Woman steals 26 boxes of condoms, ovulation test

Shoplifting cases are usually forgettable, but a Cobb arrest warrant issued Thursday is pregnant with intrigue. 10-24-11 Brooks A

According to Cobb police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated the Walgreens at 3033 Johnson Ferry Road in Marietta and made off with 26 boxes of condoms and an ovulation test.

And, perhaps in an homage to the film “Raising Arizona,” a box of Huggies baby wipes.

Total value of paradoxical purloined prophylactics: $562.68.

Walgreens workers saw Brooks enter the store Sept. 11, fill a shopping basket with condoms and march out the front door. She got into a vehicle, and the driver took off, but not before workers wrote down a tag number. Police eventually tracked down the driver, who gave police Brooks’ name.

Here’s a complete tally of what was taken:

5 boxes of Trojan
Magnum gold collection condoms, a box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms, 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms, 6 boxes of
Trojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms, 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms, 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube, a box of Trojan
Ultra Thin/ Sens Condoms, a Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls, a Huggies Natural Care wipes, and a First Response Digital Ovulation
Test Kit

* 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum gold collection condoms

* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms

* 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms

* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms

* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms

* 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube

* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Thin/ Sens Condoms

* Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls

* Huggies Natural Care wipes

* 1 First Response Digital Ovulation Test Kit

Brooks is an old hand at shoplifting, according to multiple Cobb warrants. In September, in what may be a desperate attempt to turn back the hands of time, she visited a Mableton CVS and took nine Oil of Olay products.

In 2009, she was charged with battery for head butting a man several times, causing his face and nose to swell.

She sounds like a tough, non-paying, customer.

73 comments Add your comment

kim

October 24th, 2011
12:02 pm

Alrighty then…….lol

CW

October 24th, 2011
12:09 pm

Looks like she should have stole some hair color while she was in there!!!!!!!

RS

October 24th, 2011
12:27 pm

Magnums, huh? Must like ‘em big! But it sounds like ‘hooker’ supplies to me…

Alicia Harris

October 24th, 2011
12:30 pm

Ovulation Kit? If she’s trying to get pregnant, she may want to lay off the condoms…just a thought! :-)

vckiller

October 24th, 2011
12:47 pm

Just another oogly Atlanta workin Ho

LydiasDad

October 24th, 2011
12:50 pm

Christina

October 24th, 2011
12:54 pm

Someone should seriously GIVE her some condoms so she never reproduces. Ever.

kimmy

October 24th, 2011
12:55 pm

Yep sounds like hooker supplies but who in their right mind would pay with her looking like that, ugh!

KP

October 24th, 2011
12:56 pm

she looks like a zombie from walking dead

LOL;)

October 24th, 2011
1:03 pm

ssmith

October 24th, 2011
1:07 pm

Couldn’t have hurt to try to make off with a little make-up to go with that hair color either.

thegrtsmom

October 24th, 2011
1:08 pm

LOL!!!! OMGoodness, someone please tell me this can’t be real…

M

October 24th, 2011
1:08 pm

We need to hold off on passing judgment. For all we know she could work part-time as a birthday clown and she was probably using the condoms to make balloon animals for the kiddies.

(Oddly enough, she would only be able to make snakes and salamanders)

DZ

October 24th, 2011
1:09 pm

@KP: Switch “walking” to another verb that ends with “-king,” and you’ve got a cable TV show.

Daryl-Atlanta

October 24th, 2011
1:18 pm

It was either steal them or pay for them with a “rubber” check.

Bill Clinton

October 24th, 2011
1:21 pm

Is she looking for a boyfriend ?

John Edwards

October 24th, 2011
1:22 pm

Sorry, Bill; I saw her first !

cornjolio

October 24th, 2011
1:23 pm

she could be on Real Housewives of Atlanta !

Relationship Expert

October 24th, 2011
1:32 pm

I can’t tell for sure from the mug shot; however, she is probably as wide as the great outdoors except with twice as many animals.

Noelle1966

October 24th, 2011
1:35 pm

If she wants to keep from getting pregnant, then she should steal something that works a lot better than condoms.

Leroy

October 24th, 2011
1:35 pm

What it gone be like?? She sho is ugly.

johnny fontane

October 24th, 2011
1:43 pm

Crack ho’s need lovin too.

Blowups

October 24th, 2011
1:45 pm

Have you seen the price of those helium baloons lately, it was her child’s birthday party and she needed some blowups.

JustSayin'

October 24th, 2011
1:59 pm

She really isn’t that bad looking. Remember that this is a mug shot……………..

Sluggo

October 24th, 2011
2:04 pm

@Just Sayin’

Been a long time for you there buddy?

B

October 24th, 2011
2:11 pm

At least she’s trying to be safe

Valerie

October 24th, 2011
2:14 pm

She looks like a guy to me. Really, take another look at the photo. That many condoms – come on now. Think about it. We are in the ATL…..

dIRK dIGGLER

October 24th, 2011
2:16 pm

Maybe her lover has a condom fetish. Put them all on at once after taken cialis..

boobity bill

October 24th, 2011
2:34 pm

she could have forgotten about the condoms if she would just stick to anal…then you could attempt to not look at that face!!

Andrew

October 24th, 2011
2:37 pm

uygd

October 24th, 2011
2:39 pm

time to resupply the ho house

My Mama

October 24th, 2011
2:41 pm

Ya’ll hush up! Dat my mama you talkin’ ’bout!

bloggirl

October 24th, 2011
2:46 pm

LOL!! and the stories get better in the HOT ATL. all i can say is at least she is using protection as crazy as this story may sound. AIDS is the number one killer among AA females in the ATL. thanks for the preventative reminders!!

Leroy

October 24th, 2011
2:53 pm

Only in the ATL, the Black MECCA. I am assuming she is black.

Tiger Woods

October 24th, 2011
3:17 pm

I would hit it

The Most Interesting Man in the World

October 24th, 2011
3:28 pm

Hey, isn’t that the Justin dude from the 1st American Idol? I was wondering what happened to that guy! Well, now we know.

1st Idiot

October 24th, 2011
3:28 pm

Her mama should have never gotton off condoms,lol.

pimp

October 24th, 2011
3:41 pm

Dang she ugly!!!

Barry Obama

October 24th, 2011
3:41 pm

She’s obviously a victim of Bush economic policies.

Perhaps a little bit of stimulus will ease her burden and she
can lead a productive life.

MR164164

October 24th, 2011
3:45 pm

That ish cray!

Fred G. Sanford

October 24th, 2011
3:52 pm

She was whupt with an ugly stick !

rw

October 24th, 2011
3:58 pm

Tools of the trade…ya think?

ugh!!

October 24th, 2011
4:08 pm

She missed the make up counter.

chudson2k

October 24th, 2011
4:25 pm

Wrap IT UP……….or is it Lock It Up? ………NO….Better Safe & and in jail….lol.

Fred G. Sanford

October 24th, 2011
4:26 pm

she’s auditioning for Real Housewives of Atlanta.

chudson2k

October 24th, 2011
4:31 pm

id put on 5 if i got with her!!!!

Betty

October 24th, 2011
4:35 pm

This women that was the shoplifting, sounds as if she has some serious issues going on with her mind..

Sheneka

October 24th, 2011
5:27 pm

She looks like one of the Woodruff Park occupiers, probably just making a supply run for the gang.

Fred G. Sanford

October 24th, 2011
6:15 pm

I’d have to wear a full body condom before getting near this ho !

chris

October 24th, 2011
6:37 pm

She makes the zombies from the living dead look good.