The civil rights of the rotund are being violated daily at a White Castle restaurant in upstate New York, says a stockbroker who’s well-fed up with not being able to squeeze his 290-pound frame into the svelte-sized tables.

I'll gladly sue you Tuesday for a free hamburger today. (from New York Post)
Martin Kessman, 64, is suing the fast-food chain for chairs that can be moved a belly-distance from the tables and unspecified damages.
“I just want to sit down like a normal person,” Kessman said in a New York Post article.
Kessman says he’s complained about the lack of proper seating for creatures of his girth for more than two years, but all he’s gotten for his trouble is coupons for free hamburgers.
“Cheese was extra,” complained Kessman in the lawsuit filed in federal court.
Kessman, a fan of the No. 2 combo, says he’s suffered physical and emotional pain from his ordeal. His knee was injured from repeatedly slamming it into the unyielding steel table supports at the eatery. And the lack of proper seating has made him feel “like an outcast.”
Instead of filing a lawsuit, Kessman could have approached a store manager and asked for a regular chair, said White Castle spokeswoman Jamie Richardson, according to the New York Post.
86 comments Add your comment
so true
September 15th, 2011
8:51 am
I agree with all you people sending comments. Why is he suing now, after eating at White Castle for so many years??????
teeed off
September 15th, 2011
8:53 am
This guy just found a way to get money to eat more!!!!!!
read this
September 15th, 2011
8:55 am
Kessman —- I hope you read all these comments, and I hope White Castle does too. No way should you prevail in this lawsuit. I hope White Castle has a darn good “Attorney” to help them out of this silly thing you started.
not so fat
September 15th, 2011
8:57 am
I have seen much fatter people at restaurants – this guy doesn’t look that fat. Where do you draw the line?????
Bvar
September 15th, 2011
11:01 am
In his own statement “I just want to sit down LIKE A NORMAL PERSON,” he acknowledges that he is not a normal person.
LarryZ
September 15th, 2011
1:46 pm
I don’t know why he just doesn’t get his order to go….and eat at home. Or does he eat them and go back to work smelling like onions and the fat he just injested. I always get them to go. What a Fat Ass.
Another Scheme to make get a buck, or should I call it Scam.
BWW
September 15th, 2011
3:40 pm
Get this tub of lard a couople of free sliders,an order of nails, and a diet coke, he’ll go away!!
BWW
September 15th, 2011
3:42 pm
With a name like Kessman, he’s probably a sue happy jew. He had a talking scale, but sued it for using profanity whenever he stepped on it to check his weight. OY!!!
Plantdiva
September 16th, 2011
12:32 am
He is lucky he can get a W.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t had one since I was a kid which is over30 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smokey
September 16th, 2011
9:21 am
Well lets see, we have the right to say stupid things, do stupid things and just plain being stupid. So where does this fit? Gee, a 69 cent Burger and someone is complaining. This kind of reminds me of the Burger Chomper in the Popeye Comics. Oh well, we all have our own agenda and I guess they will give Him a few bucks to shut Him up and then we can read on to something else of humour? Gotta Love this Freedom of speech we enjoy.. LMAOL Ya my spelling sucks, sorry.