Take it from me, when it comes to dating it pays to be good looking.

Beer - the original (and cheap) wingman.
But what if you’re not an Adonis, don’t have any hot friends and are terrible with the ladies?
Capitalism’s got your back according to a Wall Street Journal article detailing a business that provides a “professional wingman” to those who have trouble hooking up.
For a fee of $125, “The Professional Wingman” supplies a charismatic pal that will make even the socially maladroit seem fetching.
The article subhead spells out why the company, and others like it, have no trouble finding paying clients: “Pros are better at hitting on women.”
Professionals are also better than your friends because friends will say “stupid stuff, like ‘my friend thinks you’re hot,’” says one entrepreneur.
Women can get help too. The owner of “Hire a Boston Wingwoman” says she started her company because her friends were tired of the slow process of finding love with online dating sites.
I don’t have enough attractive friends or cash to assemble my own squadron of smooth operators for hire, but if you do, the article says the going hourly wage for professional companions is about $50.
Personally, I’d do it for a lot less if free beer were provided. But then I might forget to make my fake friend look alluring.
Finding love is tough business.
20 comments Add your comment
George C.
January 6th, 2012
8:20 pm
BFS,
The snub doesn’t work. I tried it. For a year, every woman I saw, I snubbed. You’ve never seen people so pleased.
RGB
January 6th, 2012
9:17 pm
To: FAKE Tim Tebow
Re: Your Blasphemy of Almighty God
Next time you wish to blaspheme the Sovereign God of the Universe, have the guts to do so directly because He won’t lack for resolve when He judges you. Since you’ll pay the big-time penalty any way, just go for it. Don’t hide behind a Tebow screen name.
Old Geezer
January 6th, 2012
10:31 pm
As soon as the ladies find out about my pension and healthcare they throw themselves at me, the ones who don’t break a hip in doing so are allowed to make me eggs in the morning.
Tim Tebow
January 6th, 2012
11:19 pm
To: RGB
Re: My Disregard for Your Puny Down Syndrome Baby God
Next time you wish to get all worked up about religious buffoonery, take your briefcase full of butt plugs and go down to the local First Baptist Church. As for me and my wingman, we don’t need your kind.
DLink
January 7th, 2012
6:38 am
Being the wingman:
Client: I just got my CCIE, tell her what that means, wingman!
Wingman: (casual deadpan) Six figures for life.
Her: Cat with canary out of cage grin.
They’ve been together 20yrs now.
ClubDog
January 7th, 2012
9:05 am
RGB I’m glad you got the lame who made the Tebow comments! what an idiot!!!!!
Tim Tebow
January 7th, 2012
9:21 am
ClubDog:
You are so right. I’m sick and tired of these wannabe child molesters and aspiring weirdo types coming around making the rest of us nut jobs look normal.
It’s time for southern religious knuckle-draggers to stand up and be counted. I’ll start, and you jump in any time: one, two, five, potato . . .
von
January 7th, 2012
2:14 pm
Shoot this article got me hopes up. I was thinking I could find someone to jump in this other F-22 I got and go shoot some bad guys…
ST
January 9th, 2012
5:15 pm
What ever happened to just getting a fat friend and calling it a day?
Ellis Brazee
February 4th, 2012
8:54 am
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