Website seeks to out cheating lovers

The Internet, a legendary aid for those who cheat on their significant others, may now be used to out noted philanderers.

AshleyMadison and Cheaterville users issue a joint statement.

AshleyMadison and Cheaterville users issue a joint statement.

For those who’ve been burned, Cheaterville.com offers oven mitts for the broken heart.

“Don’t be the last to know,” the site says, without finishing the sentence with “your current lover is a rat.”

Time.com says the site is geared toward the “paranoid,” and I tend to agree.

But, being the curious sort, I searched my own name and I’m proud to report no George Mathis has ever done somebody wrong, to paraphrase the oft-forgotten B.J. Thomas.

The database contains the misdeeds of society’s most infamous skirt-chasers, but anonymous tattletales will have to get busy uploading dirt to make the site useful for regular Joes and Josephines.

The “Cheaters of the Day” list lists lesser-known sexual scofflaws. I’d hate to be Andrew Shappy of Virginia Beach, but if he’s a trial lawyer he may have the makings of a good libel suit.

Combine Cheaterville with Ashley Madison for the complete Yin-Yang of human sexuality.

Or simply find love the old-fashioned way — from a bar stool or church pew.

13 comments Add your comment

john Q

July 11th, 2011
3:35 pm

john Q

July 11th, 2011
3:38 pm

I think pro$titution should be legal. It would help the struggling women in this down economy

Muley Powers

July 11th, 2011
4:50 pm

I’d like to report the APS.

Tyrone

July 11th, 2011
5:35 pm

Judging from the look on his face fmr. governor Spitzer realizes he’s about to receive some major smackdown from the Mrs.

john Q

July 11th, 2011
9:47 pm

APS, hahahahaha, good one

Joyce G

July 12th, 2011
12:55 am

Well church pew or church pulpit, to be exact, was where I found a cheater. So beware churchgoers everywhere, a calling from God does not make a person faithful.

Old Geezer

July 12th, 2011
7:54 am

women use the internet? I guess when the laundry is done and my dinner has been made they’ve found something else to do besides cleaning.

wm faulkner

July 12th, 2011
9:49 am

Ladies – You have a very powerful life changer down there – all rational thought is left behind if we see your behind ..

ctotwo

July 12th, 2011
10:01 am

Sex sites are exciting, especially if your wife or G F is a part of these experiences. Cheating is a result of someone’s partner (both males and females) neglecting each other or one another.

Plain and simple.

dre

July 12th, 2011
10:21 am

Muley – good one!

Lily

July 12th, 2011
4:38 pm

Ever hear of “Dontdatehimgirl.com”? This site is a wannabe and ol’ George is fronting like he suddenly knows about them dang interwebs LOL

Lily

July 12th, 2011
4:40 pm

@Old Geezer, what? Did you think the KFC gals and laundromat monitors stayed there 24/7? Old people are weird.

Melanie

July 18th, 2011
5:26 am

Has anyone heard of that website where you can get a cell phone that is not register to you? They buy the cell phone in their name and they mail it to any address you want. It is called secret fun phone dot com. If you get caught with the phone your spouse can not trace it to you. I’m thinking about getting one but wanted to know if anyone has bought a phone from this site? They have a telephone number you can call and talk to real live person!