The worst-laid plans often go awry.
Such was the case in Hillsboro, Missouri, where a burglary duo’s purloinment of power tools and DVDs was interrupted by carnal passion.
The female cat burglar must not have appreciated the amorous advances — she elected to pepper spray her cohort and flee in the homeowner’s car, according to an article by NBC affiliate KSDK.
Two miles down the road she ran the car into a pond.
The man was caught running down the road wearing nothing but a raincoat and lugging a bag of stolen goods.
It makes you wonder what kind of DVDs they found hidden in the garage.
Jefferson County police did not respond to emails and phone calls.
Sadly, there are no booking mugs online.