Someone is pooping in Yale students’ laundry

Scene of the crime. (Photo by William Freedberg / Yale Daily News)

Scene of the crime. (Photo by William Freedberg / Yale Daily News)

Those paying $60,000 a year to get an education might think it’s safe to leave their laundry unattended.

These people would be wrong. Smelly wrong.

Police at Yale University are currently trying to flush out a “poopetrator” who is depositing human feces in campus washers and dryers, reports the Yale Daily News.

Many at the Ivy League school “fear for the safety of their clothes.”

“I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone,” said Lucy Fleming, who has found human urine, excrement and other surprises lurking in campus dryers.

A school official  confirmed “weird, creepy, and disgusting things in the laundry room.”

Students want round-the-clock security at the washers and dryers, which have allegedly been “thoroughly disinfected.”

An anonymous student told Rumpus, the campus tabloid, that someone went No. 1 in her first load, No. 2 in her second.

“The entire reason my laundry was in this top dryer in the first place was that someone had already urinated on it in the bottom dryer, so I had to rewash the whole thing (with extra detergent). And I remember having thought back then, Well, at least they didn’t poop on it. But there you go.”

Life, it’s a real education.

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17 comments Add your comment

joe

October 3rd, 2013
3:03 pm

“Students want round-the-clock security at the washers and dryers”

There’s the rub you little whiny brat students…pass the responsibility on to others for your ills. You want the problem fixed…STAY IN THE DAMN ROOM WHILE YOUR CLOTHES ARE WASHING/DRYING. Problem solved.

But hey, they are only doing what their liberal professors are teaching them…pass the buck and blame others…so they earn an A-grade for that.

Patrick

October 3rd, 2013
3:07 pm

I’m pretty certain its gotta be Ted Cruz.

Bernie31

October 3rd, 2013
5:46 pm

“You never get a second chance to make a first impression” – Unknown Author

Bernie31

October 3rd, 2013
8:15 pm

I would Pay money to see the look on those Silver spooned Trust FUND BABIES FACES!

Priceless! LOL! rofl!

Trisha Doherty

October 3rd, 2013
10:50 pm

Admit it Bernie, it was you

Bernie31

October 3rd, 2013
11:32 pm

Trisha Doherty @10:50 pm – Well they are mostly REPUBLICAN……it seems only fitting and well deserved.

BenDaho

October 4th, 2013
5:16 am

Only a spineless lib wannabe would do something like that. Unless Beiber was in town.

BenDaho

October 4th, 2013
5:18 am

It was a liberal. The laundry was the american citizen.

Bernie31

October 4th, 2013
7:31 am

Well we know that Yale students are BIG Fans of Brownies…..

dcdc

October 4th, 2013
9:09 am

yeah, because the Ivy Leagues are so full of conservatives…probably all racist too

linda

October 4th, 2013
9:20 am

What will they think of next…….

BEvis

October 4th, 2013
9:25 am

huh huh huhuhhuhuh huhuh huh… he said “poopertrator” huh huhuhhuhuh huh huhuh huhuh huh

Maude

October 4th, 2013
9:55 am

Just because you have money to go to an Ivey Leagues school doesnot mean you have class or common sense.

Bumper

October 4th, 2013
9:55 am

“…currently trying to flush out a “poopetrator” who is depositing human feces in campus…dryers”

Guess you could say the poopetrator has been inserting fabric softener ’sheets’.

KJ

October 4th, 2013
10:14 am

Has anyone seen Najeh Davenport lately?

Najeh Davenpoop

October 4th, 2013
11:53 am

How lame do you have to be to turn THIS into a political story? Get a life.

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October 4th, 2013
2:28 pm

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