A paltry 11 percent of U.S. drivers have had sex behind the wheel, according to a new online survey of potentially repressed humans.
As one might expect, more than three times as many men (17 percent) said they had sex while driving than women (5 percent) in the Harris Interactive survey of 1,800 drivers.
A quick survey of bleary office colleagues and my own brain resulted in various explanations of how this math might add up:
Good answers. I am going to choose “all of the above.”
I did find some believable stats.
Women, the survey suggests, would be 2.5 times more likely to forgo sex in exchange for traffic-free conditions.
And more people (15 percent) would have sex while driving if they thought they could get away with it. Nine percent would drive naked.
Hey, if you don’t like the way these people drive, stay off the sidewalks.
More news for the fully clothed: