Redheads rejected by sperm banks

It’s so tough being a redhead the world’s largest sperm bank won’t accept donations.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

That’s not a joke.

There’s no demand for redheaded babies says Ole Schou, the director of the Cryos International, in Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet.

“I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner — for example, the sterile male — has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case,” said Schou.

The hue and cry of discrimination will not be raised by brunettes with brown eyes, whose sperm is in high demand.

There’s a severe shortage of Indian sperm, said Schou, because India does not allow sperm or eggs to be exported.

Those looking to make $500 for a donation face an upstream battle: Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen and there’s 600 donors chomping at the tiny cup to give more.

140 comments Add your comment

GTT

September 19th, 2011
11:05 am

What if only your beard is red?

Hot and Fresh

September 19th, 2011
11:14 am

Which beard?

rollthatclip

September 19th, 2011
11:19 am

nice one Hot and Fresh! Does the carpet match the curtains?

WFT

September 19th, 2011
11:23 am

Slow News day??

Ginger Mama

September 19th, 2011
11:30 am

Bite me. It’s a recessive gene. Know what that means? It WILL come back in your lineage, when you least expect it, maybe even in your own litter of spawn. Furthermore, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF WILLING DONORS to fertilize our eggs/seeds the old fashioned way, so um… despite all the yammering, we are NOT going extinct! Get over it.

Me

September 19th, 2011
11:36 am

You know… ginger kids steal your breath at night and have a feast of the damned in cornfields every fall. #fact

dood

September 19th, 2011
11:37 am

With the exception of comedian Carrot Top. He looks great!

Fire in the Hole

September 19th, 2011
11:40 am

Redheads are the bomb!!

gingerfux

September 19th, 2011
11:41 am

yeah, red hair is a real turnoff. Ill remember that next time im drying my willy off .

JJ

September 19th, 2011
11:41 am

Yeah, he looks like a great big MUTANT GINGER!!

What???

September 19th, 2011
11:41 am

Ginger kids are initiated in their unholy alliance at age 2 1/2. Why do you think they love Elmo so much? He’s RED!! BOOM!!!

Billy

September 19th, 2011
11:43 am

Except for Ginger on Gilligan’s Island, I’ve never seen a good looking redhead. Most of those that do look good dye their hair. To each his own, but gimme a brunette. You junior high school kids can have all the blondes…

What???

September 19th, 2011
11:44 am

It’s called Gingervitis.

What???

September 19th, 2011
11:45 am

Judas was a ginger.

D.B. Cooper

September 19th, 2011
11:46 am

“Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen”

I just had to read this while I was eating, didn’t I?

James

September 19th, 2011
11:49 am

Dont feel bad redheads sperm banks wont accept donations from us black men regardless of hair color.

What the.............?

September 19th, 2011
11:55 am

Ummm….why is THIS even in the news?

Mr. Ed

September 19th, 2011
12:01 pm

What’s the going rate to fill up a test tube these days?

MyPatootie

September 19th, 2011
12:05 pm

Simple way around it. Just dye your hair, but do a good job of it.

Siege

September 19th, 2011
12:32 pm

Personally I have a preference for redheads. The redder the better! And if they have matching facial or chest hair that’s the best of all.

TinaTeach

September 19th, 2011
12:38 pm

I love my red headed husband. I can only hope my children will get his beautiful auburn colored hair (but my green eyes!).

Blondes are boring, brown hair’s okay, but I love my Day Walker!

Carla

September 19th, 2011
1:01 pm

It’s true. Gingers will steal your souls.

Peaches

September 19th, 2011
1:19 pm

When you guys grow up and want a REAL woman get yourself a true redhead! She will rock your world in every way imaginable and I promise you will forget all about those run of the mill brunettes and blondes!

Ralph

September 19th, 2011
1:21 pm

So why is prostitution illegal when a more personal thing like sperm is for sale? If you can’t make your own babies, adopt.

garfield

September 19th, 2011
1:23 pm

im a redhead that had a redheaded girlfriend and people thought i was poking my sister but thex rocked!

Big C

September 19th, 2011
1:27 pm

I think redheads are beautiful! peaches, you sound hot!!!

Peaches

September 19th, 2011
1:30 pm

Thank Big C! rumor has it… I am!

shaggy

September 19th, 2011
1:33 pm

There ain’t NOTHING better than a hot redhead…bar none. SmOkIn HoT!!!!!

KJ

September 19th, 2011
1:51 pm

“There’s a severe shortage of Indian sperm”

I work in IT, and I can say with complete certainty that this is NOT true.

cameron

September 19th, 2011
2:11 pm

natural red heads gross me out…pale skin, freaky freckles everywhere, & the weirdest color nipples! no thank you.

BetterDeadThanRed

September 19th, 2011
2:11 pm

Redheads smell funny.

Michael

September 19th, 2011
2:12 pm

Amen! Less gingers please – MORE blondes!!!

Emily

September 19th, 2011
2:14 pm

I dated a day walker girl once and let me just say – they ain’t all they’re cracked up to be!! zzzzzzz

Deb

September 19th, 2011
2:16 pm

My redhead is well endowed – another benefit of that gene!!!!

CKM

September 19th, 2011
2:21 pm

@ Peaches, There’s no such thing as a hot red-head. Your skin is probably translucent and covered with all those hideous orange spots. I suppose you can take comfort in the fact that you can tell faceless people that you would rock their world. My response to you: Barf

Jeremy R.

September 19th, 2011
2:30 pm

@ CKM, amen! they try to play up the whole “oooh were different looking so therefore we must be hot! fiery! enticing!” when in actuality, no sweetheart, you are not. creepy white skin covered in freckles with orange hair just doesn’t do it for me.

dr. ben

September 19th, 2011
2:31 pm

No more ginger kids. Eric cartman is celebrating somewhere in South Park.

xcvzx

September 19th, 2011
2:36 pm

gingers are weird

xcvzx

September 19th, 2011
2:37 pm

im at school and soooo bored

Ginger Mama

September 19th, 2011
2:37 pm

If everyone were attracted to the same narrow subset of physical attributes, then you bigoted losers would all be vying for the attention of the same five hot women you have NO chance of getting. Fortunately for you, evolution has ensured that somewhere, somebody will find even the likes of CKM and Jeremy R attractive, (but not so many that you wear your tiny little zip drives out, thanks goodness!)

Fortunately for us, too, some people like strawberry flavored milkshakes and peach pie. And yes, we’ll make more.

Natural redhead

September 19th, 2011
2:43 pm

WOW! I can’t believe all the people that are so ignorant. There is nothing wrong with readheads, gingers or whatever you all feel you need to call us. I have red hair and my oldest son has the same color red hair. I can say I have NATURAL hair…unlike all the nasty bleached blondes out there! Never will I understand why men love blondes with roots showing. I am glad I don’t look like all the rest of the boring women out there.

Unusual Suspect

September 19th, 2011
2:48 pm

I’m a beautiful African American natural born redhead…. I don’t see what this discussion is really about other than people showing their ignorance…

kmb

September 19th, 2011
2:54 pm

What fools!!
“A red-headed woman makes the choo-choo jumps its tracks.”

TrishaDishaWarEagle

September 19th, 2011
3:11 pm

So wait..they let David Crosby give sperm,,,but not redheads?

krt

September 19th, 2011
3:22 pm

A firecrotch will rock your world! Trust me!!!

CKM

September 19th, 2011
3:23 pm

@ Ginger Mama, 1) I am a straight female. Therefore, I am not seeking out “the same five hot women” that according to you, I would “have NO chance of getting”. 2) One is not necessarily a “bigot” for voicing ones opinions in a non-violent manner. 3) I can speak on my behalf that men do find me attractive and am willing to bet women find Jeremy R attractive as well. If possible, I would post a picture. That being said, Farewell Ronald and have a pleasant afternoon coating yourself with SPF 50.

Becca

September 19th, 2011
3:25 pm

Both parents much carry a gene for a red haired child. My oldest has red hair, my father is red and my husband’s biological father is also. I had a Great Uncle who was also a red head. My cousin is a copper penny red and NONE of her 6 children is red. So, guess what: you may “think” you won’t have a red headed child, but that just isn’t the case. Good God folks, take what you’re given and love that child. Are we such a pathetic society that we reject haircolor now?

Ken Kahn

September 19th, 2011
3:30 pm

You know what they say about red headed step children. Now we have a way to elimimate them completely! Very NAZI, don’t you think?

Peaches

September 19th, 2011
3:44 pm

@CKM…you my friend are not even worthy of a response other than to say, I will simply bask in the knowledge that my beauty is real and be grateful you are not a part of my life!

Me

September 19th, 2011
4:03 pm

Makes sense. Who wants a kid without a soul? LOL

MK

September 19th, 2011
4:20 pm

“AN UPSTREAM battle???” LOL WOW Mr. Mathis!

JHW

September 19th, 2011
4:22 pm

Redheads are the best. Any form, natural or not. Hands down.

lawzoo

September 19th, 2011
4:28 pm

auburn sucks !

CKM

September 19th, 2011
4:30 pm

@ Peaches, I am not your friend. In addition, if I am “not even worthy of a response”, then why are you posting one? I have a feeling I know why….you seem to be very insecure and “getting the last word in” makes you feel empowered. Go ahead. I passed boredom with this subject a while ago.

Dana P.

September 19th, 2011
4:35 pm

I think red heads are beautiful!

Dana P.

September 19th, 2011
4:35 pm

I think red heads are beautiful!

Girl with redheaded family

September 19th, 2011
4:40 pm

@Becca..You nailed it..My Mom and Dad both had black hair..Out of ten kids, they have 2 that are red headed..My oldest sister has red hair and two of her kids have red hair..Plus she has two redheaded granbabies..Another sister has light brown hair and her ex had jet black hair, they have three redheaded daughters..I have a redheaded husband, that I wouldn’t trade for anything..

DGAD

September 19th, 2011
4:42 pm

As a lifelong redhead, I can honestly say that if a sperm bank turns me down, it will be the first time I have been rejected.

P.S. If you made fun of redheads when you were growing up and then appear at your 20 year reunion with “red” hair, you are a ^$&^@$!@^!!!!

Ginger Mama

September 19th, 2011
4:57 pm

Just WOW! If she is compelled to state publicly how ugly and repulsive she finds someone else in order to feel good about herself, how beautiful could she be? Does she think ridiculing others for their genetic coloring makes her MORE beautiful? Pale skin is skin deep, but that kind of ugly goes all the way to the bone. YUCK!

Bald

September 19th, 2011
5:18 pm

I wouldn’t think there would be much need for nappy heads!

Not Disappointed!

September 19th, 2011
5:26 pm

I love red headed woman, but this is a dude. What’s the deal anyway?

Adam

September 19th, 2011
5:31 pm

70 liters, can anyone say yuck. Just not a good mental picture.

Spanky

September 19th, 2011
6:08 pm

I was stroking it back in the day, making a $1,000 to $1,500 every afternoon. Now, as the cup runneth over, I’m drawing unemployment. Like the Phoenix, I shall rise again.

GS

September 19th, 2011
6:20 pm

Champing at the bit. Not chomping.

sks

September 19th, 2011
6:27 pm

Everyone knows that genes can be recessive. My husband is blond (light brown) and blue eyed while I am dark brown (almost black) and hazel eyes. Our first child is dark brown hair and eyes while our daughter is a redhead with blue eyes. My grandmother had “lucille ball” red hair which is where we think hers came from. I was just thankful that we have happy healthy children and we do not care what color their eyes or hair is.

dee

September 19th, 2011
6:36 pm

can anybody name five hot red heads??? anyone….anyone…….I say we need more megan fox types. Dark hair and green eyes.

Jessica Rabbit

September 19th, 2011
6:40 pm

“Dont hate me for being drawn this way”… no more for being born this way. IF you really care who ‘rejects’ you then your insecurity runs deeper than you think. In a matter of years, if you have hair at all, it’ll be white. Get over your self. I been a Red head and proud of it. I know whom I am–I’m not out to please any of you. Least I dont dye it to pretend. What a joke.

Redheads ARE Beautiful!

September 19th, 2011
6:53 pm

Stop blocking me!

Open Your Eyes!

September 19th, 2011
7:06 pm

Still blocking me!

STOP BLOCKING MY LIST OF BEAUTFUL REDHEADS

September 19th, 2011
7:11 pm

Enter your comments here

Marcia Cross, Alyson Hannigan, Maureen O'Hara, Mitzi Gaynor, Clara Bow, Marilyn Monroe, Julia Roberts

September 19th, 2011
7:15 pm

Enter your comments here

Guinness

September 19th, 2011
7:28 pm

This is not too surprising. Across the world some stupid people value males over females, so they abort the child, so now this attitude has guaranteed that there will NOT be a woman available @ some future point in time – like how stupid you ignorant people. In other parts of the world, albino body parts are so valuable that the albino fear for their life. Now, we here in this country this… Funny, I was told by one of my dad’s friend how disappointed he was in learning that I was a redhead. Well, my dad died alone! Oh yea, people are ignorant and just suck in general.

curious

September 19th, 2011
7:29 pm

This meaning of this message might not be black or white to most, but I bet it will be read all over.

Look It Up

September 19th, 2011
7:30 pm

Marilyn Monroe, Cleopatra, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet, Alicia Witt, Isla Fisher, Lauren Ambrose, Julianne Moore, Gillian Anderson, Mitzi Gaynor, Debra Messing, Marcia Cross, Gates McFadden

Famous Redheaded Men, too

September 19th, 2011
7:33 pm

Galileo, Gen. George Custer, Napoleon Bonaparte, Thomas Jefferson, Willie Nelson, Mark Twain, Sir Winston Churchill, James Joyce, Antonio Vivaldi, Conan O’Brien, Ron Howard, Robert Redford, King David of Israel

:(

September 19th, 2011
7:35 pm

I can’t believe how horrible some of these comments are. It’s like the Nazis talking about Jews or the KKK talking about African-Americans. This hatred of red-haired, freckled people is hurting my feelings. And yes I have a soul, and it’s not one I stole from somebody else, so don’t even start that mess.

Pay Attention

September 19th, 2011
7:40 pm

The greatest actress in the history of motion pictures, Katharine Hepburn, WAS A REDHEAD!

BLONDEE

September 19th, 2011
7:43 pm

SORRY, BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
“Emily

September 19th, 2011
2:14 pm
I dated a day walker girl once and let me just say – they ain’t all they’re cracked up to be!!

WHAT IS A “DAY WALKER”????

Redheads Are Funny, too

September 19th, 2011
7:45 pm

Two of the most successful comediens in television history, Lucille Ball and Carole Burnette WERE/ARE REDHEADS!

Debbie Reynolds is a redhead. So is Tina Louise (Gilligan’s Island).

Flashing Red... Um... Light!

September 19th, 2011
7:48 pm

Ginger Mama, don’t worry, there are plenty of us around and growing. Me, my kids, and all my grandkids are redheaded, in various shades of red, but definitely red nonetheless! Our numbers are actually expanding in spite of idiot sperm banks such as this.

Jesse walker

September 19th, 2011
7:50 pm

Well enough said i’m a red head a damn proud of it. It is what it is besides red heads are better in bed.

They're Great Artists and Writers, too

September 19th, 2011
7:59 pm

Some of the most expensive paintings in the world, including “Vase With 15 Sunflowers,” were painted by none other than Vincent van Gogh…WHO WAS A REDHEAD!

Antonio Vivaldi, Emily Dickinson, James Joyce and Mark Twain were also REDHEADS, thank you very much.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:02 pm

Make no mistake. Ginger kids are evil. You know who was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that’s all.

So what?

September 19th, 2011
8:11 pm

Hitler had brown hair.

So, what’s your point?

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:14 pm

Ginger kids have no soul

Masters Degree

September 19th, 2011
8:18 pm

I am a DONOR and it is the easiest money I have made…. You would be surprised how much you really get screened… for everything…

Eric C Is Prejudiced

September 19th, 2011
8:20 pm

Benito Mussolini had black hair, Eric.

What’s your hair color, you prejudiced jerk?

Eric C Has No Soul

September 19th, 2011
8:23 pm

Mikhail Rasputin had black hair, Eric.

What’s your color, besides prejudiced?

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:23 pm

Ginger Kids Are A Dangerous Problem. And We Must Get Rid Of Them Before Its Too Late, So if you think ginger kids aren’t a big problem. Think Again

John Brown

September 19th, 2011
8:26 pm

I knew a redhead at the U of Orygun and I would eat the peanuts and corn…

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:30 pm

How do I reach these kids?

okfornow

September 19th, 2011
8:32 pm

For those who mentioned “lucille ball red hair” – She was actually black headed. She only went red after a movie agent strongly suggested that she go red for a particular spot in a movie – she did, and always dyed her hair red after that.

Eric C Is A Sad Loser

September 19th, 2011
8:37 pm

Hey, Eric…loser…

Josef Mengele and Joseph Goebbels both had dark hair.

Just like you, right?

She Became Famous As A REDHEAD

September 19th, 2011
8:48 pm

Lucille Ball was a natural BRUNETTE. She did NOT have black hair. She merely dyed her brunette hair flaming red, which became her trademark. So, it was with RED hair that she became a film star and successful comedien. Close enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:59 pm

A ginger kid is a person with red hair and freckles. When you see a ginger kid you say “gross”

Eric C Wets His Pants

September 19th, 2011
9:05 pm

When you see Eric C, take him home to Mommy, so she can change his prejudiced diaper.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
9:09 pm

Gingers Suffer from a disease called gingervitis

Cane89

September 19th, 2011
9:10 pm

I think that reds are beautiful women.

Eric C = Born Loser

September 19th, 2011
9:14 pm

That one’s already been trotted out, Eric.

Go clean your diaper and see if you can come up with something a little more clever, prejudice boy.

Even More

September 19th, 2011
9:16 pm

Maureen O’Sullivan, Clara Bow, Molly Ringwald, Jayma Mays, Amy Adams, Molly Ringwald, Alyson Hannigan

Hot, Hot, Hot!

September 19th, 2011
9:17 pm

Rachael Hurd-Wood.

Look her up.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
9:17 pm

You got some sand in your vagina?

He Said Vagina!

September 19th, 2011
9:18 pm

Where’s the censors on this board?

Your Post Has Been Reported to AJC, Eric C

September 19th, 2011
9:23 pm

Your days of posting on this blog are numbered, loser.

Ginger Island

September 19th, 2011
9:30 pm

Well as an attractive Ginger I have had more than my share of males hitting on me BECAUSE of my auburn hair, include but not limited to my brunette husband. I really wanted a redheaded baby but it is recessive, so I got brunettes. But I long for a red headed grandchild one day.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
9:32 pm

Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires.

Ginger Island

September 19th, 2011
9:35 pm

And my red headed mother was Swedish and an Ann Margaret look a like

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
9:43 pm

Screw you guys, I’m going home

dre

September 19th, 2011
9:56 pm

never seen an ugly redhead woman. red head men don’t look so good

Gingers Rock

September 19th, 2011
10:10 pm

Whether male or female, redheads are HOT! The pale skin and freckles are nice too!

I’d take a pale redhead ANY DAY over those tanned jersey shore losers.

Atlanta Academic

September 19th, 2011
10:14 pm

Eugenics, look it up. No more top of the Earth people with their snowshoe feet and Siberian Huskie eyes. Only James Michener’s “Golden Man” becomes acceptable. As species are reduced or become extinct all other remaining few species become susceptible to extinction. Easter Island comes to mind.

POTUS

September 19th, 2011
10:18 pm

President Andrew Jackson was a redhead.

So was President Martin Van Buren.

Atlanta Academic = Hitler Protege

September 19th, 2011
10:21 pm

Your prejudice is showing Atlanta Aca-Hitler Youth.

POTUS-2

September 19th, 2011
10:28 pm

President George Washington was a REDHEAD.

List Goes On...

September 19th, 2011
10:33 pm

J-K Rowling, Woody Allen, Tori Amos, Boris Becker, William Blake, David Bowie, Lord Byron, David Carruso, Christopher Columbus, Oliver Cromwell, James Cagney, Bette Davis, Prince Harry of Wales, Stan Laurel, D-H Lawrence, Sinclair Lewis, Mary Queen of Scots, Henri Matisse, Mark McGwire, Sarah McLachlan, Bette Midler, Van Morrison, Jack Nicklaus, Ezra Pound, Ginger Rogers, Jean Paul Sartre, William Shakespeare, Bill Walton

Love Her or Hate Her...

September 19th, 2011
10:43 pm

Lindsey Lohan

Top this...

September 19th, 2011
10:49 pm

Two-time Olympic Gold medalist, snowboarder Shaun White.

Redheaded.

Fight The Prejudice!

September 19th, 2011
11:05 pm

Why buy a baby at a sperm bank anyway?

It’s more fun to make your own!

Power To Natural Redheads!

Atlanta Academic

September 19th, 2011
11:11 pm

Only one species. The result is disastorous. Always even the slightest tip, Even a mosquito.

Atlanta Academic

September 19th, 2011
11:28 pm

A mosquito can tip the scales if you choose to be only one species.

Atlanta Academic

September 19th, 2011
11:33 pm

Easter Island is not an option. Discourse should be above the belt. I think it matters.

ElreyJones

September 19th, 2011
11:37 pm

Whew!!! Last week there was the same article saying that the sperm banks would not accept blacks with kinky black hair and IQs below 85. Whew!! I guess they made up for it this week with the redhead story.

bake

September 19th, 2011
11:43 pm

i’ve dated two redheads. the real redhead who’s drapes matched the curtains…she was a freakin’ psycho but a lot of fun in the sac. the fake redhead unfortunately didn’t provide so much fire. as i always say though…any action is better than going to school @ byu!!! chooochoooooooo!!!!!!

Kat

September 20th, 2011
12:51 am

Why do any of you, male or female – redheaded or not – think that sexual prowess and abilities are somehow defined by the color of one’s hair (real or manufactured)?

srsly

September 20th, 2011
6:14 am

Ladies if the sperm bank won’t give you a loan because of your red hair, just look me up. I will help for free!!!

KV

September 20th, 2011
6:50 am

I’ve seen exactly two redheads I thought were attractive. Melissa Gilbert and Patricia Tallman. I’ve yet to actually meet a redhead in person that is attractive to me. I don’t like pale skin–I’m actually a white male that prefers black females–or the millions of tiny liver spots.

RedHead

September 20th, 2011
7:46 am

Yes, I have strawberry red hair, very fair skin (No freckles,thank you very much), hazel eyes, real men can’t get enough of me – I’m that elusive dream girl – don’t knock it, if you don’t know anything about it….

rexdogma

September 20th, 2011
9:04 am

This is really interesting, Especially when the #1 hair dye sales are red, auburn, and other red variations strawberry blond.

rexdogma

September 20th, 2011
9:05 am

redhead, I totally agree.

ha

September 20th, 2011
9:39 am

No1 hair coloring sold worldwide. Must be afraide of Ginger jackhammes in that country.

Blue Eyed Girl

September 20th, 2011
9:41 am

BTW…this true redhead has a great natural tan!

hryder

September 20th, 2011
10:29 am

Been seeing a dermatologist every 3-4 months since 6/1975. Light skinned, light haired, light eyed people, according to all my dermatologists, have over twice the chances of developing skin cancers and precursors if exposed to the suns rays as often when no precautions are taken. When one is over exposed to sun rays through whatever means and reasons, one is likely to develop one or all of the three skin cancers and the third will be fatal if not noticed and eradicated in a relatively short time. This is a possible major problem for all, who are genetically redheaded or blond. I am genetically a blond.

Jyn

September 21st, 2011
11:58 am

My husband and both of his siblings are redheads…neither of their parents or grandparents were, and so far none of the children in the next generation are redheads either…

So somebody please tell me why they seem to think that red hair is suddenly a dominant gene that they can remove by simply not allowing redheads to donate? lol

Lil' Ginge

September 22nd, 2011
7:18 pm

I feel special and empowered because of all the controversy over something as boring as hair color… oh, also because I’m a full bred readhead with porcelain skin and an attitude. What more could you ask for?

proud to be a redhead

September 22nd, 2011
8:27 pm

i am a red head but i can actually get tan and ive had countless guys tell me they love my freckles and green eyes, I stand out and look unique. i am proud to not look like different from everyone else.

Eric C is Deprived

September 22nd, 2011
9:06 pm

Obviously some people have never known the pleasure of a good game of connecting the dots or finding constellations on beautiful dappled skin. Or for that matter, looking at red hair in full sunligh.t. The universe is in there. Poor Eric C.

michael marson

September 29th, 2011
6:46 pm

Hello, I am an attractive individual with auburn hair. I have a great personality, big brown eyes, a great smile, and most tell me I am so nice to look at. I find this appolling due to the fact that you focus on hair color. What about education, class and personality? Everybody color has its beauty….it is all about the characteristics other than hair colr. So, per say, redhead sperm donations would be denied, but A dark haired man on welfare and no education would not be. So FUNNY! What about a hairy man? Some women hate a man with hair on their back. Let’s face it, if you have class, everybody, regardless of hair color, is equal.

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Lol wut

November 13th, 2011
8:47 pm

People take south park too seriously. If there is a God, gingers DO have souls…

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