One of Florida’s greatest crime mysteries has been solved, Ocala police say, with the arrest of the infamous “serial pooper” of Ft. King Middle School.
The Gainesville Sun reports Kenneth Martin Sarsony, 23, was arrested for allegedly defecating at least five times in front of a door at the school since early September.
Police used surveillance video to wipe the school crime log clean.
I’m no Matlock, but it may have been easier for detectives to just arrest the guy walking down the street toting a roll of toilet paper.
Police received two calls from the public identifying Sarsony in the video.
Sarsony, arrested at work, said he was defecating at the school because he was in “bad spirits” and “needed help.”