Redheads rejected by sperm banks

It’s so tough being a redhead the world’s largest sperm bank won’t accept donations.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

'Survival of the fittest' at the earliest stage.

That’s not a joke.

There’s no demand for redheaded babies says Ole Schou, the director of the Cryos International, in Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet.

“I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner — for example, the sterile male — has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case,” said Schou.

The hue and cry of discrimination will not be raised by brunettes with brown eyes, whose sperm is in high demand.

There’s a severe shortage of Indian sperm, said Schou, because India does not allow sperm or eggs to be exported.

Those looking to make $500 for a donation face an upstream battle: Cryos has reached its peak capacity of 70 liters of semen and there’s 600 donors chomping at the tiny cup to give more.

140 comments Add your comment

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:30 pm

How do I reach these kids?

okfornow

September 19th, 2011
8:32 pm

For those who mentioned “lucille ball red hair” – She was actually black headed. She only went red after a movie agent strongly suggested that she go red for a particular spot in a movie – she did, and always dyed her hair red after that.

Eric C Is A Sad Loser

September 19th, 2011
8:37 pm

Hey, Eric…loser…

Josef Mengele and Joseph Goebbels both had dark hair.

Just like you, right?

She Became Famous As A REDHEAD

September 19th, 2011
8:48 pm

Lucille Ball was a natural BRUNETTE. She did NOT have black hair. She merely dyed her brunette hair flaming red, which became her trademark. So, it was with RED hair that she became a film star and successful comedien. Close enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
8:59 pm

A ginger kid is a person with red hair and freckles. When you see a ginger kid you say “gross”

Eric C Wets His Pants

September 19th, 2011
9:05 pm

When you see Eric C, take him home to Mommy, so she can change his prejudiced diaper.

Eric C.

September 19th, 2011
9:09 pm

Gingers Suffer from a disease called gingervitis

Cane89

September 19th, 2011
9:10 pm

I think that reds are beautiful women.

Eric C = Born Loser

September 19th, 2011
9:14 pm

That one’s already been trotted out, Eric.

Go clean your diaper and see if you can come up with something a little more clever, prejudice boy.

Even More

September 19th, 2011
9:16 pm

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