Crime and punishment has been turned on its head in Russia, where a burglar was tied up and used as a sex slave by his intended victim.
The Daily Mail reports Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police he entered the hair salon of Olga Zajac, 28, and received a single debilitating blow to the head by the blonde black belt karate expert.
Zajac dragged her semi-conscious prey to a back room, stripped him, tied him up with hair dryer cable, force fed him nothing but water and Viagra while using him as a sex slave for three days.
She released him after he “learned his lesson,” the Daily Mail writes.
“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left,” Zajac said of her captive.
Both now face charges in Meshchovsk, Russia.
Something tells me this man will burgle again.
UPDATE: Alert readers and co-workers tell me this is not exactly a “breaking” news story, the Moscow Times reported it in 2009. I’m not sure why the Dail Mail is trolling it out there again. I will be more diligent in the future!