Frisky TSA worker finds sex toy, leaves note

Jokes are more popular than a frisky TSA frisking, but what if you could combine the two and include a sex toy reference?

One carryon-checking TSA worker managed to do just that, according to an article posted on

Air traveler Jill Filipovic, who packs a “personal item,” sent the website an email including the pic of a a TSA luggage inspection notice adorned with a personal note from a federal worker – “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL.”

Filipovic, who writes the Feministe blog, seems to have a sense of humor; she gave the email a subject line of “Hilarious/Horrifying?”

I’d say neither.

It’s another unnecessary government intrusion into privacy, but I tend to be cranky and Libertarian on Mondays. At least the TSA worker didn’t provide his/her phone number.

In other news, TSA workers missed finding a loaded handgun that fell out of luggage in Los Angeles.

39 comments Add your comment


October 24th, 2011
12:55 pm

When you pack your toy you’ve got it coming to you. AHEM.

Bennie Franklin

October 24th, 2011
1:21 pm

Business as usual for the TSA. Their “officers” keep embarrassing the agency one perverted action at a time. How can anyone take this agency seriously? So these goons act like immature adolescents when they see a personal item in a suitcase, and we are supposed to believe they are somehow going to twart a terrorist? Yea right. This just proves this brazen abuse of passengers is rampant in this out of control rogue agency. I’ll bet some talking-head TSA spokesperson is going to release their generic response that they do to every TSA blunder real soon. “We’ve thoroughly investigated the incident and the officer followed procedures blahhhh blahhhh blahhhhh…..”

A B Normal

October 24th, 2011
1:58 pm

Beth agent who left the note farts in elevators. Juvenile.

A B Normal

October 24th, 2011
1:59 pm

“Bet the agent” (dang auto-corect)


October 24th, 2011
4:27 pm

they can find a sex toy but completely forget to find a loaded gun? i feel so secure! *sarcasm*

peter deter weter

October 24th, 2011
4:39 pm

maybe she ought to get the real deal sometimes and stop traveling with toys…this would be avoided…


October 24th, 2011
4:41 pm

AB Normal. Your note wasn’t even worth correcting…on a par with the TSA agent’s comment


October 24th, 2011
4:44 pm

OOOOHHH WEEE Turn it on!!!! Slow motion baby.


October 24th, 2011
4:51 pm

For every one person who writes that note, there are thousands who, upon finding such an item, ignore it and keep doing their job, rooting through your crap so you don’t end up a smoking greasy smear on the countryside. Get a little perspective, and a touch of gratitude.


October 24th, 2011
5:07 pm

She writes the feministe blog? That explains everything.


October 24th, 2011
5:08 pm



October 24th, 2011
5:12 pm

I once tape a note to the crotch of my wife’s panties when she was going on an extended business trip. It said ……………………………………………………..wish I were here!

Tech '10

October 24th, 2011
5:20 pm

HAHA!! Hilarious…


October 24th, 2011
5:35 pm

Well if La Femimniste would find herself a boyfriend she wouldn’t need to tote around a fake penis.


October 24th, 2011
5:53 pm

The stimulus working!

October 24th, 2011
6:02 pm

Mission: to stop and get rid of tolls along Georgia’s highways and roads. These roads were built with tax payer money and will be a boondoggle… Join us on


October 24th, 2011
6:04 pm

TSA can provide more criminals by turning over their employee rolls than by continuing the harassment of flyers.

Can't hear you

October 24th, 2011
6:09 pm

I’m sorry… I can’t hear these comments over the loud vibrating sound…


October 24th, 2011
6:21 pm

geez get a life


October 24th, 2011
6:26 pm

if she does get her freak on let us know at

Motocross Survivor

October 24th, 2011
6:45 pm

A memorable encounter I had with Atlanta TSA agent: She said, “gitcha hands outcha pockets and walk through.”


October 24th, 2011
7:53 pm

You have to remember that the TSA came about under W and Rummy and Skeletor (a.k.a. Chertoff). TSA employees were new federal employees lumped under “Homeland Security” (Oooo, what a scary name! Keep the sheeple scared!). They don’t have the same rights as regular federal employees (no collective bargaining, easily fired), their pay scale is lower, their educational requirments are lower, they’re “training” is not up to par with border agents, port authorities or your average gumshoe!
You get what you pay for, folks! And we didn’t pay much for TSA; the Yugo of federal agencies!


October 24th, 2011
8:12 pm

Well, at least he didn’t hold it up in the air and announce “Will the owner of this device please step forward to claim it? To make sure it isn’t explosive you must turn it on to show it works.”


October 24th, 2011
9:59 pm

People give TSA such a bum rap, you either want security or you don’t. You can not have it both ways, if you do not want your “personal things” gone through? leave them at home and stop your complaining. Lets see anyone of you do there job, chances are you would not have a clue.


October 24th, 2011
10:27 pm

Mary . . .

They can still do their jobs, without leaving juvenile comments in peoples luggage.


October 24th, 2011
10:28 pm

October 24th, 2011
9:59 pm

Mary, I do want security, but not elementary school behavior. Are you suggesting that if we want security, we must allow TSA agents to make rude jokes about us while submitting to inspection? Are you suggesting that if TSA agents call a woman out of an airplane to display and turn on a “personal item” that it is what we should expect of our fine professional TSA agents?(This actually has happened)

In my experience, most TSA agents do their jobs respectfully. Behavior as described in this article has nothing to do with security and should not be tolerated PERIOD.

phoenix falcon

October 24th, 2011
11:41 pm

how is this even a story? you don’t want your fake dick to be found leave it at home or catch the bus. You tsa hating people are fools, at some point i would hope that you people would grow up. YOU DON’T HAVE TO FLY, you can use the bus, a bike, rent a car, walk, take your own car, amtrak, cab, boat, swim, or stay da f at home, YOU DON’T WANT A PAT DOWN, YOU DON’T WANT YOUR ITEMS LOOKED THREW, THEN DON’T FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phoenix falcon

October 24th, 2011
11:47 pm


you don’t want to be made fun of, LEAVE YOUR FAKE DICK AT HOME. again, if you have a issue with TSA then stay home, don’t fly. I don’t like renting cars, the people that work at those places are stupid ( IMO ), so you know what i do, I DON’T RENT CARS, see how easy that is, you don’t like the TSA, THEN DON’T FLY, it’s not brain surgery, any fool can figure this out, you don’t like something, THEN DON’T DO IT.


October 25th, 2011
12:54 am

The TSA should be fired. The ignorant TSA agent was unproffessional. TSA agents will continue to get away with sexually abusing passagers with the wands that they use and inappropriate touching as long stupid people like Jill Filipovic finds humor in this abhorrent invasion of privacy.
I guess there is a special code of honor between nasty freaks. Ha Ha

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October 25th, 2011
7:07 am

Filipovic, what is that? a polack. FREAK!!!!! go to church and leave your dildoes behind, well not in your behind. FREAK!!!!!!!


October 25th, 2011
7:49 am

This person should be fired!!!! She and her employer should have to face a lawsuit.


October 25th, 2011
8:36 am

Don’t leave home without it.

Mr. Obvious

October 25th, 2011
11:27 am

The “phoenix falcon” poster is either a TSA Agent, related to a TSA agent, dependent on $$ from a TSA Agent or “kicking it with” a TSA Agent.

Every TSA Agent needs to be fired and sent back to the airport food court where they all belong.

T.hieves S.teal A.nything

October 27th, 2011
12:14 am

yeah… i feel much safer after leroy with the gold teef has inspected my bags… now can someone inspect leroy’s pockets?

Brick Pilot

October 27th, 2011
7:10 pm

Perhaps she can find another compartment to place the object in for travel, so it won’t be in either her luggage or carryon. As long as TSA doesn’t go poking around in there too! I have no problem with her bringing along the toy, it’s cheaper than paying for a man’s ticket.


October 28th, 2011
12:22 am

Please tell me how you take a bus from England to Ireland, Phoenix Falcon. How about to Hawaii? Go ahead, let’s hear it.


October 28th, 2011
12:24 am

Oh, and while you’re at it, let’s hear what you think of VIPR on the roadways. What is your solution there? Don’t like it, don’t drive? I get the feeling that if you aren’t a troll, which I highly suspect, then you are of the mindset that if the TSA were frisking pedestrians on every street corner, you would say, “IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT LEAVE UR HOUSE GOD ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE HERE PPL”


October 28th, 2011
10:08 am

A feminist with a dong fetish, irony