The spy who loved Ed Snowden

A high bar has been set for the ladies of Iceland. (Twitter photo)

A high bar has been set for the ladies of Iceland. (Twitter photo)

Marriage rarely solves problems.

But, in the case of the perhaps permanently self-ostracized Edward Snowden, it may be his ticket out of Moscow airport limbo.

Anna Chapman, the sexy Russian spy booted from the U.S. in 2010, has proposed to the teller of NSA secrets on Twitter.

CNet has the complete story.

Snowden, who has been a man without a country since going public with NSA secrets June 14, has not replied. I’m not sure why. His dating options seem fairly limited at this point, unless flight attendants venture into the Sheremetyevo International Airport’s “transit zone.”

Snowden left a girlfriend back home in Hawaii, but he probably won’t venture back to U.S. soil now that he’s been charged with espionage. Rumors abound that it was her poetry that made the former CIA employee flee the country.

Chapman, 31, tweeted “Snowden, will you marry me?”

Men love it when women call them by their last name like football players.

She later asked the NSA to “take care of their children.”

Chapman, since returning to Russia, makes a living as a model and TV personality, so she can likely afford to a completely “kept man.”

She’s also tight with Russian President Vladimir Putin, which helps when you need to bend the rules or ignore the laws.

But, Snowden, 30, has his heart set on Iceland, the island home of bad banks and U.S. scoundrels. Perhaps some lonely Icelandic lass (Björk?) will come to his rescue via an internet marriage proposal?

12 comments Add your comment


July 5th, 2013
3:47 pm



July 5th, 2013
5:10 pm

Anybody know of any secrets I could steal and head for Moscow? I’ll give you 25, no 50% of the movie rights. I’m in love already, and would jump at the opportunity if Snow is a nogo. he seems very
conscientious and serious, so he may pass up the opportunity, though he still needs to get out of Russia to allow continued exposure of the corporatist fascist surveillance state.

david c

July 5th, 2013
6:50 pm

Calling TMZ. I do believe you have been scooped.


July 5th, 2013
10:51 pm

Unfortunately for Edward ,there is a very special 8X6 suite awaiting his arrival. A small sink, a very small toilet without doors. Room Service will not come with a smile or very tasty Food.

In Edward’s next relationship, he may very well be presented with a unexpected change of relationship roles, normally he is not accustomed too.

Surely BUBBA, will not be the mate Edward had in mind before spilling his Guts!

I would not want to trade places with Edward for nothing in the WORLD!



July 6th, 2013
8:18 am

Bubba will Never look like this RED HEAD! :)

Sage of Bluesland

July 6th, 2013
9:38 am

This is quality jerk fodder!


July 6th, 2013
10:13 am

I wonder if she,s into peeping down low?


July 6th, 2013
10:44 am

Sage, I salute you for getting that comment published.


July 6th, 2013
10:46 am

Wowsers! Forget Iceland, Russia calls. If Ed and Anna hook up will they have to live in the airport?

At any rate you know the CIA will attempt an “extraordinary rendition” on Snowden no matter where he is.


July 6th, 2013
12:34 pm

Hope someone kills him and ends this crap. .HE IS A TRAITOR!


July 6th, 2013
1:55 pm

Just wait for Bubba’s proposal, it will not be one that can be refused….

Tony Geinzer

July 6th, 2013
4:38 pm

Okay, we can’t even hold our leaders accountable even if Glenn Beck raided the White House every weekend and no one noticed! I wish I could laugh at the “Coincidences”, but, this is far from funny and thinking he could have any gal (No Matter How Infamous) is comedy at its worst.