Peruvian prisons ain’t Alcatraz.

Unknown to Peruvian police, the bulletproof vest contains 392 Snicker bars.
Joran van der Sloot, the principal suspect in the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, is rumored to have gotten his latest girlfriend pregnant while imprisoned in Lima.
The Dutchman is currently incarcerated at Castro Castro Jail while awaiting a murder trial for the death and robbery of Stephany Flores in June 2010.
His new girlfriend, who is not identified, allegedly worked at a casino frequented by Stephany Flores and visits van der Sloot’s cell to do “chores” and give him candy, which he uses to run a “lucrative” snack bar from his cell.
The victim’s father, Ricardo Flores, saw van der Sloot at a recent court hearing and said he expected to see a “miserable person.” Instead, he was shocked to see a ”fatso.”
Ricardo Flores has asked jail officials to investigate the conjugal visits.
81 comments Add your comment
Whitey Jones
June 15th, 2011
1:22 pm
get some buddy!
Barack Obama
June 15th, 2011
1:29 pm
Backward third-world nation….just the way I want the US to be! Give me a little more time and I’ll have us on the same level as Peru, where they eat Guinea Pigs.
Mr. Ed
June 15th, 2011
1:36 pm
Life is good… until they stick that needle in his after the trial.
Sadly, I doubt he ever grant any closure that the Holloway family has desperately tried to obtain.
Mr. Ed
June 15th, 2011
1:41 pm
my bad..in his arm
M
June 15th, 2011
1:42 pm
Wait a minute, so his girlfriend visits his cell to do “chores” and give him “candy?”
Isn’t that like six in one hand, half a dozen in the other?
ATL Woman
June 15th, 2011
1:51 pm
AJC…STOP it here…..is candy referring to the woman or chocolate. You need to change your headline. Super poor taste.
DebDoes
June 15th, 2011
1:52 pm
That’s right folks, prisons that are run by the very finest allowing this thug liberties. Good to see he is learning ‘a trade’ while he’s in jail, however.
Roekest
June 15th, 2011
1:53 pm
@M
I think “chores” is really sex, but the candy is candy: “and give him candy, which he uses to run a “lucrative” snack bar from his cell.” Ah yes! We Dutch passionately embrace the free-market. However, we don’t stand for murder.
AM
June 15th, 2011
1:56 pm
To ATL Woman: it’s a joke… Hence the purpose of “About News To Me with George Mathis.” The description says: “Informative and entertaining breaking news humor from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.”
SavvyNet
June 15th, 2011
1:57 pm
Holddup…So what’s his punishment for murder 1?