Getting ’scattered and smothered’ at Waffle House is fine. Getting ‘uncovered’ gets you a heaping helping of trouble.
Loganville police ran across the latter early Sunday morning in the parking lot of the Waffle House on Atlanta Highway, according to an article on Patch.
A police officer said a man and woman were observed having sex in a Dodge truck outside the restaurant.
When approached by police, the man in the truck put on his pants and handed over his ID.
The woman had to be told multiple times to get dressed and eventually tried to wear a hamburger on her foot like a sandal, the police report said.
The aura of romance was spoiled by a breathalyzer test, which returned a result of 0.154 for the man and 0.216 for the woman. The legal limit is 0.08 in Georgia.
But the “loud” and “argumentative” couple said they weren’t driving and the truck had been in the parking lot all day.
They were charged with public intoxication, loitering and hamburger abuse.
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