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NTM: Martha Stewart joins to ’sleep with somebody’

Martha Stewart, you've got male. (

Martha Stewart, aka thegoodlonglife, is in the market for a younger man. (

May 1, 2013:

  • You’ve Got Male: Are you single, male and looking for a rich, 71-year-old ex-con to settle down with? If so, Martha Stewart, a former model, is available but there’s going to be competition. The business mogul announced on the ‘Today’ show she joined in an effort to “… have breakfast with somebody … I’d like to go to bed with somebody. Sleep with somebody.” She was flooded with so many offers she’s enlisted her niece’s husband, the author of the book “Love in the Time of Algorithms: What Technology Does to Meeting and Mating,” to sort through the men to find a suitable mate. Ready to cook up some love? Check out  thegoodlonglife on
  • From Russia with …: Speaking of love, Russians really love their dictators. Today is May Day, aka International Worker’s Day, a holiday celebrated by Billy Bragg and many other people in 80 or so countries. In Russia, people are

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