Website for cheating husbands, wives spills secrets

You figure no good would ever come from a website that helps cheating husbands and wives find each other.

But AshleyMadison.com has released the dirt on what type of person is most likely to seek sex outside of the natural state of bliss otherwise known as marriage.

Women looking for an unfaithful dirtbag should target an IT professional (10.6%) in his 40s that has been married (likely to someone who no longer appreciates him) for more than 10 years and has kids older than 10.

Other cheating professions include those in the financial industry (8.2%), education (6.5%), doctors (4.6%), lawyers (3.8%). Being from Atlanta, the teacher thing shocks me.

Men looking for a cheating lady should seek out a local bar, or consider a teacher or stay-at-home mom in her 30s that has been married for five years or less and has a daughter younger than six.

As expected, about four times as many men shared their secrets in the survey than women. All 15,000 or so have accounts at the website.

But women are no angels. They cheat at about the same rate (19%) as men (23%), according to this report. I bet they get caught less often though.

Please don’t use any of this info to ruin your otherwise non-miserable existence.

51 comments Add your comment

ha

June 14th, 2012
7:32 pm

And why are the guys unfaithful dirt bags and the women referred to as cheating ladies.
My ex screwed me and my kids over and she sure as hell does not deserve to be called a lady.

Kam Fong as Chen Ho

June 14th, 2012
7:38 pm

Good old Kinky Friedman said it best: “eatin ain’t cheatin”.

Dirk Diggler

June 14th, 2012
7:45 pm

Funny because Soccer MILFORD is really a dude…..

Not Stupid

June 14th, 2012
8:14 pm

Ha, well said. My ex wife continued to see the other guy even after I caught her and she promised – in counseling sessions – to cut off all communication with him. She just needed to tell him it was over face-to-face! Whatever . . . Even the counselor called her out on that BS. Needless to say, she lost interest in going to counseling after that!

hammondxk

June 14th, 2012
8:38 pm

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Jake

June 14th, 2012
8:40 pm

My wife cheated worst pain I have ever felt once a tramp always a tramp

Shanequa

June 14th, 2012
10:54 pm

@Not Stupid

See that’s where you’re stupid. While your white wife is hooking up with all the black trainers, their professional white husbands can’t keep their eyes off of us beautiful black women. Notice how much interracial (black woman/white man) is going on? I think I’m going to cross over and get my feel of action :)

Blame it on the blame man. Just dang! From criminals to homewreckers. Black folks can’t catch a break. How about blaming that skank of a wife???

Joe Redd

June 15th, 2012
7:14 am

Marriage is an overated 2000 year old institution designed to raise offspring for the survival of the species, the man and the woman join in on a covenant to ensure that the children are nurtured and raised properly. After the offspring have matured there is no biological reason for the couple to stay together to torment each other. Once the kids are gone the marriage should be nullified which would eliminate a large portion of the cheating….but not all (See the 10 Commandements for instructions). Just think in terms of maintaining civilization.

Joe Redd

June 15th, 2012
8:13 am

Of course the life span back then was about 26 to 32 years of age so a long lasting marriage wasn’t in the biological books.

Tea Party Meber

June 15th, 2012
10:23 am

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