Shoplifting cases are usually forgettable, but a Cobb arrest warrant issued Thursday is pregnant with intrigue. 
According to Cobb police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated the Walgreens at 3033 Johnson Ferry Road in Marietta and made off with 26 boxes of condoms and an ovulation test.
And, perhaps in an homage to the film “Raising Arizona,” a box of Huggies baby wipes.
Total value of paradoxical purloined prophylactics: $562.68.
Walgreens workers saw Brooks enter the store Sept. 11, fill a shopping basket with condoms and march out the front door. She got into a vehicle, and the driver took off, but not before workers wrote down a tag number. Police eventually tracked down the driver, who gave police Brooks’ name.
Here’s a complete tally of what was taken:
5 boxes of TrojanMagnum gold collection condoms, a box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms, 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms, 6 boxes ofTrojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms, 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms, 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube, a box of TrojanUltra Thin/ Sens Condoms, a Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls, a Huggies Natural Care wipes, and a First Response Digital OvulationTest Kit* 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum gold collection condoms
* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms
* 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms
* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms
* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms
* 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube
* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Thin/ Sens Condoms
* Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls
* Huggies Natural Care wipes
* 1 First Response Digital Ovulation Test Kit
Brooks is an old hand at shoplifting, according to multiple Cobb warrants. In September, in what may be a desperate attempt to turn back the hands of time, she visited a Mableton CVS and took nine Oil of Olay products.
In 2009, she was charged with battery for head butting a man several times, causing his face and nose to swell.
She sounds like a tough, non-paying, customer.
73 comments Add your comment
Fred G. Sanford
October 24th, 2011
3:52 pm
She was whupt with an ugly stick !
rw
October 24th, 2011
3:58 pm
Tools of the trade…ya think?
ugh!!
October 24th, 2011
4:08 pm
She missed the make up counter.
chudson2k
October 24th, 2011
4:25 pm
Wrap IT UP……….or is it Lock It Up? ………NO….Better Safe & and in jail….lol.
Fred G. Sanford
October 24th, 2011
4:26 pm
she’s auditioning for Real Housewives of Atlanta.
chudson2k
October 24th, 2011
4:31 pm
id put on 5 if i got with her!!!!
Betty
October 24th, 2011
4:35 pm
This women that was the shoplifting, sounds as if she has some serious issues going on with her mind..
Sheneka
October 24th, 2011
5:27 pm
She looks like one of the Woodruff Park occupiers, probably just making a supply run for the gang.
Fred G. Sanford
October 24th, 2011
6:15 pm
I’d have to wear a full body condom before getting near this ho !
chris
October 24th, 2011
6:37 pm
She makes the zombies from the living dead look good.