Redheads rejected by sperm banks

It’s so tough being a redhead the world’s largest sperm bank won’t accept donations.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

That’s not a joke.

There’s no demand for redheaded babies says Ole Schou, the director of the Cryos International, in Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet.

“I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner — for example, the sterile male — has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case,” said Schou.

The hue and cry of discrimination will not be raised by brunettes with brown eyes, whose sperm is in high demand.

There’s a severe shortage of Indian sperm, said Schou, because India does not allow sperm or eggs to be exported.

Those looking to make $500 for a donation face an upstream battle: Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen and there’s 600 donors chomping at the tiny cup to give more.

140 comments Add your comment

Jesse walker

September 19th, 2011
7:50 pm

Well enough said i’m a red head a damn proud of it. It is what it is besides red heads are better in bed.

They're Great Artists and Writers, too

September 19th, 2011
7:59 pm

Some of the most expensive paintings in the world, including “Vase With 15 Sunflowers,” were painted by none other than Vincent van Gogh…WHO WAS A REDHEAD!

Antonio Vivaldi, Emily Dickinson, James Joyce and Mark Twain were also REDHEADS, thank you very much.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:02 pm

Make no mistake. Ginger kids are evil. You know who was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that’s all.

So what?

September 19th, 2011
8:11 pm

Hitler had brown hair.

So, what’s your point?

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:14 pm

Ginger kids have no soul

Masters Degree

September 19th, 2011
8:18 pm

I am a DONOR and it is the easiest money I have made…. You would be surprised how much you really get screened… for everything…

Eric C Is Prejudiced

September 19th, 2011
8:20 pm

Benito Mussolini had black hair, Eric.

What’s your hair color, you prejudiced jerk?

Eric C Has No Soul

September 19th, 2011
8:23 pm

Mikhail Rasputin had black hair, Eric.

What’s your color, besides prejudiced?

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:23 pm

Ginger Kids Are A Dangerous Problem. And We Must Get Rid Of Them Before Its Too Late, So if you think ginger kids aren’t a big problem. Think Again

John Brown

September 19th, 2011
8:26 pm

I knew a redhead at the U of Orygun and I would eat the peanuts and corn…