Revisionist history is as wrong as it is fashionable, but rarely is it as obvious as on Wikipedia, where legions of Sarah Palin fans are reportedly editing the Paul Revere entry to make it match the former Alaska governor’s version of the silversmith’s famous ride.

“And many years later, the Allman Brothers wrote this great song about the whole thing called ‘Midnight Rider’.” (Hat added due to comedy)
The list of edits is telling for an event that happened 236 years ago.
One edit was removed because a Wikipedian said the new info was “not backed by a reliable sources (it was sarah palin interview videos).”
Another shows a bit of bias against the former Republican candidate for vice president of the United States: “[A newspaper] may be a reliable source, but on this Palin clearly is not.”
The Paul Revere discussion page is basically a flame war.
A Wikipedia administrator writes “if you mention Sarah Palin you’re doing it wrong. This article is about Paul Revere, a historical figure who died nearly two centuries before Sarah Palin came to prominence. She has absolutely nothing to do with the article. I would expect to see contemporary sources and theories proposed by modern historians, but Sarah Palin is neither here nor there.”
For the blissfully unaware, Palin, a potential presidential candidate in 2012, seemed to be confused when asked in Boston about the story of Paul Revere.
Palin, on a bus tour, said Revere went on his midnight ride to notify the British that they shouldn’t confiscate American weapons.
Her actual quote was something like this: “[Revere] warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, by ringing those bells, and makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”
Perhaps Revere was the progenitor of the Second Amendment to the Constitution, which came about 16 years later, but I don’t recall that from the history books I’ve read.
Revere, according to history, rode through an area north of Boston in 1775 to warn residents that British forces were on the move. He didn’t really shout “The British are coming,” because, at that time, almost everyone in the area was considered “British.”
If nothing else, the U.S. public, and a few candidates it seems, will learn more about their country this election cycle.
183 comments Add your comment
PR
June 6th, 2011
1:40 pm
Do you really expect Palin to say anything that makes sense. She is the poster child for airheaded bimbos. It took her 6 colleges to get a liberal arts degreee. She couldn’t even finish a 4-year term as governor of Alaska. She has no credibility. The national media needs to quit following her around. Ignore her and maybe she’ll get the message that we don’t want her in the race. If she runs Obama will be a shoo-in.
Newsflash
June 6th, 2011
1:40 pm
THIS JUST IN – Noted “history buff” R. Goodden claims 230+ year old documents “elaborate left wing forgery,” and carbon dates Los Angeles Times article to find that it pre-dates “phony historical documents.” Set to submit findings to “expert historian,” Observer.
Terrance
June 6th, 2011
1:41 pm
When you all find out that Sarah Palin is right about EVERYTHING, you will feel stupid and shamed.
I know her heart and her soul. She is a profoundly Christian woman who prays for all of us – even you heathen Democrats – and works tirelessly to free us all from the dependance upon Middle Eastern Oil. We need to rely on ourselves and only ourselves if we are to survive as a country. Relax folks, Sarah is here to save us all. Just listen to her.
And also, Michelle Bachman too.
Let the Big Dawg Eat
June 6th, 2011
1:42 pm
“Listen my children, and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. ‘No guns for the British,’ o’l Paulie was wailin. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Sarah Palin!
left/right/whateva
June 6th, 2011
1:45 pm
terrance, i know, you drank some palin koolaid (sp?) didnt ya? betcha ya were sittin’ on her fron’ porch lookin’ @ russia @ the time, hunh? poor baby, no more koolaid for you! run palin run!!
Historian
June 6th, 2011
1:50 pm
Yes, Sarah, Paul Revere was warning the British. And the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery. And Richard Nixon did nothing wrong in the Watergate mess. And you, sweetheart, have a great chance to become President. You betcha! Keep it up, girl.
Toccoa Reader
June 6th, 2011
1:51 pm
She should simply be ignored.
lessmore
June 6th, 2011
1:52 pm
Stupid is as stupid does.
Newsflash
June 6th, 2011
1:55 pm
THIS JUST IN – “Christian Psychic” Terrance refuses “Koll-Aid”
Terrance
June 6th, 2011
1:55 pm
left/right: No Koll-Aid here. As a Christian, I know her soul and the light that emanates from her proves she speaks the truth. It is a shame you are blinded to her and her wisdom. Perhaps if you were a Christian – and subsequently not going to burn in the eternal fire – you would see this.
I pity you. Please find Christ before we are forced to heard you and your ilk into some sort of re-education program.
Jesus is Lord and Sarah is his new Voice to us all.
And also, Bristol too.