Maxim: Atlanta No. 1 city for men

“Every day is an opening day” may have been a bust, but Atlanta has a new maxim, thanks to Maxim magazine, proud purveyors of almost porn.

Atlanta, the epicenter of American sexy.

Atlanta, the epicenter of American sexy.

Atlanta is America’s No. 1 city for men to live in, according to those who keep abreast of such things.

How did Atlanta beat out Miami, Los Angeles, Newark and other party destinations?

Ironically, it’s Atlanta’s beautiful women that makes our clean and safe metropolis such a wonderful place for men.

Here’s how Maxim phrased it:

“Atlanta is the ultimate man city. Why? Well, mostly because of their girls score, which was through the freakin’ roof. And there are good job prospects [and] fun night­- life.”

Thanks ladies. I suggest Mayor Kasim Reed send a “Key to the City” to each and every Clermont dancer.

The NHL may not like Atlanta, but Maxim, which rated cities according to sports franchises, nightlife and regional hotness of its female denizens, certainly does.

As for the women, they’ve always got Climax, Ga.

Here’s Maxim’s Top 10:

1. Atlanta

2. Boston

3. Los Angeles

4. Miami

5. New York

6. Tampa

7. Long Beach

8. Pittsburgh

9. San Diego

10. Chicago

193 comments Add your comment

In all the wrong places...

June 21st, 2011
12:17 pm

Yep, and we see evidence of what “men” Maxim is talking about because examples are prominent on the Atlanta Housewives show. Men with lip gloss and high heeled shoes… Sigh…

T

June 21st, 2011
12:29 pm

Don’t forget Atlanta is also number one for having the worst pro sports teams. Only the braves to win a championship.

Devil's Advocate

June 21st, 2011
12:33 pm

Yeah, #2 – 10 don’t have any crime and are sparkly clean aren’t they?

Don Fry

June 21st, 2011
12:38 pm

Also number one in wannabes and retards who love reality TV and celebrity gossip while maxing out their credit cards.

What a hole.

MovedtoCA

June 21st, 2011
1:18 pm

After reading multiple comments from people who seem shocked & angry about the “safe&clean metropolis” I realize why I moved away. Did you ever hear of “tongue-in-cheek” (no, not what the gay men do u rednecks!)?
That comment was not written by Maxim, please people work on your reading & comprehension skills before you start mouthing off. The coulmnist who wrote this article is clearly a humorist and far too subtle for the Low-IQ crowd. C’mon- The Clermont Lounge! Climax? You people are dullards.
Kids, stay in school! Newspapers are written @ a third grade reading level-sad.

Tenacious Tee

June 21st, 2011
1:44 pm

Great for Gay men or straight men????????

Keepin it REAL

June 21st, 2011
1:50 pm

DMoney, thanks for the props dude, but where are the honeys???

Dunwoody Matt

June 21st, 2011
1:54 pm

If you want to slay a old dragon hang at Johnnys, right? Bring your sword lol

Kim Kardashian

June 21st, 2011
2:00 pm

I thought we were suppose to meet men at church or in the frozen food aisle? See ya at Kroger, I gotta go & work out plump my junk lol

Roswell Playa

June 21st, 2011
2:09 pm

There are lots of hotties around here, especially in North Fulton, most are driving SUVs or soccer vans with 2 -3 kids, no thanks, uhh hold on , Ive got an itch…………………………..lmfao!!!

Zack

June 21st, 2011
2:12 pm

The writer of this story must have started his day at either Hooters or The Titled Kilt. Then he moved on to a strip club, which Atlanta has an unbelieveable amount of. While at the strip club he must have hooked up with a stripper who had some meth with her, cause that is the only way you think Atlanta has the best women. Man there is no way that Atlanta has the best women. Oh wait maybe it was the lesbians, yea that must be it, because they outnumber the gay men, that’s it, I finally figured that out………………

OTP

June 21st, 2011
3:08 pm

There are a lot of women in Atlanta….BUT…it will cost you. Atlanta is a pay to play city…when the strip clubs make more money than the professional sports teams….that should tell u something. Its better than Miami and LA…..you have to pay to play there also, but u pay a lot more. So if u have a bit of money to spare u ca have ur pick.

OTP

June 21st, 2011
3:21 pm

Toronto has the BEST WOMEN….Period !

KeepinItRealHomie

June 21st, 2011
3:59 pm

Did you know according to a new CDC release, 1 in every 16 Black Men have HIV-!! This is compared to 1 in 170 whites, and 1 in 130 Hispanics.

Junior Samples

June 21st, 2011
4:04 pm

most of the women i’ve seen inside the perimeter are gold diggers..and not very good looking.

BrothaMan

June 21st, 2011
4:06 pm

Whats really scarry is all the black men who consider themselves, and say their straight, yet enjoy other men! All the men on the DL, is why AIDS is the #1 killer of African American women!!

baldheaded beauty

June 21st, 2011
4:08 pm

There are alot of single pretty women in Atlanta, and it is a great place to be single male in Atlanta for a reason, all the single women are single for a reason, THEY ARE NUTS!!!!!

hairy acorn sack

June 21st, 2011
4:11 pm

What else is scary is how many beautiful women in atlanta use to be men. You would be surprised, remember, feel for an adam’s apple fellas!

hairy acorn sack

June 21st, 2011
4:23 pm

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Nigerian Bruthaaaa

June 21st, 2011
4:37 pm

Aiiiight, seriously. If yall men caint meet a women in ATL then you really dooo have a serious problem, and that problem could possibly be erectile disfunction, no money, PE (premature ejac), your gay, you A sectual, you ooogly, or you just are flat out a loser living in yo parents basement sittin on yo fat beehind playing video games all day an eating hungry man dinners.

RuSerious

June 21st, 2011
4:58 pm

Clearly some readers don’t get the concept of sarcasm, the article is dripping with it. Unpucker your butt cheeks people.

urban redneck

June 21st, 2011
5:02 pm

atlanta is the number one city for men…………..to meet other men.

sophisticateJAE

June 21st, 2011
5:28 pm

I sense bitterness in some of the guys’ comments. I do agree that Atlanta is not the safest city however, don’t stereotype ALL Atlanta women as being ghetto, overweight, and unattractive. The educated, classy and beautiful women of Atlanta don’t congregate in or near the Clermont Lounge. We’re mingling in Buckhead/Midtown and driving back to North Fulton in which we call home.

24 yr old white male

June 21st, 2011
6:23 pm

I get laid all the damn time by hot women in Atlanta. You can’t expect them to come to you though that’s not how it works. Obviously, all the guys who are complaining are either ugly, dumb or unemployed. This is OK with me though, just means more for me :D .

TEXIZZ

June 21st, 2011
8:36 pm

What you should have printed was that Atlanta is a great city for black men. Try finding a white guy in Atlanta! Loud & Proud! lol

S Permb Urper

June 21st, 2011
9:00 pm

I just love the men in Atlanta. Yummy.

Conversate on the Down Low

June 21st, 2011
9:02 pm

I am in agreeance, S Permb Urper.

Earl de Pimp

June 21st, 2011
9:33 pm

Dees womens be yo’ baby daddy for crack money and some cheap wine. When theys take out they teephies dem can do some polishing. Day is nasty in Atlanta

4xtra

June 21st, 2011
10:28 pm

Real Brotha Coming in here……
Someone said something about living in a hut in Africa than ATL??
Well that is EXACTLY how many brothas and sistas are doing to
afford that BMW/LEXUS LEASE payment but you have to have 6 roommates, no furniture, in a 2 Bedroom APT ( AKA… Apartment HUT )
You got pookie and Leon running around in a 1993 Impala trying to look and act like Young Jeezy and they broke Azz H.e.l.l. (No disrespect to to YJ …)
And many of the sistas runnin around with a weave on they got from the flea market runnin around lookin like the broke Lil Kim….(the cheap weaves that make yo head itch like a mofo)
Me……Just Coming in form the “norf” I have never seen so much fakery and fraud in my life…….
I tell my friends up top that I have NEVER seen so many $30,000 a year MILLIONAIRES until I got here. (I call it the “Hip Hop Video Hypnosis”) If there was a law against wearing weaves sistas would flee here faster than the Hispanics did when they passed that BS immigration law.
(FOR THE RECORD ..fo real ……I AM TOTALLY AGAINST THAT IMMIGRATION LAW 100% ……but anyway)
On top of that the sistas here WILL NOT PAY YOU ANY ATTENTION UNLESS YOU ARE A CELEBRITY…and most of the sistas here are overweight, bald, and average looking without makeup. I love hip hop but Hip hop got these kids twisted
Always remember from a “lightweight” ol skool
HIP HOP IS ENTERTAINMENT …………..NOT A LIFESTYLE….Stop living a lie.

4xtra

June 21st, 2011
10:28 pm

@S Permb Urper
Watcha lookin like??

Todd

June 21st, 2011
10:50 pm

The Clermont Lounge? With a busted-up mini-van with a mismatched door out front? Are you frikkin’ kidding me?! Maybe Atlanta made your list but the only thing that could have been a worse file photo would be one of the former Gold Club or Backstreet!!!

fox news hater

June 21st, 2011
10:53 pm

ATLANTA THE NEW DETROIT!!!THANKS ALL OF YOU BLACKS MOVING FROM THE SLUMS OF THE NORTH BRINGING YOUR CRIME AND THUG MENTALITY …RUINING WHAT USE TO BE A BEAUTIFUL PROGRESSIVE CITY CALLED ATLANTA YOU WONT REST TILL IT STARTS TO LOOK LIKE DETROIT,ST.LOUIS,NEWARK,CLEVELAND,GARY,IN,PHILLY

Jimmy Jam

June 22nd, 2011
7:18 am

Hockey does not live here, don’t need it, never needed it. It is too much hottness in this city for some cold @$$ hockey!

OH WOW

June 22nd, 2011
8:49 am

All you folks hating on Atlanta should get together and have a party call it THE BITTER BALL!!!!!

Richard Parrilla

June 22nd, 2011
12:40 pm

How the hell did Pittsburgh make the Top 10?

Packing my bags

June 22nd, 2011
4:29 pm

Looks like this single fella has found a place to call home.

Emma

June 22nd, 2011
7:36 pm

Roekest- we are all in Marietta = )

Bettman the Moron

June 22nd, 2011
10:32 pm

Order of popularity….

NFL
MLB
NBA
Pro Soccer
College LaCrosse
Olympic Fencing
Local Bunko leagues
NHL

Good luck in Winnipeg Bettman…your fringe league will need it.

chris

June 22nd, 2011
11:46 pm

Go to Dallas, Austin, Houston or anywhere else and you will see some of the most beautiful women that you have ever seen. Here in Texas we take it for granted. People that come visit always comment on the beauty of the women here.

AtlantaTerry

June 23rd, 2011
1:02 am

Just watch “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”. It’s amazing those women are so phony. Not one woman I know is like those women.

Earl de Pimp

June 25th, 2011
10:00 pm

Atlanta, the Detroit of the South. What a s^ithole. Dee womens be nasty hos

Chuck Allison

June 28th, 2011
6:34 am

I can’t agree that any of these cities are best for men. This article was obviously written by a girly man. Here is an alternative list for manly men:

1. Birmingham
2. San Antonio
3. Charleston
4. Denver
5. Dallas
6. Nashville
7. Phoenix
8. Baton Rouge
9. Little Rock
10 Oklahoma City

These are cities for real men.

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