Georgia men don’t measure up in condom study

If wives have been lying and size really does matter, the state of Georgia is in big trouble.

A new “study” ranking states according to the size of male genitalia fails to mention our manly state at all.

I was exposed to this shocking lack of information by a Time.com article, which lists which states purchase the most larger-than-usual condoms.

North Dakota, which is usually busy drilling oil, is ranked first. Tiny Rhode Island is No. 2, but they are likely overcompensating for constantly being compared to small things.

Georgia, which should probably be ranked ahead of at least Alabama (No. 8), is nowhere to be seen on the list.

What does this mean? Are Georgia men simply not purchasing giant condoms? Has the legislature banned the sale of such things and I’ve not noticed? Have Georgia merchants zipped up their sales data?

Time has asked Condomania (the geniuses that left an entire state off a ’state-by-state’ list) why Georgia was shortchanged.

I’ll keep you updated.

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44 comments Add your comment

Lynn43

December 3rd, 2013
4:21 pm

The legislature probably passed a law which outlaws them because Republicans do not believe in birth control of any kind.

LydiasDad

December 3rd, 2013
4:24 pm

We don’t wear them. Our women know better than to ask. ;-)

And Lynn obviously has no idea what she’s talking about. She’s clearly confusing Republicans with strict Catholics. Lynn: You’re not informed enough to provide any more opinions, anywhere.

crackbaby

December 3rd, 2013
4:26 pm

Q: How can North Dakota be No. 1?
A: Farm animals

At least they are practicing safe bestiality…

Lynn43theMoron

December 3rd, 2013
4:29 pm

@Lynn43: Kindly jump off a bridge. That’s the type of birth control I believe in.

southern man

December 3rd, 2013
4:39 pm

If your a true believer, you leave it all up to Jesus. No need for healthcare or prophylatics.

morn1960

December 3rd, 2013
4:42 pm

Lynn43 gets it right and all you small minded (cough) tea cry babies attack her. you would think people in georgia wouldnt be so proud of their ignorance but conservatives prove us wrong every time. your mothers must be just so proud, I know JB Stoner is of the current crop of republicans

ShootIT!

December 3rd, 2013
4:44 pm

All the men in N. Dakota are the size of BigFoot. No wonder the XL.

Ralph

December 3rd, 2013
4:49 pm

They only included AJC reporters, bloggers, and editors purchases. Since they are known to be impotent – the data was meaningless.

They have to nerve to try and charge us now to read?

December 3rd, 2013
4:53 pm

I don’t purchase condoms…………..but I do see that the link and the word “measure” is grossly misspelled!!!!! The AJC (and to boot they want to charge for articles) spelled it “meaure”. SAD!!! Maybe whoever wrote this should think about buying condoms to prevent another illiterate?

LydiasDad

December 3rd, 2013
5:03 pm

Morn1960=Lynn43=Idiot. If you don’t know the difference between a Republican, a Conservative, and a Catholic, please don’t comment anymore.

Brace4impactz

December 3rd, 2013
5:26 pm

Trojan Magnum XL or bust!! At least this study explains why there never seems to be a shortage of XL’s on the shelves.

partlycloudy

December 3rd, 2013
5:43 pm

LOL I once lived with a North Dakota farm boy when I lived in St Louis. LOL LOL. But hey, I’ve uh, dated guys from VA and GA and California, and most all are about the same. The North Dakota farm boy was great protection in the dangerous city of St Louis though. Some white teenagers threw snowballs at my car and my guy ran then down and made them clean up the car. Hey working on a farm in Balta and then going into the army in Germany before going to NDSU makes a guy strong. Plus, all those folks in ND are Germans, and they are hard workers. Not much for sense of humor, but strong guys who worked on dairy farms groaning up.
LOL LOL. So how did Savannah and Atlanta measure up?

Jimmy

December 3rd, 2013
5:46 pm

Toys. The women in those other states have to use toys to be satisfied. Georgia men get it done naturally.

southern man

December 3rd, 2013
5:47 pm

partlycloudy,

If your single, I’m available.

Danny

December 3rd, 2013
5:47 pm

LydiasDad – Republicans believe birth control is putting an Aspirin between a woman’s woo hah, Conservatives believe that kids come from a Stork and Catholics like little boys.

Hand Full Of Spades

December 3rd, 2013
5:55 pm

George Mathis, I always love your topics and your articles…. In a World that has become filled with uptight Individuals and news articles/topics, it’s always great to see that some (individuals) still have a sense of humor. Keep up the great work!

Tim T.

December 3rd, 2013
6:02 pm

This makes a lot of sense because I buy my condoms mail order from North Dakota. Also, aspirin in the “woo hah” is an effective measure.

roughrider

December 3rd, 2013
6:03 pm

I guess this story debunks the myth about blacks. Ga has way more blacks than N. Dakota or Rhode Island.

Sticky Ricky

December 3rd, 2013
6:05 pm

I’ve this conversation with all of my guy friends. We hate condoms and would rather take the risk than not enjoy sex. At the same time though – The ladies rarely bring it up.

Bernie31

December 3rd, 2013
6:09 pm

This is old NEWS! The first report of this shortcoming was made aware by ALL, shortly after the arrival of The Good Ship Jesus to America’s Shores.

This is the REAL REASON for the CIVIL WAR….:)

Reality

December 3rd, 2013
6:15 pm

I know the answer to this – Washington, D.C. Should is obviously number 1 because all of the biggest Dxxkheads are in Congress with the biggest of all in the White House!

Mayor Kasim Reed

December 3rd, 2013
6:20 pm

Since Georgia has so many Black men, I am astonished since we all know that African bruthas are hung like horses.

Jack ®

December 3rd, 2013
6:28 pm

There’s just gotta be better things to write about.

bobby

December 3rd, 2013
6:38 pm

Condoms are for squares. They take away all the feeling.

bloodbike

December 3rd, 2013
7:08 pm

Most “Brothers” aren’t using condoms. Its stupid, deadly and wrong as all get up, but most aren’t. That leaves the “white guys” using the extra small condoms! Just saying.

Scam watcher

December 3rd, 2013
8:21 pm

Good Gawd, how low will a news outlet go in headlines to get a reader? Oh, as low as whale scht!

godless heathen

December 3rd, 2013
8:31 pm

Best condom story ever was related by David Brinkley in his book. Years ago a man had the job of inspecting restrooms at Gulf Oil franchised gas stations. After inspecting the ladies restroom at a Gulf Station he confronted the owner because he had found a condom machine in the ladies restroom. He told the owner that reflected badly on Gulf and it would have to be removed. The station owner said there was no way he was taking that machine out.

“I never put any condoms in it and I get $20 a week in quarters out of it. And I never get a single complaint.”

JAD

December 3rd, 2013
8:42 pm

Lydia must be so proud.

Waheema

December 3rd, 2013
9:07 pm

Morn1960 and Lyn43 are both mouth breathers…too dumb to really comment about anything relevant. But perhaps just hateful.

LydiasDad

December 3rd, 2013
9:30 pm

OK, let’s add Danny to the idiot mix too.

TheGeezer

December 3rd, 2013
9:46 pm

George, please share with us why you are concerned with the fact that Georgia men don’t measure up in a condom study.

Mayor Kasim Reed

December 3rd, 2013
9:48 pm

@bloodbike; I stand corrected, you are correct, bruthas don’t use condoms, and thats why there is so many illegitimate baby mama babys around.

JpfromtheA

December 3rd, 2013
10:24 pm

I use subway bags myself! LOL

Abbysenia

December 3rd, 2013
10:34 pm

We have one of the higher rates of STD’s and out of wedlock pregnancies… May be we just aren’t using them! LOL

fkhot

December 3rd, 2013
10:44 pm

It was and still is Demcrats killing the blacks with their slavery policies and more blacks kill blacks than the KKK so where is Jessie and Lynn43 should have been ab*orte&

Getting it Right

December 3rd, 2013
11:18 pm

As morn1960 knows, JB Stoner was a Democrat: “Stoner unsuccessfully attempted to run as a Democrat for several political offices in order to promote his white supremacist agenda.”

Dems have numerous white supremacists as heroes including Bull Connor and Robert KKK Byrd.

But thanks for giving me the opportunity to point this out. When it comes to libs, there is no subjugation without representation.

Patrick

December 3rd, 2013
11:27 pm

Perhaps it has a lot to do with the fact that those in rural areas of GA, especially South Ga, always purchase the “cheap condoms”. That would be balloons, for those “city folks”. Come to think of it though, that is pretty revealing!

Mary ruthing

December 3rd, 2013
11:28 pm

i am a georgian and can assure you that this article is a non sense. it is all because of that health care fraud that barack hussein is doin to this country and tryin to make us georgians look bad. this is a state of values and a state to be proud of. for all you men readin this article go make your women proud and ignore this non sense

Tim T.

December 4th, 2013
12:13 am

Lily, I went to your link and they are selling extra small men’s condoms. No wonder she is making all of that money!

Bumper

December 4th, 2013
12:14 am

If they’d included X-large textured rubber finger pads ($2.50/doz @ Staples) that many GA guys use we would’ve ranked higher.

Bill Clinton

December 4th, 2013
6:09 am

Be advised that my purchases could have effect the results.
Between me and Anthony Weiner, we placed NY in the top 10.

Lynn Sims

December 5th, 2013
8:04 am

Wonder where GA ranks in STDs? Could be a connection. I’m just saying…

Condoms=Prevention

December 5th, 2013
8:30 am

Condoms are a simple and effective way to make sure you or your partner are not infected with a sexually transmitted infection, such as HIV. And, not everyone needs a larger condom! Talk about condom use and previous sex partners before you have sex – it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Kat

December 5th, 2013
3:15 pm

Perhaps men in GA buy their condoms in neighboring states – like when we buy fireworks?