(With apologies to Dr. Seuss, born March 2, 1904)
Friday, a Cobb woman did make
The decision to hit gas and not brake
Over a curb she flew, and before she knew
What happened she’d rammed her bank
The news reporter did try
To get a fresh story but why?
No one was hurt, tellers kept to their work
And money from the vault did not fly
The errant driver would not talk
The Bank of America manager balked
So the reporter left Bells Ferry, in a mood quite unmerry
Opportunity had not yet knocked
But do not fret, this day is young yet
And there’s always new news being made.