD LUCK!

MrLiberty

December 16th, 2013
10:17 pm

Federal Judge – NSA program Unconstitutional. No kidding. Expect this courageous judge to end up dead at the hands of his own government very soon. Let’s hope this movement towards regaining our freedom and liberty continues in the courts.

MrLiberty

December 16th, 2013
10:18 pm

Please explain why the Federal and State governments are entitled to nearly half of the lottery winning? In Canada – you know, the not as free as us country to the north, they do not tax lottery winnings AT ALL. Yeah, and we are the free ones. LOL.

Maude

December 17th, 2013
8:16 am

Buying sex is a crime I guess he found out the hard way.

Thor

December 17th, 2013
8:36 am

Maude, please take your Puritan attitude with you and go away, preferable very far away.

Sick of This Propaganda Paper

December 17th, 2013
9:21 am

Maude @ 8:16 am,

If a man has EVER bought you a nice dinner or jewelry before you, that fellow paid for it, too.

BettyBoop38

December 17th, 2013
12:43 pm

And this is news?

On My Way

December 17th, 2013
3:48 pm

Should have had oysters on the half shell.

Mr. Health Miller

December 17th, 2013
4:17 pm

Poor fellow. Rain and Carissa are wonderful gals who would have treated him well.
I visited there once and it choked me up from all the excitement too. Thank you Viagra!

abbysenia

December 18th, 2013
1:34 pm

Ahh…. That’s sad. He sounded like a fun loving guy. Great grandfather! I hope he was ready to meet his maker.