The Internet, a legendary aid for those who cheat on their significant others, may now be used to out noted philanderers.
For those who’ve been burned, Cheaterville.com offers oven mitts for the broken heart.
“Don’t be the last to know,” the site says, without finishing the sentence with “your current lover is a rat.”
Time.com says the site is geared toward the “paranoid,” and I tend to agree.
But, being the curious sort, I searched my own name and I’m proud to report no George Mathis has ever done somebody wrong, to paraphrase the oft-forgotten B.J. Thomas.
The database contains the misdeeds of society’s most infamous skirt-chasers, but anonymous tattletales will have to get busy uploading dirt to make the site useful for regular Joes and Josephines.
The “Cheaters of the Day” list lists lesser-known sexual scofflaws. I’d hate to be Andrew Shappy of Virginia Beach, but if he’s a trial lawyer he may have the makings of a good libel suit.
Combine Cheaterville with Ashley Madison for the complete Yin-Yang of human sexuality.
Or simply find love the old-fashioned way — from a bar stool or church pew.