Serial school pooper arrested

One of Florida’s greatest crime mysteries has been solved, Ocala police say, with the arrest of the infamous “serial pooper” of Ft. King Middle School.

It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out what this guy is up to.

It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out what this guy is up to.

The Gainesville Sun reports Kenneth Martin Sarsony, 23, was arrested for allegedly defecating at least five times in front of a door at the school since early September.

Police used surveillance video to wipe the school crime log clean.

I’m no Matlock, but it may have been easier for detectives to just arrest the guy walking down the street toting a roll of toilet paper.

Police received two calls from the public identifying Sarsony in the video.

Sarsony, arrested at work, said he was defecating at the school because he was in “bad spirits” and “needed help.”

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Chi

October 12th, 2011
10:24 am

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Bokesha

October 12th, 2011
12:08 pm

“One of Florida’s greatest crime mysteries has been solved,…”

It appears there’s been some movement in this case.

willydoit?

October 12th, 2011
2:07 pm

Now ain’t that some crap??

EAVBlue

October 12th, 2011
2:07 pm

I’m glad Florida is wiping the state clean of these crooks

BB

October 12th, 2011
4:33 pm

Something about this case stinks

Mike Oxlong

October 12th, 2011
4:34 pm

This case won’t be finished until all the paperwork is done.

freemerryjane

October 12th, 2011
6:30 pm

Police used surveillance video to “wipe the school crime log clean”

Hysterical who writes this stuff? lol

ernest

October 12th, 2011
8:31 pm

This guy was full of Sl-liT.

smjohnston

October 13th, 2011
9:11 am

EEeeeewwwwwwwww

mike

October 13th, 2011
9:34 pm

This will certainly go down into the ANALs of police history. did they put the evidence somewhere deep in the bowels of the propert room?

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Got him

October 24th, 2011
6:13 pm

Whew, he’s arrested. That’s a LOAD off my mind…

Al Kada

October 24th, 2011
9:54 pm

“…he was defecating at the school because he was in “bad spirits” and “needed help.”
Yeah, no s#@t!