It’s so tough being a redhead the world’s largest sperm bank won’t accept donations.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.
That’s not a joke.
There’s no demand for redheaded babies says Ole Schou, the director of the Cryos International, in Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet.
“I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner — for example, the sterile male — has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case,” said Schou.
The hue and cry of discrimination will not be raised by brunettes with brown eyes, whose sperm is in high demand.
There’s a severe shortage of Indian sperm, said Schou, because India does not allow sperm or eggs to be exported.
Those looking to make $500 for a donation face an upstream battle: Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen and there’s 600 donors chomping at the tiny cup to give more.
140 comments Add your comment
What???
September 19th, 2011
11:41 am
Ginger kids are initiated in their unholy alliance at age 2 1/2. Why do you think they love Elmo so much? He’s RED!! BOOM!!!
Billy
September 19th, 2011
11:43 am
Except for Ginger on Gilligan’s Island, I’ve never seen a good looking redhead. Most of those that do look good dye their hair. To each his own, but gimme a brunette. You junior high school kids can have all the blondes…
What???
September 19th, 2011
11:44 am
It’s called Gingervitis.
What???
September 19th, 2011
11:45 am
Judas was a ginger.
D.B. Cooper
September 19th, 2011
11:46 am
“Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen”
I just had to read this while I was eating, didn’t I?
James
September 19th, 2011
11:49 am
Dont feel bad redheads sperm banks wont accept donations from us black men regardless of hair color.
What the.............?
September 19th, 2011
11:55 am
Ummm….why is THIS even in the news?
Mr. Ed
September 19th, 2011
12:01 pm
What’s the going rate to fill up a test tube these days?
MyPatootie
September 19th, 2011
12:05 pm
Simple way around it. Just dye your hair, but do a good job of it.
Siege
September 19th, 2011
12:32 pm
Personally I have a preference for redheads. The redder the better! And if they have matching facial or chest hair that’s the best of all.