Have you ever lied on Match.com? Or created an account on Facebook using a fake name?

Did I say I went to Harvard? I meant ABAC! (AP Photo)
Do you have a teenage child that uses Google?
These common online behaviors aren’t illegal, yet.
A representative from the U.S. Department of Justice appeared before Congress Tuesday asking that august body to strengthen laws to “[improve] cybersecurity [of] our nation’s critical infrastructure, and the federal government’s own networks and computers.”
Noble goals, surely.
But the changes requested by Richard Downing, deputy chief of the Computer Crime and Intellectual Property Section at the Department of Justice, would also broadly criminalize many things Americans currently do online, NPR reports.
The Justice Department, it seems, want to make it a crime to violate a website’s terms of service.
No one bothers to actually read those things, but it is a violation of Facebook’s terms of service to provide any false information on your profile (like your height), create an account for anyone other than yourself (including pseudonyms), create more than one account. Match.com and other sites have similar rules.
Downing told Congress the new law would merely be “the latest development in the steady stream of progress we are making in securing cyberspace.”
Downing seems to realize that criminalizing violations of website terms of service is taking it too far in his testimony:
Some have argued that this can lead to prosecutions basedupon “mere” violations of website terms of service or use policies. As a result, some haveargued that the definition of “exceeds authorized access” in the CFAA should be restricted todisallow prosecutions based upon a violation of contractual agreements with an employer orservice provider. We appreciate this view, but we are concerned that that restricting the statute inthis way would make it difficult or impossible to deter and address serious insider threats throughprosecution.Some have argued that this can lead to prosecutions based upon “mere” violations of website terms of service or use policies. As a result, some have argued that the definition of “exceeds authorized access” in the [Computer Fraud and Abuse Act ] should be restricted to disallow prosecutions based upon a violation of contractual agreements with an employer or service provider [such as Facebook ]. We appreciate this view, but we are concerned that that restricting the statute in this way would make it difficult or impossible to deter and address serious insider threats through prosecution.
George Washington professor and attorney Orin S. Kerr pointed out to Congress that the new law would expose millions of Americans to federal prosecution.
The current version of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) poses a threat to the civil liberties of the millions of Americans who use computers and the Internet. As interpreted by the Justice Department, many if not most computer users violate the CFAA on a regular basis. Any of them could face arrest and criminal prosecution.
… The CFAA criminalizes conduct as innocuous as using a fake name on Facebook or lying about your weight in an online dating profile. That situation is intolerable. Routine computer use should not be a crime.
Kerr said the law is so broad it would make it a federal offense for a young teen to use Google, or to lie about how often you visit the gym on Match.com.
The Terms of Service of the popular Internet search engine Google.com says that “[y]ou may not use” Google if “you are not of legal age to form a binding contract with Google.” The legal age of contract formation in most states is 18. As a result, a 17-year-old who conducts a Google search in the course of researching a term paper has likely violated Google’s Terms of Service. According to the Justice Department’s interpretation of the statute, he or she is a criminal.
Lying on a dating site?
The Terms of Use of the popular Internet dating site Match.com says that “You will not provide inaccurate, misleading or false information . . . to any other Member.” If a user writes in his profile that he goes to the gym every day – but in truth he goes only once a month – he has violated Match.com’s Terms of Use. Similarly, a man who claims to be 5 foot 10 inches tall, but is only 5 foot 9 inches tall, has violated the Terms. So has a woman who claims to 32 years old but really is 33 years old. One study has suggested that about 80% of Internet dating profiles contain false or misleading information about height, weight and age alone.
Kerr takes his argument to absurdist realms.
Terms of Use can be arbitrary and even nonsensical. Anyone can set up a website and announce whatever Terms of Use they like. Perhaps the Terms of Use will declare that only registered Democrats can visit the website; or only people who have been to Alaska; or only people named “Frank.” Under the Justice Department’s interpretation of the statute, all of these Terms of Use can be criminally enforced.
Maybe the Patriot Act isn’t so bad after all.
93 comments Add your comment
Nunya Bidnezz
November 16th, 2011
9:16 pm
I am 6′4″ inches tall, 199 pounds, 32 yrs old, dark complexion, blue eyes, IQ is 164, I bench press 800 lbs, and can do a rubics cube in 8 seconds, I hope everyone on FB is as honest as I am.
krystle
November 16th, 2011
9:44 pm
Really? How about just making illegal to bully or harrass someone online, start with that. Google is a main search site, why would you make it illegal for teens to use it? sure you shouldn’t lie on match sites, but c’mon guys, get real here.
Jovan
November 16th, 2011
10:13 pm
More unconstitutional proposals, this time from Congress. It isn’t any different in Atlanta, Ga. or in Columbia.
WHY does EVERYTHING that Washington; Columbia; or Atlanta, Ga. DOES these days have to violate our Constitutional rights?
Zaquitchia
November 16th, 2011
10:23 pm
Oh crap, I once posted that the ajc was a good newspaper. That’ll no doubt be Exhibit A in my federal prosecution.
woodrow
November 16th, 2011
10:24 pm
Are you kidding? I would never tell real personal information on Facebook. There are too many criminals out there. I don’t think anybody should give real information on Facebook. I do not even use Facebook and never will if you cannot be anonymous.
Rosalund
November 16th, 2011
10:53 pm
I just emailed Congress to urge them to oppose the Internet Blacklist Legislation, known as the PROTECT-IP Act in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House. This legislation seeks to give the executive branch power to conduct slash-and-burn campaigns against websites that allegedly host – or even link to – content that infringes on intellectual property rights. That would “disappear” whole domain names, fundamentally undermining Internet security, and/or choke off their financial support. The Internet Blacklist Legislation puts more sites than ever at risk, effectively upending the DMCA safe harbors that have been crucial to the growth of Internet innovation and creativity.
This is American Censorship day….because of a bill congress is hearing on the Stop Online Piracy Act (H.R. 3261) today. But will pretty much shut down the net for any and every website could be shut down for bad report of some kind. It is something to look into and check out.
Patrick
November 16th, 2011
11:28 pm
Keep it up, and we’ll end up just like China.
wanderindiana
November 17th, 2011
12:15 am
Such talk is akin to planning to implant us with RFID chips to track our real-world movements and identify us everywhere we go, at every moment.
Do we really want the death of anonymity, virtual or real? Hell No!
Really???
November 17th, 2011
12:25 am
Sounds to me someone got lied to on a dating site and wants revenge.
chris
November 17th, 2011
1:15 am
yikkkes when crime is slow they make up some more reasons to take away our freedom and liberty. away. do something important Downing take away secure the bomb making devices in the middle east who makes the explosives and the rpgs maybe we can catch um on face book lying. what a waste of human effort jail ya for streaching the truth. sad indeed