Reporter mistakes sex toy for magic mushroom

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter.” - Confucius

The "very young and sheltered" reporter would soon be immortal, at least for a few day on the Internet. (YouTube)

In college, I knew people who could identify every mushroom dotting the moist, fertile South Georgia landscape.

Unfortunately, when a mysterious object was unearthed while drilling a new well shaft in western China, the good people living there had no such experts.

ABC News reports the villagers in Liucunbu believed the double-headed object to be a rare mushroom.

A TV reporter, Yunfeng Ye, traveled there to to check out the “flexible, fungi-like object.”

Ye and the local villagers, after much probing and fondling, determined the bulbous thing was “a shelf fungus of the Ganoderma lucidum species, which according to legend has the ability to give immortality.”

The magic mushroom has indeed granted immortality: the reporter will forever be known as the reporter that was fooled by a sex toy.

Once the TV program aired, viewers called in to accurately identify the mystery object as a rubber vagina.

An online video (which may be considered graphic by some) has been viewed millions of times, probably by laughing people.

“Our reporter is very young and sheltered,” said the TV station afterwards.

34 comments Add your comment

Dirk Diggler

June 21st, 2012
12:55 pm

I cant stop laughing..

770to345

June 21st, 2012
12:58 pm

Calling Jennifer Brett!! We’ve finally found a funny woman!!! I’ll notify Adam Corolla.

Fred ™

June 21st, 2012
12:59 pm

An online video (which may be considered graphic by some) has been viewed millions of times, probably by people laughing.

Wow really? MILLIONS of times? Try 233,324. There is a little counter on the video meathead.

I reckon the Chinese reporter isn’t the only dumb ass “journalist.”

Longdong Silver

June 21st, 2012
1:02 pm

Dang, my computer here at work is blocking the video. Maybe i should do a help desk.

Road Scholar

June 21st, 2012
1:05 pm

President Obama was responsible for it. Whatever it is!

BeerDrinkingFool

June 21st, 2012
1:10 pm

Can’t. Stop. Laughing… At least the old man knew how to grip it…!

George Mathis

June 21st, 2012
1:14 pm

Fred — The video was viewed millions of times on the website of the TV station, not YouTube. Thanks for your support.

BeerDrinkingFool

June 21st, 2012
1:20 pm

Too bad it wasn’t the “Positive Reinforcement” model, which would have spoken to them… A talking mushroom?!

BeerDrinkingFool

June 21st, 2012
1:32 pm

And people are worried about them invading us? They were all sitting around thinking how to cook this.

  

June 21st, 2012
1:32 pm

Fred just got owned.

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