Woman having sex at Waffle House uses burger for sandal

Getting ’scattered and smothered’ at Waffle House is fine. Getting ‘uncovered’ gets you a heaping helping of trouble.

Loganville police ran across the latter early Sunday morning in the parking lot of the Waffle House on Atlanta Highway, according to an article on Patch.

A police officer said a man and woman were observed having sex in a Dodge truck outside the restaurant.

When approached by police, the man in the truck put on his pants and handed over his ID.

The woman had to be told multiple times to get dressed and eventually tried to wear a hamburger on her foot like a sandal, the police report said.

The aura of romance was spoiled by a breathalyzer test, which returned a result of 0.154 for the man and 0.216 for the woman. The legal limit is 0.08 in Georgia.

But the “loud” and “argumentative” couple said they weren’t driving and the truck had been in the parking lot all day.

They were charged with public intoxication, loitering and hamburger abuse.

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November 8th, 2013
1:57 pm

This story gives a New Meaning to “Smothered and Covered”…….. :)

The Tide is Rolling and Nothing can Stop it

November 8th, 2013
2:21 pm

Keep it classy, Georgia!


November 8th, 2013
2:24 pm

Guess that might be called FUI…


November 8th, 2013
2:41 pm

Wait…it’s against the law to abuse hamburgers?! Who knew!


November 8th, 2013
2:50 pm

A cheeseburger will stay on your foot longer.

The cop deserves a medal if he maintained composure during this!


November 8th, 2013
2:56 pm

So, where did the burger come from? The Waffle House, or did they bring it with them?


November 8th, 2013
3:01 pm

Finally some real news on this site!


November 8th, 2013
3:07 pm

Oh I don’t think I can get smothered covered and chunked anymore


November 8th, 2013
3:25 pm

I still think the guy who got caught screwing a rubber inflatable pool (for the 3rd time) is worse.


November 8th, 2013
3:26 pm

On a related note, the ACLU is suing the police for violation of privacy, and PETA is suing the couple for eating animals.


November 8th, 2013
3:31 pm

LydiasDad, Too Funny!


November 8th, 2013
3:34 pm

What? No pictures?
I bet these two are lookers!!

Hidden agenda

November 8th, 2013
3:59 pm

‘The Onion’ will no longer print hilarious newspaper

Print is dead. Hear that Kevin Riley? And they were actually entertaining.


November 8th, 2013
4:28 pm

Don’t worry the Loganville police will “Handle It”


November 8th, 2013
4:30 pm

Don’t worry, the Loganville police can “Handle It”.


November 8th, 2013
4:35 pm

God why do I bother reading this stupid newspaper?


November 8th, 2013
5:38 pm

Alabama is still the classiest, man rape at a Krystal! Hoe do you spell forfeit in alabanna? “Larry Tunsil”
LOL and “Roll Turds”


November 8th, 2013
9:09 pm

Your shoes are so cute! Where did you get them? McDonald’s.


November 8th, 2013
9:14 pm

The “Eat More Chicken” Cow’s from Chick-Filet must have invaded the Waffle House parking lot.


November 8th, 2013
9:18 pm

No one ever mistook WH for a five star restaurant, but lately the caliber of the critters who hang out there definitely seems to be on a downward trajectory. A lot of ‘em look like they’ve just been paroled from prison, and that includes the employees behind the counter.

The Geezer

November 8th, 2013
9:56 pm

Well, at least they went out to the truck. I hate it when they have sex in the booths.

Last time the girl kept hitting her head on the seat and making the jukebox record skip.

I hate it when that happens.


November 9th, 2013
6:31 am

LydiasDad – Yes. I agree the habitual pool screwer, he is still winning. Merica!

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November 9th, 2013
9:15 am

The legal limit is 0.08 for driving in Georgia….not ****ing in a Awful House parking lot. Get your facts right.


November 9th, 2013
11:53 am


November 9th, 2013
3:12 pm

Seems like she should have used the burger for something more crucial!


November 13th, 2013
10:53 am

I love this story! It made me laugh out loud. Best story in the AJC today!