Report: Van der Sloot gets girlfriend pregnant in jail

Peruvian prisons ain’t Alcatraz.

Don't shoot, you might ruin the hundred of Snickers bars his new girlfriend has stuffed in his pants.

Unknown to Peruvian police, the bulletproof vest contains 392 Snicker bars.

Joran van der Sloot, the principal suspect in the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, is rumored to have gotten his latest girlfriend pregnant while imprisoned in Lima.

The Dutchman is currently incarcerated at Castro Castro Jail while awaiting a murder trial for the death and robbery of Stephany Flores in June 2010.

His new girlfriend, who is not identified, allegedly worked at a casino frequented by Stephany Flores and visits van der Sloot’s cell to do “chores” and give him candy, which he uses to run a “lucrative” snack bar from his cell.

The victim’s father, Ricardo Flores, saw van der Sloot at a recent court hearing and said he expected to see a “miserable person.” Instead, he was shocked to see a ”fatso.”

Ricardo Flores has asked jail officials to investigate the conjugal visits.

81 comments Add your comment

Whitey Jones

June 15th, 2011
1:22 pm

get some buddy!

Barack Obama

June 15th, 2011
1:29 pm

Backward third-world nation….just the way I want the US to be! Give me a little more time and I’ll have us on the same level as Peru, where they eat Guinea Pigs.

Mr. Ed

June 15th, 2011
1:36 pm

Life is good… until they stick that needle in his after the trial.

Sadly, I doubt he ever grant any closure that the Holloway family has desperately tried to obtain.

Mr. Ed

June 15th, 2011
1:41 pm

my bad..in his arm

M

June 15th, 2011
1:42 pm

Wait a minute, so his girlfriend visits his cell to do “chores” and give him “candy?”

Isn’t that like six in one hand, half a dozen in the other?

ATL Woman

June 15th, 2011
1:51 pm

AJC…STOP it here…..is candy referring to the woman or chocolate. You need to change your headline. Super poor taste.

DebDoes

June 15th, 2011
1:52 pm

That’s right folks, prisons that are run by the very finest allowing this thug liberties. Good to see he is learning ‘a trade’ while he’s in jail, however.

Roekest

June 15th, 2011
1:53 pm

@M

I think “chores” is really sex, but the candy is candy: “and give him candy, which he uses to run a “lucrative” snack bar from his cell.” Ah yes! We Dutch passionately embrace the free-market. However, we don’t stand for murder.

AM

June 15th, 2011
1:56 pm

To ATL Woman: it’s a joke… Hence the purpose of “About News To Me with George Mathis.” The description says: “Informative and entertaining breaking news humor from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.”

SavvyNet

June 15th, 2011
1:57 pm

Holddup…So what’s his punishment for murder 1?

George Bush

June 15th, 2011
2:07 pm

@Barack Obama – Thanks for throwing in your political two cents which was totally irrelevant to the actual article. Also, thanks for killing Osama, which I failed to do. Also, thanks for helping the economy get better after the disaster that occurred while I was in office. But most of all, thanks for working hard at being a great president so I can sit kick back on my ranch in Texas which I really should have been doing all along. That way I would have at least avoided going down in history as one of the worst presidents in our nation’s history.

comment

June 15th, 2011
2:10 pm

Sounds like a cool prison.

ronald

June 15th, 2011
2:12 pm

I agree with earlier poster regarding the title of this article. This is clearly in poor taste and a degrading comment geared toward women and gender roles in general. AJC = schmucks.

LadydiveK

June 15th, 2011
2:13 pm

This is disgusting!!

jimmy

June 15th, 2011
2:14 pm

If you think Obama, is a good president,you have got to be sick!

comment

June 15th, 2011
2:17 pm

Next you are going to tell me he is running a coffee house in there selling hash and legal prostitutes. He is Dutch you know?

blue_moon

June 15th, 2011
2:25 pm

Why is this the story that AJC chooses to solicit viewer comments? Infuriating.

Jon

June 15th, 2011
2:35 pm

Eating guinea pigs is your benchmark for backward?

Just Desserts

June 15th, 2011
2:41 pm

I was hoping his dad thought he looked fat because his SON was pregnant with prison sex.

boyoboy

June 15th, 2011
2:41 pm

Please take Peru tax payers monies and investigate the candy ring Joran has in that shi.hole he is in,please. I would hate for someone else to get fat from that candy,Joran should be a shame for getting those starving Peru prisoners fat,shame on you Joran! This is so funny,would make a really good reality show,for sure. I would love to watch this one. Free Joran.he was so framed!

DD

June 15th, 2011
2:42 pm

I’m totally disapointed in Daddy I thought he would have offed this piece of crap by now with all the juice I felt he had. C’mon man-up call in some favors.

HENRY

June 15th, 2011
2:47 pm

KILL THE SOB NOW

InTownGal

June 15th, 2011
2:58 pm

I think the title is hysterical! Mental note to self…if ever have to go to prison, request a Peruvian one.

Hayseed Peanut Gallery?

June 15th, 2011
3:16 pm

I’m sure this is somehow Obama’s fault.

Commonsenseagitator

June 15th, 2011
3:35 pm

Those that choose to denigrate our current president have very short memories. We were prosperous before Bush took office and the country went to hell in a handbasket after he cut taxes on the rich claiming that would create jobs, we all know that was just another Bush lie now don’t we? Of course this is Georgia, we are mighty proud of our willful ignorance concerning all things, but especially politics. We have become a state filled with morons.

George Mathis

June 15th, 2011
3:42 pm

I surrender! Headline changed.

Cynthia Tucker

June 15th, 2011
3:52 pm

OK…I feel as though I have to weigh in. What you right wing theorists must keep in mind is that without Baracka “I’ll Take From Your Mama (if it would help pay for indigents’ healthcare)” Obama, you wh*te yuppies would have more money that the government could spend. Baracka is smarter than all of you. He knows that socialism is the best way to take your money to help those unwilling to work. Long live Baracka!!

Chris Bennett

June 15th, 2011
3:54 pm

Cuy (guinea pig) are tasty and very healthy. The only problem I have with eating them is the amount of work required to get such a small amount of meat. Same problem with crawfish though, really.

Tami

June 15th, 2011
4:14 pm

Sounds like the boy is having way too much freedom behind bars. Not exactly the message that should be given to an alleged two-time murderer.

Dave in Marietta

June 15th, 2011
4:16 pm

To the idiot who posed as the Prez to make a comment, your life must be a miserable existence.

wsj

June 15th, 2011
4:21 pm

So I guess the “demon seed” has been past on to new generation.

Junior Samples

June 15th, 2011
4:25 pm

Uhhhh, this is Obama’s economy now. No more blaming Bush.

At some point you have to be a man and take responsibility for your actions. He’s spent a boat load of money with zero results.

Blaming is the liberal way.

MJ

June 15th, 2011
4:34 pm

I have an idea…..How about we stick to the topic and leave politics out of it…..Southerners…..

Linda

June 15th, 2011
4:38 pm

As a mother and a decent human being this makes me want to vomit. Why is this moron, idiot, looser, creep and muderer still walking this earth? in the United States someone in our prison system would have “taken him out” already!!!!

Get on with it. WTH is he going to be allowed to murder someone elses daugher? I hope he has a daughter of his own that he NEVER get to see.

Linda

June 15th, 2011
4:41 pm

oh, and just how do you know the one who went to politics is a southerner???? How do WE know you are not one yourself? lol

Peer Pressure

June 15th, 2011
4:59 pm

Really? You changed the title of the article for a few idiots? Really?!?

Peruvian President

June 15th, 2011
5:03 pm

Former and current American leaders… You shouldn’t even be involved in this conversation… You have nothing at all to do with this topic, title, article, Peru, or anything relevant for that matter. One person alone does not do anything, Nothing Bush ever did was his idea alone, nothing Obama ever accomplished as president was his idea alone! This is not possible. Anything Bush ever did was backed by a slew of lawmakers, and the same with Obama. You are all so…..

Southerner

June 15th, 2011
5:05 pm

That there MJ is i reckon for sure a yankee…. Or perhaps worse, Canadian eh???

 ↓

June 15th, 2011
5:12 pm

This whole thing is so messed up!

steveareno

June 15th, 2011
5:17 pm

Here, I thought this candyass was a treat for the other inmates.

Lebron "King" James

June 15th, 2011
5:21 pm

Well F#CK me in the BUTT, how can this be alllowed?

comment

June 15th, 2011
5:28 pm

MJ needs to pack up and get on the bus headed due North

Jimmy Carter

June 15th, 2011
5:38 pm

Only the sitting communist clown in the Whitehouse currently can make my legacy look like George Washington’s. Soon my face will be on the $3 bill, and Obama will be stamped on penny’s and WIC cards.

woodrow

June 15th, 2011
5:40 pm

So, what we have here is a upstanding, self-respecting young lady doing the wild monkey dance with a rapist-murderer inside the jail. Some special girl I’d say.

Shanequa D'Shae

June 15th, 2011
5:42 pm

Oh I would love for Obama to be on my WIC cards. That would be so dope, I can’t wait! When will I get the new ones???

Candy

June 15th, 2011
5:48 pm

Say what you want Mr. Wilson. You would be all over this too! Sloot ain’t the only one getting this “loot” although the other inmates prefer it in my chute’. That’s how I know my little darling is Sloot’s!

Stella

June 15th, 2011
6:28 pm

That’s disgusting and so is he. He can rot in hell.. He’s killed 2 girls that we know of! The wicked are always rewarded… Not in the end tho.

Katie

June 15th, 2011
6:29 pm

SavvyNet, maybe in Peru it’s child support payments

HughJasol

June 15th, 2011
7:03 pm

Van der Sloot we pray for your slow, painful death.

Mr. Jones

June 15th, 2011
8:03 pm

Okay, we can play the payola game, too. If we all chip in a few bucks, we can create a bribe big enough to make sure that Van der Sloot has no joy in prison.