70-year-old virgin seeks wealthy mate

Tall, dark, handsome millionaires looking for true love and/or a virgin are in luck; 70-year-old cabaret singer Pam Shaw is still available.

Shaw, who “turned heads” for many a year on the club circuit while performing as the teasingly-titled “Sexational Pam,” remains a tough nut to crack. She has resisted the legendary wiles of both Tom Jones, 71,  and Englebert Humperdinck, 76, reports The Daily Mail.

But now that’s she’s slowing down a bit she’s got time for marriage, and maybe even sex, eventually.

‘I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man,” said Shaw, who lives near Manchester, England. ”You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.”

Collins, 78, has been married five times, and possibly had sex outside of wedlock, something Shaw says she’ll never do.

“My standards are still very high,” said Shaw.

Perhaps too high.

24 comments Add your comment

Dana P.

May 11th, 2012
11:58 am


May 11th, 2012
11:58 am

Really? Why would a Tall, Dark and handsome millionaire want an old virgin? I can understand if she was maybe 40 years younger but 70?


May 11th, 2012
12:01 pm

DUDE!! When was this picture taken?! That hair screams 1983 and not in that funky “retro” way, but instead in that “the 80’s is that decade we hope to forget” kind of way. I was hoping to look at her and see some hot chick that aged really well. Don’t get me wrong, I guess she’s okay for 70, but if she’s hoping the virginity will be her big ticket, I hope she’s got a good back up plan.


May 11th, 2012
12:02 pm

Does she come with a crowbar?


May 11th, 2012
12:05 pm

All the millionaires I know cull their virgins from former Soviet Bloc countries.


May 11th, 2012
12:06 pm

I can’t seem to get grill cheese sandwich out of my mind

Earl Spivey

May 11th, 2012
12:31 pm

All I care about is that she better not be a virgin to a clean kitchen with a hot stove.


May 11th, 2012
12:45 pm

Now, any 70 year old virgin guys want to step up to this sweet, old fashion offer?


May 11th, 2012
1:02 pm

She sure missed out on a great part of life.

You're no Joan Collins

May 11th, 2012
1:09 pm

Gimme a break. SMH!!!

Bill Clinton

May 11th, 2012
1:51 pm

What’s her number?


May 11th, 2012
1:55 pm

These days, everything has a price.


May 11th, 2012
1:57 pm

How are you doing PAM Shaw? i would love to send you this message to congratulate you for your fidelity. when I saw you on yahoo, then I read the message, I became fascinated, stimulated with your beautiful look, your cadance, your beauty, and your smile. I really would love to say that i really like you. I saw that you are looking for a millionaire, i am not one with money, but i am one with love. I am a billionaire in love, I would love you for the rest of life, i would care for you and show that love exist. By seeing you, it inspire me to become a poet, so i can used the nature to describe the way I feel about you. I am not trying to disrespect you or anything at that kind, but iam just expressing the truth from the bottom of my heart.
How are you doing beautiful? i like what I see. You are so adorable. I am looking for a nice lovely woman for something to last, something fun, a companion, a friend and a lover. I would love to know if possible to communicate with you in the future and become friend with you. A nice cool relation with you, seeing your lovely smile every day, would be so fantastic. When I am Waking up, seeing you in lingerie would make my day happy and want to come back home in your arms. I am the man who can make you laugh, put a smile on your face, make your lips shine, make wrinkle free on your face because the more you laugh in a day, the younger you will look and live longer also. By making you happy, it will add 7 more years to your life. Life is too short, it i nice to be happy and say thanks to God for his mercy.

Wow!!!! you are certainly the woman I am looking for. I read your profile three time because i love the way you express yourself. I really hope you would find me interesting to you, so you can open the door of


May 11th, 2012
2:27 pm

She looks really dusty. Probably has a layer of cobwebs, to boot.


May 11th, 2012
2:57 pm

Just goes to show, you are never too old to dream (and dream big!!)


May 11th, 2012
2:58 pm

JIMBOB, shame on you! All you would need is a can of WD40

Ben FRANKlin

May 11th, 2012
3:00 pm

Did you ever hear what Ben Franklin said?

“In all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones.” So maybe she’s got something.


May 11th, 2012
3:16 pm

Jason, Don’t quit your day job (if you have one) and for goodness sake, go back to school!!

Joe Mama

May 11th, 2012
3:42 pm

Sorry you missed the boat, sweetie, but you really should have taken Tom and Englebert up on their offers when you had the chance.


May 11th, 2012
3:47 pm

Notice…she said with a Man…hmmmmmm…soooooo does that mean she has had sex with Women? :)

Calvin G. Sims, Sr.

May 11th, 2012
5:10 pm

Don’t the Al-Queda terrorist types get 70 year old virgins when they blow themselves up. That seems backwards to me. Seems like you would want to blow yourself up if they told you you HAD to have one.

Go Falcons!!!

rick the goyum

May 12th, 2012
4:45 pm

wow after being 70 years old.she still doesn’t get it. no pun intended. most women I know finally gave up on the crazy high standards and just want some fun and someone to be with.I can understand stand it if she was in her 20’s where women believe that the sun sets and rises on their cootch but to be that old and think that way is nuts. besides,I and most people I know wouldn’t want the head ache of having a virgin.


May 21st, 2012
12:43 pm

You know at her age I would seek a wealthy mate too. At this point she may not be around much longer. Might as well enjoy whatever time she has left to the fullest and without financial worries.

They DO exist!!

May 22nd, 2012
10:04 am

Wow, a 70 year old Virgin! My hope of finding Bigfoot and a heard of Unicorns has been refreshed!