Beauty, like genius, is its own reward.
It’s also a terrible burden.
Imagine then the miserable existence of Daily Mail columnist/narcissist Samantha Brick, who recently tore herself away from a mirror long enough to pen a humble prose piece entitled: “There are downsides to looking this pretty: Why women hate me for being beautiful”
As a man, it was difficult to force my brain to read (and not simply drool) as the column is chock full of pictures detailing every alluring aspect of Brick’s self-described “lovely looks.”
You don’t get this beautiful without a little work. The genetically flawless Brick says she doesn’t drink or smoke. She works out, even when she “doesn’t feel like it,” and she “very rarely succumbs to chocolate.”
Still, the 41-year-old can’t wait to get even older so she can add some wrinkles and gray hair and begin “blending into the background” of visual mediocrity.
Brick, who’s been married to one lucky guy for four whole years, admits to flirting “to get ahead at work” because that’s what “many women do.”
But the advantage of being inhumanly attractive is weighed down by the scorn heaped upon her “tall, slim, blonde” frame by ugly, jealous women.
Female bosses are the worst — they have barred her from multiple promotions.
One “phenomenally tricky” supervisor treated her fairly … until the boss started putting on weight. Supervisor McPudge (a name I have created since none was provided) would “sneer at me in front of other colleagues that she was the star, not me.”
And more than one female friend has quit calling Brick because they can’t handle the hotness.
Brick, who looks like Aphrodite but writes like Sappho, drives her point home with searing verbosity.
“And most poignantly of all, not one girlfriend has ever asked me to be her bridesmaid.”
After reading that, I wept openly and without shame.
I also gave up all hope of claiming this year’s Pulitzer.
129 comments Add your comment
Bob in Sandy Springs
April 5th, 2012
9:06 am
1st.
Obviously an inflated case of self worth and she ain’t that pretty to be making the statement……
What!
April 5th, 2012
9:09 am
Just not that pretty. I expected stunning, not average.
NL Thompson
April 5th, 2012
9:10 am
Is this a late April Fool’s Day joke?
JT
April 5th, 2012
9:11 am
Excuse me, but where’s the beauty?
deezbrvs
April 5th, 2012
9:11 am
clicked on the link…..she looks very average
Say what?
April 5th, 2012
9:13 am
@NL Thompson: that’s what i was thinking…think there’s enough room for her and her ego in that office?
Katie
April 5th, 2012
9:18 am
She has great self esteem. That is all I am going to write.
Boss Spearman
April 5th, 2012
9:20 am
I must be missing something…I see more beautiful women than her around Atlanta every day.
Pirate
April 5th, 2012
9:20 am
I guess in Britain she’s about an 8. In Atlanta, she’s a 5. In Moscow, she’s a 1.
Highlands
April 5th, 2012
9:23 am
Agree with Pirate. Wouldn’t even notice her on a Saturday night here in Atlanta.
Vman
April 5th, 2012
9:28 am
Some of these statements are correct for beautiful women. My wife is very beautiful, and she has a very hard time getting other women to have a conversation with her, especially in church. Only those women that are truly happy and content with themselves, will offer her the time of day, which she graciously accepts. I sound crazy, but my words ring true to those women who have to deal with the cold shoulder of other women. It’s almost as if they hate to see her beautiful smile. I love my wife very much, and tell her all the time just to ignore the angst of other women. Oh well guys, she’s mine. It’s not too bad after all, for me.
MaYhEm
April 5th, 2012
9:29 am
ok….it that what gorgeous looks like? Where they do that at? Ms Thang ain’t even pretty: needs = dental work, serious nose job and a big girl hairdo -
Is She Kidding?
April 5th, 2012
9:30 am
Nobody has asked her to be a bridesmaid because she is dillusional.
Take a walk in downtown Atlanta on spring day. You will see many, many women who are much more beautiful. And maybe not dillusional.
Uncle Ruckus
April 5th, 2012
9:37 am
She has a clown nose
SkinDeep
April 5th, 2012
9:37 am
This lady figured out that she could sell her article and get her name and face out there without even trying… by appealing to other peoples vanities and insecurities. Kudo’s to her on that…. but she has a pot belly and missing a jawline. Somebody lied about her looking to good to print.
CDW
April 5th, 2012
9:39 am
I’d consider myself average on the attractive scale, and even carrying a few extra pounds, I wouldn’t consider this woman a threat in any situation. Can’t imagine my husband even giving her a second look.
Mike Honcho
April 5th, 2012
9:39 am
Very clever article Mr. Mathis…I needed a good laugh this morning! Ya’ll do realize this entire article is written with tongue firmly planted in cheek, right?
Momma was right!
April 5th, 2012
9:41 am
Not a Miss Universe, She is not even an average!!! what a waist of time!
G
April 5th, 2012
9:44 am
I saw this yesterday and I couldn’t believe my eyes, I expected her to be model like and when I saw her picture I was mortified. Your comments this morning have been hilarious and I couldn’t agree more. Carry on
E
April 5th, 2012
9:48 am
What a minute. What?
That’s her? I was expecting a drop-dead beautiful woman. She is not a drop-dead beautiful woman. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a 6 at best.
AprilFool
April 5th, 2012
9:52 am
Was this article written/published on April Fool’s Day? I am certain she is being tongue in cheek, yes? Clearly she looks in the mirror and see what we see – an attractive (stretch) woman, but by no means the most gorgeous woman she thinks she is…
Jan Laine
April 5th, 2012
9:55 am
Well……bless her heart.
jes
April 5th, 2012
10:00 am
I’m not going to put down anyone’s looks. However, one of the comments on the original article said it best:
The phenomenon that she experiences is NOT that of “she is so beautiful, I hate her”, it is more likely to be “she is a bit full of herself, I hate her”.
Williams
April 5th, 2012
10:02 am
Bless her heart…..
Gentleman Jim
April 5th, 2012
10:09 am
“it’s own reward”?
Smokewagon
April 5th, 2012
10:13 am
She’s a Brick….house!
Think much?
April 5th, 2012
10:14 am
The satire of the article is obviously lost on most AJC readers judging by the comments…
Cram
April 5th, 2012
10:18 am
Why write an article when you can just link to another?
O.B.
April 5th, 2012
10:21 am
You’re kidding right? Ok, she’s kidding right?? I have socks that are more attractive than this lady! As a man who truly appreciates and respects beautiful women (and not so beautiful) I’m actually offended that this person is attempting to pass herself off to me and the public as a “hottie”. Does she think we’re all stupid? Personally I think she’s lying ‘cuz no man in his right mind is going to bend over backward to get to know an average “lukewarmie” like her.
JC
April 5th, 2012
10:23 am
Seriously? There is nothing attractive about this woman. Maybe the UK beauty standards are different. How shallow can she be very sad.
BS Patrol
April 5th, 2012
10:25 am
The crack of dawn for sure.
M
April 5th, 2012
10:25 am
There must be some ugly women in the UK, because she’s not that beautiful. Average at best. Just sayin’
Dana P.
April 5th, 2012
10:32 am
Bless her heart. Clearly, this woman is delusional. She isn’t even a 5. Seriously?! I think that other women hate her (if, in fact, they do) because she THINKS she’s beautiful, not because she actually IS.
4xtra
April 5th, 2012
10:33 am
Are u serious ??
She is AVERAGE looking at best..
And hat is NOT here REAL hair color
Samantha
April 5th, 2012
10:48 am
wahaaaaa! Is this a LATE April Fool’s article? Have you all googled her and actually seen her? She is NOT PRETTY at all! OMG! Too funny…this has GOT to be a joke! She looks a good 50+ and I just don’t see any physical beauty in this woman…This is a joke right AJC?
It has GOT to be a joke! She is NOT even attractive…hahahahahahahahahaha!
She is only full of herself. It’s good she and I’m certain only SHE thinks she is pretty, but to write an article about how people ‘allegedly’ hate her because she is pretty? That is crazy…this is a April Fool’s joke right AJC? hahahahahahahaha!
Don’t believe me….google her and you will see what I’m talking about! hahahahahahaha!
Roekest
April 5th, 2012
10:49 am
Um….pretty maybe by British standards. She doesn’t cut the mustard here in the “states”.
Tee
April 5th, 2012
10:53 am
This one time i must come out like this,I am still waiting to se who she is talking about…. lol she is beautiful but not to the point ot be taking like this.
cw
April 5th, 2012
11:03 am
This gal isn’t even remotely attractive. Huge bulbous nose (mini Karl Malden working there), horrible teeth, not particularly slim, thin stringy hair. Mercy, who raised her, Snow White’s mirror? I would never give her a second look, and certainly never wish to look like her.
Dee
April 5th, 2012
11:07 am
Is this a joke?? She’s below average looking compared to many everyday women here in Atlanta and most other places. Hair=mousy, body=average, teeth=need work. I was expecting some exotic stunningly gorgeous woman! She has great self esteem…I guess!! LOL
Billy
April 5th, 2012
11:09 am
LOL, knockouts and rich brats get by in life by not working. There’s very few exceptions to the above. You can find people like that with character, but it’s so infrequently as to be lost in the tidal wave of the majority of leeches in their number.
An article like this is no surprise. It’s a wonder that all of them don’t write this same basic thing. Most female actresses can’t act; it’s just a series of cheesecake shots while they pose for impressionable junior high boys.
I bet the above “author” has never worked a hard day in her life.
I help the modest all I can, and am glad to do so. When a beauty queen graces my path, I make her work for everything. She’s already been given everything else in life, so I love to make them sweat for at least a minute in their lives. It’s the most fun thing in the world, except for doing 55 mph in the left lane of the freeway when 4 wheel drive trucks, mercedes, and other entitled folk think they own the road; LOL, not when I’m on it…
Joe Bob
April 5th, 2012
11:09 am
I looked at her photo and went limp.
Dr. REALITY
April 5th, 2012
11:09 am
I guess the Brits don’t have much to work with…In Buckhead, I’ve seen people walking dogs that are more beautiful than she is.
Colonel
April 5th, 2012
11:21 am
As if.
Dwayne
April 5th, 2012
11:22 am
not much there…
annette brown
April 5th, 2012
11:30 am
Heck! I’m more beautiful than she is. She’s in a fantasy, bless her heart.
Hannah Joelson
April 5th, 2012
11:32 am
What rot! I was a darn sight better-looking than her when I was her age, and I had constant problems with men – but almost never with women. But then I didn’t flirt with men in the office, didn’t float around in revealing outfits and didn’t regard other women as ‘lesser.’ I’m a woman’s woman.
Boroblueyes
April 5th, 2012
11:40 am
I wouldn’t take a second look…and she wouldn’t catch my eye at all except for the blonde hair.
Jess
April 5th, 2012
12:19 pm
This article is so silly… her feelings of gradure are frightening to me. She is ugly
Ang, fellow journalist
April 5th, 2012
12:20 pm
I adore this piece! Yay for self-confidence?
I read Brick’s column and I must say you countered it in a well-written and HILARIOUS way.
One note tho: *titled
Anita
April 5th, 2012
12:24 pm
They must have put the wrong picture in the link because this woman is not that pretty. OMG!!! She is really arrogant and someone has fooled her big time.
Stephen
April 5th, 2012
12:24 pm
When I saw that she wrote “stewardess,” I knew this was going to be bad.
JOD
April 5th, 2012
12:28 pm
Nicely written, George. Some fabulous satire.
I’d say she’s cute, but certainly no beauty. I wouldn’t fear my husband talking to her, and I imagine the women who dislike her think she is a narcissistic pig.
I always admired those with missing limbs, who are blind, deaf, or dealing with other disabilities, but clearly I had no idea that ‘beautiful’ women should be admired more for overcoming these kinds of obstacles.
ACE
April 5th, 2012
12:34 pm
She is just good looking compared to other English women
zoe
April 5th, 2012
12:40 pm
You are joking, right? Or better, she must be joking. Beautiful she is not. Perfectly common looking woman. Not even pretty. Just average. I do admire her self confidence, though.
Carole
April 5th, 2012
12:41 pm
George, where can I send you a bottle of champagne? Thanks for the laugh during lunch hour. When I pulled up the accompanying article I was completely aghast by the picture. The way it loaded was from the bottom up. So when I got to her face I really though this was a joke. I bet there are better looking women standing in line at the meth clinic. Is she for real?
Anyone who bought this woman anything must have been paying her to leave. And her fat little husband is about par for what I’d expect her to be able to land. They look like they could be the subject of a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
Denise
April 5th, 2012
12:46 pm
Maybe it’s the lighting when the photos were taken…or maybe it’s our computers. Wow…that’s all I can say.
What?
April 5th, 2012
12:47 pm
What a waste of electrons getting the page to load. Like other suggested a 3-5 in Atlanta.
mecq
April 5th, 2012
12:52 pm
As a very wise woman advised me..”Pretty is as Pretty does.” Her vanity is not an attractive trait.
MUSYKLUVAH
April 5th, 2012
12:53 pm
OMG!!! R u serious? Is that the wrong picture? She is soooooooooo average looking.
Steven
April 5th, 2012
12:53 pm
I really hope this is was a satire piece. I mean, I’m a very good looking man and quite the opposite of her experience, I find this opens doors for me. I’m paid much more than average looking men in the same role, people everywhere are nice to me (even Paris or NYC), and I always get upgraded at hotels. My experience shows she has to be joking… life is fantastic for the visually appealing. Until we open our mouths… but then it gets better again when we close it. Until we get older and start to lose our looks. The good news that as a man I’m continuing to improve, so no worries yet!
Alison
April 5th, 2012
12:54 pm
In all her pictures she has a “I’m holding in a fart” look on her face.
booking my ticket
April 5th, 2012
1:00 pm
She is pretty …homely. Think I need to go to England and take advantage of all men giving out free stuff.
ACE
April 5th, 2012
1:01 pm
@Alison-I think i love you! ; )
morn
April 5th, 2012
1:02 pm
Not the type of woman I would want to know, not even bibically because they are usually selfish in every way. Not that pretty, and like the guy above said I see prettier women in Georgia every day, we have the most beautiful women on the planet; it’s too bad they are all witches.
RedNeck Rick
April 5th, 2012
1:04 pm
Princess Kate she ain’t!
Vampire Bill
April 5th, 2012
1:10 pm
Not that pretty…
Mike
April 5th, 2012
1:14 pm
There was a lengthy discussion of this woman in another forum – basically she’s a self-centered person who’s not at all attractive on the inside, and has deluded herself into believing that anyone who doesn’t fawn over her is jealous of her good looks.
Two of the pictures I’ve seen include one in a dress that makes her look like she has one breast (on her right), and one with her husband in camo, in which she looks either pregnant or in sincere need of an intervention by Sara Blakely.
Jenn
April 5th, 2012
1:29 pm
There are plenty of attractive women who have great friendships with other women. She is clearly the problem.
Tag
April 5th, 2012
1:31 pm
I looked at her column and saw the pictures but could not find a picture of a pretty girl??
CHINO SLAXX
April 5th, 2012
1:36 pm
IM NOT QUITE SURE AS TO WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT, BUT SHE IS NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL. IM BLACK AND DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY TYPE OF SKIN COLOR, RACE OR CREED. I HAVE BEEN IN A FEW BI-RACIAL RELATIONSHIPS SO TAKE THOSE THOUGHTS OUT UR TWISTED MINDS. FAR FROM A RACIST!! SHE IS JUST NOT IT. SORRY!!
Pizza
April 5th, 2012
1:38 pm
APRIL FOOLS !
Deke
April 5th, 2012
1:47 pm
People, let’s remember : she’s British. Their standards for physical beauty are WWWAAAAAYYYY below ours.
Lets be honest here
April 5th, 2012
1:48 pm
Pirate has it right. US Ladies who want a self esteem boost, go to the UK, and keep away from Russia.
Lynn
April 5th, 2012
1:52 pm
No kidding, but I’ve seen better on a bobblehead doll.
Rich Black
April 5th, 2012
2:02 pm
Take a look at her husband and that just goes to show how “good looking” she is. They’re both dogs.
Randall
April 5th, 2012
2:02 pm
This woman is delusional. She is not that pretty to have the many “problems” she claims her beauty brings. B#%ch please! lol
Mb325ic
April 5th, 2012
2:10 pm
Perhaps different standards of beauty in the UK? She is average looking at best and I think she could spend some more time exercising.
JB
April 5th, 2012
2:12 pm
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From my eyes this woman is not beautiful, not even particularly pretty. Beautiful is Liz Taylor
say what?
April 5th, 2012
2:17 pm
She’s 41?? *snicker* oops. I thought “She’s ok for a woman in her early 50’s” I’d give her a 4.5, maybe a 5 on a good day. I’ve spent a lot of time in the UK and trust me, there are a TON of women over there that look a LOT better than her.
say what?
April 5th, 2012
2:19 pm
Might as well stay away from Ukraine and Belarus as well. They feed those women in the former Eastern Bloc countries “sexy vitamins” or something.
Leigh
April 5th, 2012
2:23 pm
WOW – This has got to be ajoke!
jj
April 5th, 2012
2:31 pm
please STOP this…
It is only leading this poor older woman down a path that she is attractive
SAS
April 5th, 2012
2:48 pm
I was getting dressed this morning and I heard this on Good Morning America. I normally just do most of listening in the morning but with this I had to turn to look and what I saw I was uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..why would she think someone is jealous of her looks. She really look like an average person. I promise if I saw her on the street I would just walk by and would not look around.,,,however,,, since she went on television making this statement I am going to look and LOL!!!!!!
Gail
April 5th, 2012
2:53 pm
Yes I can relate ugly woman have a problem with pretty women.
Joe Mama
April 5th, 2012
3:14 pm
I’m sorry, there seems to be some confusion here. The pictures with the story of the transsexual beauty pageant competitor are WAY better looking than the pictures attached to the story about the supposedly HAWT female reporter.
Y’all sure you didn’t mix up the two sets of photos?
Timus
April 5th, 2012
3:17 pm
Wow. I was really expecting her to be hot. Must be slim pickings across the pond. I could close my eyes and throw a rock here in Atlanta and hit a girl 10 times hotter than her!!!
CKM
April 5th, 2012
3:22 pm
@Carole: The “meth clinic line” was freakin’ hilarious. I agree with 98% of the above comments; so I will not repeat them…….However, @Steven: I seriously doubt it. God Bless the Internet! So incredibly easy to talk oneself up when NO ONE can see you. You might actually be a good match for this Brick person. You both come off as being extremely similiar; plus, her husband is a toad.
stacy dennis
April 5th, 2012
3:26 pm
Seriously!!! She’s ok at best and women admire other women who are attractive. They don’t like arrogance! I expected to see a drop dead gorgeous woman , not someone slightly attractive.
Valerie
April 5th, 2012
3:37 pm
Wow! I thought she was like a Halle Berry or Cindy Crawford.
Must me a joke
April 5th, 2012
3:47 pm
REALLY? The other ladies must look like dogs. Not ugly, but not all that.
TPD
April 5th, 2012
3:50 pm
What are you people talking about? She’s HOT!! And look at that!! Not one typo after drinking 8 beers!
RLM
April 5th, 2012
3:55 pm
I am sorry, lumpy body with love handles. Man in the moon face with a nose all over the place. Her mother told her she was pretty. and her husband is a world class liar. She is getting this misinformation somewhere or is this a sarcastic columnist.
Mr. Ding.A.Ling
April 5th, 2012
3:59 pm
She looks like this dude name Rob I work with.
RLM
April 5th, 2012
4:01 pm
Enter your comments here
RLM
April 5th, 2012
4:01 pm
I think this is a social science project to see what we all say
RAMZAD
April 5th, 2012
4:07 pm
She is fully deluded about her looks and totally clueless about the vacuum in her importance.
Gerhulk
April 5th, 2012
4:08 pm
All I can say is HAHAHAHAHA! This lady is crazy…..my girl is 10,000 times hotter than that chick and would never proclaim to have such a hard life because she is so beautiful lol.
joe in tucker
April 5th, 2012
4:10 pm
man, talk about a self inflated ego!! Besides being a narcissist, she really isn’t all that pretty, actually kinda plain, and worst of all she’s got Hilary’s knees!!
thegrtsmom
April 5th, 2012
4:15 pm
Ok, not to sound vain but I look a whole lot better in hair rollers than this chick without…really, she thinks she’s just that beautiful that she’s causing an uproar?….WOW!
LOL!!
April 5th, 2012
4:38 pm
She should go to amateur night at the comedy club and read this to the audience. She will take home the prize.
LOL!!
April 5th, 2012
4:38 pm
Enter your comments here
SayWhat
April 5th, 2012
4:41 pm
Wow…if that’s extreme beauty, than the rest of us have a chance!
Neil Pearson
April 5th, 2012
4:48 pm
She isn’t that hot. I’d bet she only score about a 5/10 on http://hotnessrater.com
Seriously!
April 5th, 2012
4:49 pm
Women hate her because she’s physically beautiful?? Seriously now…if women hate her, it’s because she obviously thinks she’s way more than what she is…and no one wants to be around anyone with that kind of attitude. Beauty is as beauty does. She’s not even close to being hot.
Idiots
April 5th, 2012
4:53 pm
Hey you idiots who keep saying,”Do you not get this is just a joke? It must be lost on you that this is a satire.”
That’s crap. Satires are intended to make a point. What’s the point of this garbage? Explain that, you idiots.
Essie Ray
April 5th, 2012
5:05 pm
Where is the beef, I mean “The Beauty”
A pretty woman
April 5th, 2012
5:13 pm
I am a beautiful woman and I believe Samantha Brick. It is very hard being beautiful and other women do treat you like crap. I don’t have female friends either because the moment they notice their husbands or boyfriends staring at me they become very angry and disconnect. These women will poke and pick you like the hens they are, pure jealousy. I don’t understand why women are so jealous of each other in that way but it is very true. I have used my looks to help me but it is my intelligent that has sustained me. It is not easy at all being very attractive. So you can all mock Samantha all you like but most of you know that she speaks the truth and many of you men would gawk at her simply because she’s blonde. I know my post will be laughed at as well. I don’t care.
Craig
April 5th, 2012
5:23 pm
She might be a 6 maybe when she’s “dolled up”.
Idiots
April 5th, 2012
5:23 pm
Enter your comments here
BiteMe
April 5th, 2012
5:33 pm
SERIOUSLY?!?!? Where do some people get their ego?????? She’s pretty average looking and frankly, my dog is prettier than her. And the reason no girlfriends have asked her to be a bridesmaid is because they know she will put them down on their special day by going out of her way to make them feel inadequate. Not because she’s “pretty”, but because her ego is absolutely sickening!!!!!!!!
BiteMe
April 5th, 2012
5:36 pm
To SERIOUSLY!…..you nailed it! That’s exactly the truth…..no one likes to be around narcissistic people……except the narcissists!!!!
Hugo
April 5th, 2012
5:54 pm
U joking right? She did not even think that she is close to being beautiful. She had to be talking about the personality. For real. Has to be the personality. or maybe her FEET?
Wowzah
April 5th, 2012
6:06 pm
All her teeth are straight, so in GB (UK, not Wisconsin) she’s a stunner. Or, maybe she feels she’s a beautiful person on the inside…but that can’t be it because, she’s so vain. (She prob’ly think this song is about her
).
If you have to write an article about how beautiful you are, then you probably aren’t, really. And could it be that her self-centered, narcissistic attitude is the reason she gets the crap treatment from her bosses. And if she is flirting with male bosses or counterparts to get a leg up on a promotion, I’m sure that after she leaves they roll their eyes and joke about it with their buddies. Or, they look about like she does.
wisconsinfalcons fan
April 5th, 2012
6:27 pm
this is a joke right..where is she from, she need to come to the Atl or here in the Mil-town where yes there are some lovely ladies around she just another average white girl just some guys tell her that so they might get lucky, I have to wear sun glasses to look at her. my pay check looks better than her
Matt
April 5th, 2012
6:53 pm
Saw the pic of her on the Yahoo page for this story and she isn’t even that hot. Her vanity vastly outweighs her looks.
Vetta
April 5th, 2012
6:59 pm
I would love to see what the women look like who is “hating” on her so-called “beauty,” because she is U-G-L-Y.
Boss Spearman
April 5th, 2012
7:00 pm
Figured it out. She’s a closing time 10…a 4 with a 6 pack!
Trey
April 5th, 2012
7:38 pm
Umm where is the beautiful columnist??? All I saw was a rather plain (being nice) woman.
Deuntrae
April 5th, 2012
7:44 pm
She’s an attractive 41 year old woman but definitely not as “hot” as she believes herself to be.
Sherry
April 6th, 2012
12:44 pm
I saw her picture and she is average, not really pretty at all
Ginger
April 6th, 2012
1:32 pm
I, as a woman, am particularly jealous of her fat roll.
Pandamic
April 6th, 2012
1:48 pm
Out at the club, I’d give her a 2nd look…but only to try determining why her nose makes the rest of her face look odd.
My scale of 1 – 10, she’s a 3 until she starts talking about herself.
carla roqs
April 6th, 2012
2:04 pm
i wept too, George…
Layla
April 6th, 2012
2:08 pm
This chick must be bipolar because it seems as if she suffers from a false sense of “grandousity”. There is nothing remotely attractive about her, I have seem blondes in Walmart that make her look like a mud duck.
Some One
April 6th, 2012
3:00 pm
She is absolutely hideous !!!!!!!!!!!!
kay
April 7th, 2012
9:53 pm
Attractive because of looking fit and well-groomed, but otherwise definitely below average. What’s with the crooked smile? When someone writes a column like the one she wrote, she is fair game for calling a dog a dog.
Daniel Huff
April 18th, 2012
12:25 pm
Sorry I am still looking for the beautiful girl.She doesn’t do a thing for me.Hard to be stuck on yourself I guess!
Sebastian the Ferrethearted
April 19th, 2012
1:02 pm
She’s moderately attractive by English standards, which isn’t saying much.
Rick
April 26th, 2012
8:32 am
Pretty she ain’t. She needs to climb down off that pedestal she’s put herself on.